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optimistic-gold
A sort of moldy house..🏡
Welcome to the sort of moldy house that DEFINITELY wont give you mold poisoning! :D
I offer..
1. Non-Expired Twix & Snickers
2. Very Safe Candy
3. Moss & Cement
4. Mold, Dirt, or Dust
5. Mud & Raw Meat
6. Expired Candy
7. A edible bag full of expired candy
8. A special prize..
There is a 0.3% chance of getting mold poisoning
76 Replies
Can I have some Cement?
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
Sure!
a moldy hand covered in dust pops out and gives a bucket of cement
extended-salmon•14mo ago
what is the special prize
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
its secret & classified
it is a bucket full of dust with all types of organisms
extended-salmon•14mo ago
i will have some very "safe" candy pls
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
gives uranium flavored candy
extended-salmon•14mo ago
thank
afraid-scarlet•14mo ago
trıck or peak
tame-yellow•14mo ago
MOSS
MOLD?
count me in
trick or treat
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
here ya go gives 5 buckets of moss covered in a thin layer of mold
tame-yellow•14mo ago
yay
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
adverse-sapphire•14mo ago
Treat or treat gimme very safe candy!!
It looks so moldy and healthy!
exotic-emerald•14mo ago
knock knock, if you don't give me candy you'll get the chop chop.
tame-yellow•14mo ago
this is not
my
house
exotic-emerald•14mo ago
oh
then uhhh
@koalafication 🐨 come over here
fair-rose•14mo ago
real
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
ok gives a chocolate bowl filled with still water that definitely doesn’t have brain eating amoeba)
gives a snickers bar that survived through both of the world wars
adverse-sapphire•14mo ago
Ooh that looks tasty😋😋😋😋😋😋
extended-salmon•14mo ago
-# those who know: 💀
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
THIS IS NOT A SAFETY HAZARD all my trick or treaters did not die yet are fine still
Knock knockaroo trick or treat
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
here ya go, gives a kitkat covered in dust and mold
it’s limited edition trust me
there is seconds btw
extended-salmon•14mo ago
tric or treat
stormy-gold•14mo ago
trick or treat
xenial-black•14mo ago
trick or treat
oop
wrong gif uhh
stormy-gold•14mo ago
(im here to take away your house i want to try your moss treats)
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
hi there gives a canned burger with radioactive.. water?
extended-salmon•14mo ago
yay
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
welcome! gives a bucket of moss
welcome gives skeleton gummies in a can
xenial-black•14mo ago
hey i wanted candy..
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
its skeleton gummies
xenial-black•14mo ago
how many of them
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
11
xenial-black•14mo ago
actually eh whatever
i'm not going to be counting individual ones lmaooo
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
next person to trick or treat gets a life supply of still water that is VERY tasty
xenial-black•14mo ago
also
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
extended-salmon•14mo ago
-# noradrenaline + adrenaline + german stare + balkan rage + hawk tuah = those who know: 💀
flat-fuchsia•14mo ago
Can i get twix?
fascinating-indigo•14mo ago
Just give me smt edible
wise-white•14mo ago
May I please have a very safe candy? :3
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
sure! Gives candy that was literally next to chernobyl when it exploded
gives expired brand new twix
gives candy with all diseases on it (even the non discovered ones) that is still edible
other-emerald•14mo ago
trick r gay
wise-white•14mo ago
throws the candy away because it's not safe to eat
(I only pick what's safe to eat. Just being honest.)
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
it’s safe
rummages through the trashcan and finds the chernobyl candy, proceeding to put it back in the treat basket alongside with a sticker saying “100% FRESHLY PRODUCED”
hilarious-sapphire•14mo ago
yuck.. trick or treat
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
hello gives a HUGE foot GUMMY covered in dust & mold
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
other-emerald•14mo ago
NOOOO
conscious-sapphire•14mo ago
the circle comes prepared with a second bag, just for this moldpiece
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
:moji_troll:
other-emerald•14mo ago
can i atleast hae some mold
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
puts a handful of dust and mold in your hand
other-emerald•14mo ago
thanks
ambitious-aqua•14mo ago
¡Trick or treat!
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
Happy halloween, gives a VERY deformed & moldy cookie that has been rotting on the moldy floor for decades
welcome! gives 2 bags worth of moldy / dusty candies THAT ARE EDIBLE
conscious-sapphire•14mo ago
the circle puts the candies in the bag and leaves
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
PLACES A HUGE BUCKET FULL OF MOLDY & EXPIRED CANDIES COVERED WITH A THIN LAYER OF DUST
-# The sign says, “Grab any amount of candy for free!”
stormy-gold•14mo ago
what are they even called edible mold candy (def not referring to breaking bad)
#💬-general in case if it dissapears for some reason
like-gold•14mo ago
trick or treat
can i have moss and cement :3
adverse-sapphire•14mo ago
Yep im still fine
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
nah it’s just regular candy like snickers, twix, hershey bars, etc that is expired to the point where it has mold on it
hi there gives 2 buckets of moss and cement
evident-indigo•14mo ago
trick or treat
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
ello gives cement with a thin layer of dust
flat-fuchsia•14mo ago
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vicious-gold•14mo ago
give me the moss
optimistic-goldOP•14mo ago
gives moldy moss with a thin layer of dust
YOU LEAKED MY ADDRESS MAN
HOW DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE
tame-yellow•14mo ago
wait
moss
actually nvm
sensitive-blue•14mo ago
trick or treat just throw everything you have in my orbit that is totally not more than 793 million miles away
Can I have some dirt with my bucket?
vicious-gold•14mo ago
eats the moss
The circle of life continues.
gehehehehe i did a deltan run reference
deep-jade•14mo ago
trick or mold
fair-rose•14mo ago
trick or treat
generous-apricot•14mo ago
May i request a fine sample of a spendid baked good known as the ‘cookie’?