8 Replies
crude-lavender•10mo ago
while i was trying to sleep yesterday i had an eureka moment
oreos are bite-sized sandwiches, 'bite-sized' meaning 'can fit in one bite'
since oreos have a bite-sized version, bite-sized oreos are now bite-sized bite-sized sandwiches, which are smaller than bite-sized sandwiches
but bite-sized is a fixed size, so it would be better to simplify bite-sized bite-sized sandwiches to just bite-sized sandwiches
that would mean bite-sized sandwiches are smaller than bite-sized sandwiches, making them have to be nonexistent for this statement to be true
oreos don't exist
optimistic-gold•10mo ago
well if they dont exist what am i eating right now
crude-lavender•10mo ago
the correct answer is no
(can people not get the joke)
afraid-scarlet•10mo ago
the answer is their liars
they're
exotic-emerald•10mo ago
they are..
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uhhh
fabrics of time
helpful-purple•10mo ago
oreos are nonexistent
They are a fake food made by the government to make hydrox lose popularity
and you know
There's different flavors of oreos. These aren't oreos those are hydrox customized to say oreos to trick people
exotic-emerald•10mo ago
what
unwilling-turquoise•10mo ago
mmm i like eating nonexistent food
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