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option 4 seems lame
option 3 potentially useful
option 1 and 2 are both great
logical-cyan•5mo ago
option 4 is op
option 3 is lame
option 2 makes you a ton of money
option 1 we have google translate
eastern-cyan•5mo ago
google translate is barely accurate
like accurate enough to maybe understand whats said but dumb enough to where it can make two words into a bunch of different things when you translate it back
yeahh
it'd be much better to be like
fluent on the level of a native speaker or something
eastern-cyan•5mo ago
yeah
rather than using some ai translate thing
the coding would be so awesome though
eastern-cyan•5mo ago
yeah
i'd honestly be good with either 1 or 2
reading others minds could be a curse tbh
yeah
and like realistically what would you do with the power
blackmail? become the most powerful person in history?
being able to make the games of my dreams sounds like it'd make me much happier
eastern-cyan•5mo ago
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i pick 1 because having ASL would help so much
harsh-harlequin•5mo ago
option 1 is good but i know barely anybody that speaks another language, but also i could teach people sentinelese
option 2 is good but no
option 3 is good because i can insult this annoying ass dog across the street
option 4 sucks
logical-cyan•5mo ago
you can only speak it
you cant write it
you cant read it
a very big scam
option 1 is a scam
option 2 is the best
since you could get into so many tech jobs
make a ton of money
🤑
harsh-harlequin•5mo ago
cant really write or read cherokee either
dont think theyre doing any of that documenting stuff in north sentinel island
i think option 1 also implies literacy
i think it just says spoken languages so that you can't interpet it as like, coding languages or encryption languages or whatever
unwilling-turquoise•5mo ago
imagine being able to talk to animals and theres one seagull that keeps cussing you out
eastern-cyan•5mo ago
a part of being able to speak a language fluently is being literate in it, so you can read it and write it
harsh-harlequin•5mo ago
Think about it: lotsa money as a translator and other language related jobs like figuring out if translations are accurate 🤑
eastern-cyan•5mo ago
You get raises in general if youre able to translate other customers and stuff
In any job
logical-cyan•5mo ago
but you can code in every programming langauge PERFECTLY
thats the shit companies will pay a lot for
me on my way to rewrite games into pure machine code so they run faster