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who wrote the rule that said a thing with feathers absolutely has to fly?

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inc-lavender
inc-lavenderβ€’4mo ago
a
extended-yellow
extended-yellowβ€’4mo ago
not the fucking kids song
national-gold
national-goldβ€’4mo ago
Dodo, no farther questions.
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
oh yeah then why did they go extinct huh
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
why didnt they fight back
foreign-sapphire
foreign-sapphireβ€’4mo ago
humans are better flightless birds and the dodos knew it
xenial-black
xenial-blackβ€’4mo ago
ki wi
unwilling-turquoise
unwilling-turquoiseβ€’4mo ago
They didn't have to for 4 million years
national-gold
national-goldβ€’4mo ago
It's seems I caused a conflict.
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
why didnt they train
unwilling-turquoise
unwilling-turquoiseβ€’4mo ago
😐
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
ha you accepted loss humans are better flightless birds
xenial-black
xenial-blackβ€’4mo ago
maybe
inc-lavender
inc-lavenderβ€’4mo ago
emu because they had a whole war with humans πŸ’€
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
and lost rightfully lost how many emus killed people in the war? ZERO
inc-lavender
inc-lavenderβ€’4mo ago
ok but funny
unwilling-turquoise
unwilling-turquoiseβ€’4mo ago
I didn't say dodos are better than humans, I just answered your question
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
no you just replied with an emoji
unwilling-turquoise
unwilling-turquoiseβ€’4mo ago
before that
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
well why didnt they train
unwilling-turquoise
unwilling-turquoiseβ€’4mo ago
What do you mean? Like some dodo prophet warned the others "They’re coming, we must train!" and they started preparing for war?
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
yes
national-gold
national-goldβ€’4mo ago
1
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
what
national-gold
national-goldβ€’4mo ago
Someone died Mr. D
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
well almost a thousand emus died
inc-lavender
inc-lavenderβ€’4mo ago
who wrote the rule that said a thing with feathers absolutely has to fly? (fly? why must they fly?)
national-gold
national-goldβ€’4mo ago
Yes, but there were still more emus then Australians. I see that as an emu win.
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
i see it as a hunger win
inc-lavender
inc-lavenderβ€’4mo ago
but like emus are funny imagine being such an issue people gotta start war with you even though you cant even understand the concept of what a war really is like youre legit an animal and humans are so pressed they wage war with you that's hilarious
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
hey isnt it funny how after the australians waged war on the emus, the emus didnt stop doing what prompted the start of the war
inc-lavender
inc-lavenderβ€’4mo ago
"nah i aint givin up"
rising-crimson
rising-crimsonβ€’4mo ago
emus suck almost as much as ostriches and cassowaries

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