foreign-sapphire

The lethal house

Please ignore the name, the withered trees, the blood, the tendrils slowly moving towards your unprotected feet, and the toilet paper. Please also ignore the legends about people dying of decapitation by attempting to enter, those are legends. Take exactly one from the bowl. neighbours are: #the oddly suspicious and quiet aquarium at the side of the street. Some paradoxes have occured here, feel free to skip to the end or read about what happened

112 Replies

constant-blue•14mo ago

it would be so funny if i took 2 lol HEEEEEEEEEEEELP HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLPPPPPP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPP PLAESE HELP MEE

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

skeletunedd has died. RIP

deep-jade•14mo ago

knock knock, would be funny if i took 0.9 candy uhhh did i survive?

deep-jade•14mo ago

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

No, you get killed and then have the 1/10th of a candy piece thrown at you at supersonic speeds

deep-jade•14mo ago

dodges

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Too bad, you died before the candy piece was fired

constant-blue•14mo ago

you spelled my name wrong so i'm still alive ahahahah AHHAHAHAH

deep-jade•14mo ago

totem of undying

deep-jade•14mo ago

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

ztunedd, skeletunedd, and skeletunedd☠☠🦴🦴, and all variations thereof (within 3 chars), have died RIP Uno reverse card You're dead and i have the totem of undying

constant-blue•14mo ago

did the variation "mnem" die and also "antimnem the evil"

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Nope

constant-blue•14mo ago

you said all variations

deep-jade•14mo ago

nuh uh

constant-blue•14mo ago

so you should be lying here everybody is now dead everything is now dead

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

All variations thereof, within 3 chars

constant-blue•14mo ago

look what you have caused

deep-jade•14mo ago

since everyone is dead, this thread should close.

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

import time_tools

time_tools.rewind(2,"minutes")

import time_tools

time_tools.rewind(2,"minutes")

Time has been rewound And the terms now don't kill everyone

constant-blue•14mo ago

IM ALIVEEE!!!! AHAHAH

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

You're not

constant-blue•14mo ago

what

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Oh, wait Forgot to resend

constant-blue•14mo ago

the messages below me is false

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

ztunedd, skeletunedd, and skeletunedd☠️☠️🦴🦴, and all variations thereof (within 3 chars difference), have died

constant-blue•14mo ago

i am now the schrodinger's cat

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", False)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", False)

Checkmate

constant-blue•14mo ago

you're supposed to enter a string

deep-jade•14mo ago

takes 1 candy

constant-blue•14mo ago

also this makes it so the code doesn't work

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", False)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", False)

fixed

constant-blue•14mo ago

bro i think i broke your entire thread with awful logic..

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

But the code makes it false

constant-blue•14mo ago

you know what lets just restart which means it should make it true so that makes it true and there is no paradox

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

But the code to make it false is made false by the post, so the post is true Woops

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", True)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", True)

Now it properly sets it

constant-blue•14mo ago

so this means that this is false it sets that message to false this is now false

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

(the post makes it being true false, so the post is false, and it's a paradox) Woops

constant-blue•14mo ago

which means this message is true now which means it sets it to true and it repeats the cycle welp umm we're dead

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Segmentation Fault - core dumped

constant-blue•14mo ago

import incase_of_emergency
incase_of_emergency.press_the_big_red_button_on_the_panel_and_restart_the_entire_system()

import incase_of_emergency
incase_of_emergency.press_the_big_red_button_on_the_panel_and_restart_the_entire_system()

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

crashlog.log

WorldOS v0.3 execution stopped
   reason: paradox was caused
Rebooting WorldOS from backup...
WorldOS v0.3 rebooted from backup. 
    5 ticks lost.
    Average tick time before reboot was: pl*0.97.

WorldOS v0.3 execution stopped
   reason: paradox was caused
Rebooting WorldOS from backup...
WorldOS v0.3 rebooted from backup. 
    5 ticks lost.
    Average tick time before reboot was: pl*0.97.

constant-blue•14mo ago

it should probably be because of a permanent mistake causing a manual shutdown and not a paradox

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

It does this every few seconds... Reworking it to survive paradoxes causing infinite loops in v0.4 (by just assuming that both are false at the same time, as far as the OS is concerned) log.log

WorldOS v0.3 execution stopped
    reason: manual shutdown to update
    Average tick time before shutdown was: pl*0.98.
WorldOS v0.4 starting from backups
    5 ticks lost.

WorldOS v0.3 execution stopped
    reason: manual shutdown to update
    Average tick time before shutdown was: pl*0.98.
WorldOS v0.4 starting from backups
    5 ticks lost.

Done

constant-blue•14mo ago

yippee anyways i am a QA tester and will attempt to destroy your system at all costs hmm lets see this sentence is false

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

It's now paradox proof It considers it as not true and not false at the same time, and doesn't inquire further

constant-blue•14mo ago

hmmmm this message and the next one can only have 2 states, "true" and "false" this message is false

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

It just ignores the first post and assumes it's both true and false at the same time

constant-blue•14mo ago

this message and the next one can only have one of 2 states, "true" or "false" this message is false

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

It just assumes the first one is false, to allow it to assume the second one to be both true and false at the same time

constant-blue•14mo ago

hmm the next message is true the previous message is false

quickest-silver•14mo ago

takes exactly 0.99999999999999999999999999.... candy

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

It considers both of them as one "unit" and considers it as true and false at the same time It never becomes exactly one, so you're still dead

quickest-silver•14mo ago

0.999999999999... = 1

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Prove it.

quickest-silver•14mo ago

1/3 = 0.333333333... 3 * 0.33333333... = 0.999999999... 3 * (1/3) = 3/3 = 1 so 0.999999999... = 1

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

ok, you win this time

constant-blue•14mo ago

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297302480593617047", True)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297302480593617047", True)

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

You don't die

quickest-silver•14mo ago

yay

constant-blue•14mo ago

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297302359088828569", False)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297302359088828569", False)

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

It just doesn't bother to actually run them Because that'd cause a paradox

Nek⭕nico (@ for Nyazsche)•14mo ago

I’m eating the bowl And leaving the candy

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

You did not take exactly one You are dead

constant-blue•14mo ago

how does it know if something causes a paradox

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

It first analyses the implications, before checking

constant-blue•14mo ago

and how does it know the implications?

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

>>> get_tick_speed
pl*0.75

>>> get_tick_speed
pl*0.75

Welp, needs more hardware It builds up a graph and processes it, before running it Compilers do that, for certain big brain optimisations

quickest-silver•14mo ago

fun fact: in actual python, this

def a():
    b()

def b():
    a()
    
a()

def a():
    b()

def b():
    a()
    
a()

raises RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded so no it doesnt work

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

It used to run both seperately So it still ran it, which forced a reboot

quickest-silver•14mo ago

well now it doesnt

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Yup That's one of the main changes in worldos v0.4

quickest-silver•14mo ago

well it does still run them a couple hundred times but then it stops

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Ik But it doesn't run it like that It runs A, then B, then A, then B, without counting recursions Which doesn't allow it to error out

tame-yellow•14mo ago

What happened here

constant-blue•14mo ago

i caused a paradox and he fixed everything

tame-yellow•14mo ago

Y'all broke the laws of universe for stupid candy Well imma just take the rebar and concrete and whatever it's left

constant-blue•14mo ago

but anyways everything seems fine now paycheck of 5 candies?

tame-yellow•14mo ago

I'm outta here

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

but it improved worldos, so yay

import spawn_tools
import geoloc

spawn_tools.spawn(spawn_tools.earth.sweets_in_bowl, spawn_tools.groundarea, geoloc.currentloc())

import spawn_tools
import geoloc

spawn_tools.spawn(spawn_tools.earth.sweets_in_bowl, spawn_tools.groundarea, geoloc.currentloc())

sweets and bowl replenished

optimistic-gold•14mo ago

Trick or treat? :o

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Treat, you get a fist-sized sugar lump and a single piece of candy from the bowl @Princess Ruth forgot to make it a reply

optimistic-gold•14mo ago

Thank you! :D I was half-asleep.

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

You get given a license which allows you to take exactly 5 extra from the bowl, but 10 hours late due to beauraucracy

constant-blue•14mo ago

yay takes 5 candies from the bowl

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

welp, race condition

correct-apricot•14mo ago

trick or treat :3

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

You get exactly one sweet

ambitious-aqua•14mo ago

trick or treat

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

trick, you get decapitated better luck next time

frail-apricot•14mo ago

trick or treat! :moji_pumpkin:

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

treat, you get exactly one sweet you don't need to ask, just take one but exactly one that's very important

frail-apricot•14mo ago

Oki! *takes one KitKat*

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

good, you followed the rules

frail-apricot•14mo ago

😊

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

open for collection, please don't cause a paradox

national-gold•14mo ago

takes one candy and places another in the bowl

rising-crimson•14mo ago

Uh Use Totem of Undying Take 2 candy for get 100 candy in pumpkim

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

technically not breaking the rules, so you don't die

import inventorytools as itools
import humantools as htools

itools.wipe_inventory("peashooterlooting1234")
itools.clear_held("peashooterlooting1234")
htools.kill_instantaneous("peashooterlooting1234")

import inventorytools as itools
import humantools as htools

itools.wipe_inventory("peashooterlooting1234")
itools.clear_held("peashooterlooting1234")
htools.kill_instantaneous("peashooterlooting1234")

you have died. RIP.

rising-crimson•14mo ago

nah bro this isn't hardcore anyway Take one candy i'm didn't want to die

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

No sweets have been taken for a few days

frail-apricot•14mo ago

trick or treats!

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

treat, you get a singular skittle (not a packet) you were unlucky

correct-apricot•14mo ago

@mnem i take 2 and i put 3 candies in the bucket to give back i also put a PEPSI BLUE (SODA) in the BUCKET for good measure i think i ok

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

you technically broke the rules by taking two out at a time, you get killed

correct-apricot•14mo ago

what cause

rare-sapphire•14mo ago

trick or treat

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

Treat, you get a meaty, fist sized sugar lump you technically took two, not one

correct-apricot•14mo ago

i mean what kills me heart attack or something?

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

decapitation by tendrils

correct-apricot•14mo ago

minor injuries! time to try again takes one candy and put 7 candies in the bowl perfect

foreign-sapphireOP•14mo ago

you survive, you technically didn't break the rules

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