inland-turquoise

The lethal house

Please ignore the name, the withered trees, the blood, the tendrils slowly moving towards your unprotected feet, and the toilet paper. Please also ignore the legends about people dying of decapitation by attempting to enter, those are legends. Take exactly one from the bowl. neighbours are: #the oddly suspicious and quiet aquarium at the side of the street. Some paradoxes have occured here, feel free to skip to the end or read about what happened

112 Replies

deep-jade•11mo ago

it would be so funny if i took 2 lol HEEEEEEEEEEEELP HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLPPPPPP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPP PLAESE HELP MEE

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

skeletunedd has died. RIP

complex-teal•11mo ago

knock knock, would be funny if i took 0.9 candy uhhh did i survive?

complex-teal•11mo ago

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

No, you get killed and then have the 1/10th of a candy piece thrown at you at supersonic speeds

complex-teal•11mo ago

dodges

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Too bad, you died before the candy piece was fired

deep-jade•11mo ago

you spelled my name wrong so i'm still alive ahahahah AHHAHAHAH

complex-teal•11mo ago

totem of undying

complex-teal•11mo ago

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

ztunedd, skeletunedd, and skeletunedd☠☠🦴🦴, and all variations thereof (within 3 chars), have died RIP Uno reverse card You're dead and i have the totem of undying

deep-jade•11mo ago

did the variation "mnem" die and also "antimnem the evil"

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Nope

deep-jade•11mo ago

you said all variations

complex-teal•11mo ago

nuh uh

deep-jade•11mo ago

so you should be lying here everybody is now dead everything is now dead

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

All variations thereof, within 3 chars

deep-jade•11mo ago

look what you have caused

complex-teal•11mo ago

since everyone is dead, this thread should close.

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

import time_tools

time_tools.rewind(2,"minutes")

import time_tools

time_tools.rewind(2,"minutes")

Time has been rewound And the terms now don't kill everyone

deep-jade•11mo ago

IM ALIVEEE!!!! AHAHAH

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

You're not

deep-jade•11mo ago

what

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Oh, wait Forgot to resend

deep-jade•11mo ago

the messages below me is false

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

ztunedd, skeletunedd, and skeletunedd☠️☠️🦴🦴, and all variations thereof (within 3 chars difference), have died

deep-jade•11mo ago

i am now the schrodinger's cat

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", False)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", False)

Checkmate

deep-jade•11mo ago

you're supposed to enter a string

complex-teal•11mo ago

takes 1 candy

deep-jade•11mo ago

also this makes it so the code doesn't work

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", False)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", False)

fixed

deep-jade•11mo ago

bro i think i broke your entire thread with awful logic..

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

But the code makes it false

deep-jade•11mo ago

you know what lets just restart which means it should make it true so that makes it true and there is no paradox

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

But the code to make it false is made false by the post, so the post is true Woops

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", True)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discordapp.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297296543287738369", True)

Now it properly sets it

deep-jade•11mo ago

so this means that this is false it sets that message to false this is now false

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

(the post makes it being true false, so the post is false, and it's a paradox) Woops

deep-jade•11mo ago

which means this message is true now which means it sets it to true and it repeats the cycle welp umm we're dead

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Segmentation Fault - core dumped

deep-jade•11mo ago

import incase_of_emergency
incase_of_emergency.press_the_big_red_button_on_the_panel_and_restart_the_entire_system()

import incase_of_emergency
incase_of_emergency.press_the_big_red_button_on_the_panel_and_restart_the_entire_system()

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

crashlog.log

WorldOS v0.3 execution stopped
   reason: paradox was caused
Rebooting WorldOS from backup...
WorldOS v0.3 rebooted from backup. 
    5 ticks lost.
    Average tick time before reboot was: pl*0.97.

WorldOS v0.3 execution stopped
   reason: paradox was caused
Rebooting WorldOS from backup...
WorldOS v0.3 rebooted from backup. 
    5 ticks lost.
    Average tick time before reboot was: pl*0.97.

deep-jade•11mo ago

it should probably be because of a permanent mistake causing a manual shutdown and not a paradox

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

It does this every few seconds... Reworking it to survive paradoxes causing infinite loops in v0.4 (by just assuming that both are false at the same time, as far as the OS is concerned) log.log

WorldOS v0.3 execution stopped
    reason: manual shutdown to update
    Average tick time before shutdown was: pl*0.98.
WorldOS v0.4 starting from backups
    5 ticks lost.

WorldOS v0.3 execution stopped
    reason: manual shutdown to update
    Average tick time before shutdown was: pl*0.98.
WorldOS v0.4 starting from backups
    5 ticks lost.

Done

deep-jade•11mo ago

yippee anyways i am a QA tester and will attempt to destroy your system at all costs hmm lets see this sentence is false

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

It's now paradox proof It considers it as not true and not false at the same time, and doesn't inquire further

deep-jade•11mo ago

hmmmm this message and the next one can only have 2 states, "true" and "false" this message is false

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

It just ignores the first post and assumes it's both true and false at the same time

deep-jade•11mo ago

this message and the next one can only have one of 2 states, "true" or "false" this message is false

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

It just assumes the first one is false, to allow it to assume the second one to be both true and false at the same time

deep-jade•11mo ago

hmm the next message is true the previous message is false

adverse-sapphire•11mo ago

takes exactly 0.99999999999999999999999999.... candy

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

It considers both of them as one "unit" and considers it as true and false at the same time It never becomes exactly one, so you're still dead

adverse-sapphire•11mo ago

0.999999999999... = 1

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Prove it.

adverse-sapphire•11mo ago

1/3 = 0.333333333... 3 * 0.33333333... = 0.999999999... 3 * (1/3) = 3/3 = 1 so 0.999999999... = 1

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

ok, you win this time

deep-jade•11mo ago

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297302480593617047", True)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297302480593617047", True)

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

You don't die

adverse-sapphire•11mo ago

yay

deep-jade•11mo ago

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297302359088828569", False)

import truth_tools

truth_tools.set_message_truth("https://discord.com/channels/939255181474955331/1297284388609982494/1297302359088828569", False)

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

It just doesn't bother to actually run them Because that'd cause a paradox

Nek⭕nico (@ for Nyazsche)•11mo ago

I’m eating the bowl And leaving the candy

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

You did not take exactly one You are dead

deep-jade•11mo ago

how does it know if something causes a paradox

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

It first analyses the implications, before checking

deep-jade•11mo ago

and how does it know the implications?

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

>>> get_tick_speed
pl*0.75

>>> get_tick_speed
pl*0.75

Welp, needs more hardware It builds up a graph and processes it, before running it Compilers do that, for certain big brain optimisations

adverse-sapphire•11mo ago

fun fact: in actual python, this

def a():
    b()

def b():
    a()
    
a()

def a():
    b()

def b():
    a()
    
a()

raises RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded so no it doesnt work

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

It used to run both seperately So it still ran it, which forced a reboot

adverse-sapphire•11mo ago

well now it doesnt

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Yup That's one of the main changes in worldos v0.4

adverse-sapphire•11mo ago

well it does still run them a couple hundred times but then it stops

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Ik But it doesn't run it like that It runs A, then B, then A, then B, without counting recursions Which doesn't allow it to error out

other-emerald•11mo ago

What happened here

deep-jade•11mo ago

i caused a paradox and he fixed everything

other-emerald•11mo ago

Y'all broke the laws of universe for stupid candy Well imma just take the rebar and concrete and whatever it's left

deep-jade•11mo ago

but anyways everything seems fine now paycheck of 5 candies?

other-emerald•11mo ago

I'm outta here

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

but it improved worldos, so yay

import spawn_tools
import geoloc

spawn_tools.spawn(spawn_tools.earth.sweets_in_bowl, spawn_tools.groundarea, geoloc.currentloc())

import spawn_tools
import geoloc

spawn_tools.spawn(spawn_tools.earth.sweets_in_bowl, spawn_tools.groundarea, geoloc.currentloc())

sweets and bowl replenished

equal-aqua•11mo ago

Trick or treat? :o

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Treat, you get a fist-sized sugar lump and a single piece of candy from the bowl @Princess Ruth forgot to make it a reply

equal-aqua•11mo ago

Thank you! :D I was half-asleep.

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

You get given a license which allows you to take exactly 5 extra from the bowl, but 10 hours late due to beauraucracy

deep-jade•11mo ago

yay takes 5 candies from the bowl

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

welp, race condition

foreign-sapphire•11mo ago

trick or treat :3

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

You get exactly one sweet

other-emerald•11mo ago

trick or treat

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

trick, you get decapitated better luck next time

other-emerald•11mo ago

trick or treat! :moji_pumpkin:

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

treat, you get exactly one sweet you don't need to ask, just take one but exactly one that's very important

other-emerald•11mo ago

Oki! *takes one KitKat*

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

good, you followed the rules

other-emerald•11mo ago

😊

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

open for collection, please don't cause a paradox

unwilling-turquoise•11mo ago

takes one candy and places another in the bowl

reduced-jade•11mo ago

Uh Use Totem of Undying Take 2 candy for get 100 candy in pumpkim

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

technically not breaking the rules, so you don't die

import inventorytools as itools
import humantools as htools

itools.wipe_inventory("peashooterlooting1234")
itools.clear_held("peashooterlooting1234")
htools.kill_instantaneous("peashooterlooting1234")

import inventorytools as itools
import humantools as htools

itools.wipe_inventory("peashooterlooting1234")
itools.clear_held("peashooterlooting1234")
htools.kill_instantaneous("peashooterlooting1234")

you have died. RIP.

reduced-jade•11mo ago

nah bro this isn't hardcore anyway Take one candy i'm didn't want to die

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

No sweets have been taken for a few days

initial-rose•11mo ago

trick or treats!

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

treat, you get a singular skittle (not a packet) you were unlucky

vicious-gold•11mo ago

@mnem i take 2 and i put 3 candies in the bucket to give back i also put a PEPSI BLUE (SODA) in the BUCKET for good measure i think i ok

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

you technically broke the rules by taking two out at a time, you get killed

vicious-gold•11mo ago

what cause

frozen-sapphire•11mo ago

trick or treat

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

Treat, you get a meaty, fist sized sugar lump you technically took two, not one

vicious-gold•11mo ago

i mean what kills me heart attack or something?

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

decapitation by tendrils

vicious-gold•11mo ago

minor injuries! time to try again takes one candy and put 7 candies in the bowl perfect

inland-turquoiseOP•11mo ago

you survive, you technically didn't break the rules

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