14 Replies
eastern-cyan•9mo ago
If it doesn't grow, it's a lie, so it grows
If it does grow, it, well, grows
like-gold•9mo ago
his nose would become schrodinger's nose
it will both grow and not grow
eastern-cyan•9mo ago
why?
it doesnt grow because hes telling the truth! "about to" is just a bit later than you expected
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eastern-cyan•9mo ago
Actually, that logic makes sense
Unless he never lies after it, until he dies
like-gold•9mo ago
imagine if you say on a lie detector "i am going to lie"
thats a lie
so
FUCK
eastern-cyan•9mo ago
A lie detector only detects physiological changes, so it won't work
If it's magical, however, you've just made it uselsss
genetic-orange•9mo ago
He’d just explode
like-gold•9mo ago
what if he said something that was incredibly subtractive as to whether or not it's true?
If Pinocchio says a paradox he spontaneously combusts
provincial-silver•9mo ago
Nah it will go back and forth like a trumpet
robust-apricot•9mo ago
i am a trumpet player and im gonna kill you for this
the trombone is the slider
the trumpet is the still one
🎺 this is trumpet
wait they dont have a trombone emoji
clearly shows that trumpets are superior
like-gold•9mo ago
real!!!!
(i have never played either of those)
provincial-silver•9mo ago
Whoops wrong instrument
Whatever too late to fix it anyway