Short men's shorts, no cowards allowed
Who is still making short shorts? I'm a short guy who likes short shorts. A 5" inseam is too long, and only cowards hide the goods. I don't care about trends, trends led us to the faux hawk and horizontal striped polos and it seems like we're hurtling towards a revival and frankly? I'll be having none of that; I read Hudson's Guide To FTM Passing in 2009 and that was the "irreversible damage" they talk about these days, in my opinion, iykyk. Anyways,
my needs are simple:
• <5" inseam
• comes in black, I will die before wearing khaki (or any color at all, but khaki is enemy number one, for me)
• not athleisure, cutoff, or a swim trunk
• XS/27/otherwise small waist sizes
Is anyone brave enough to still be making something like this? Are there keywords I should be searching on ebay? I have been wearing the same cutoffs for nigh on ten years now and I am SICK of it. Let me show off my legs!!!
my needs are simple:
• <5" inseam
• comes in black, I will die before wearing khaki (or any color at all, but khaki is enemy number one, for me)
• not athleisure, cutoff, or a swim trunk
• XS/27/otherwise small waist sizes
Is anyone brave enough to still be making something like this? Are there keywords I should be searching on ebay? I have been wearing the same cutoffs for nigh on ten years now and I am SICK of it. Let me show off my legs!!!
