IRL game items
Lemme send my very small collection of items
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yesss
i have the stick in real life
I have the urge to eat people in real life
I have virgina in real life 😏 👑



thats amazing
where da lighter
Now kill someone
NO WAY
i have the guns in real life 😎
SICK NGL
I plan to get them
If I wanted to get all 3 it'd be around 3000 dollars
how do you have that much money to buy a whole game
I have irl item called skull
Also a human arm
jeff dhamer has the head irl
and hes making out with it 💀
Sons of the forest sponsored by HK
Btw I don't have the clout axe it was my friends 😖
I'm looking EVERYwhere for it
Wouldn't mind paying over 600 for it
They need to make a giant penis monster for Virginia
Wait till you guys see what zebulon has
Next up your showing us your private islands right?
This is some preeeeettyy cool stuff
Woooow
Friggin amazing dude
Well that's the benefits of being in a printing facility
You guys are in for a surprise from me tomorrow
I should use my 3d printer to make some of the in game stuff
You have a 3d printer?
Nicee
Also.
The real battle weapon.
Gotta change out the rail and take off the forearm picatanny
YOOOO how did you get the magazines and the pic of timmy
i neeeeed that timmy pic
left is sotf, and right is tf>?
Its a mix and match of each
oh
Theres an Artifact 1 drawing from TF on the left
Got textures from game files and edited remade them from scratch
Oh ok

Amazing I want one
its pretty nice
around $15 dollars on amazon
where can i find the textures from the files
In.... the game files:timmycoins:
i know
im looking
which path is it though
No no, you need to extract them using tools
Now put the lasersight on top :cattongue:
Does anybody else have items
what extraction software
??
Nobody EVER does that with laser sights, Endnight was extremely wrong with the sights
Ya
I ain't no guns expert but yeah they wrong for that shit
I made a full list on what they did wrong
They got a lot of things wrong
send list

Real talk
Finally got all the attachments
cat for size
Now for the big question, does it actually help you see in the dark
And does it make a cool sound when you first pull it out for the first time
It does
Make sound
Catto gun MK2
They gotta hire u bro
Absolutely not
It slightly lights up in a 1 inch radius
I tested it out
if anything it darkens the room
:timmycoins:
It does not
At all
sotf gamers discover decades old technology
Still gonna get it for the za:Kelvin:
It’ll help with the perfect Kelvin cosplay
Oh my lighter already smells completely of blunts
How much have you used it ???
I mean I use it for each joint/blunt I light
Which is dozens by now
well then that explains the smell
:timmycoins:
It work well?
Like at least as good as a bic?
Better than a bic I mean
Windproof
Waterproof
Instant burning
Cooler
Hell
Yes
best weapon
like I discussed in the other channel, you also don’t have to deal with the taste of lighter fluid
Now you just need to mount the laser on top lol
i wonder what more items I can buy that are in the game
problem is, I have to find the exact irl models
i think the modern axe and firefighter axe are hand modeled which sucks
i guess i technically have the compound bow irl, but its camo.
i could get the stun baton, kukri, and utility knife, but i need the exact irl versions.
I found the electric chainsaw. It goes for about $450
You got the money to buy that tho?
The plasma lighter hurts like a bitch do not touch it
Ignore it’s seductive noises
Why would you even?
Like bro
It's a lighter
Curiosity
It’ll zap the living soul outta you
Well atleast we now know what's it like...
took one for the team
I got mine, and I noticed it burns the weed better or is that just me?
Like I’m getting zooted on less then before
I don't think it has anything to do with that
Your lighter will have nothing to do with your weed effects wise
But with the e lighter, my joints never canoe, and light way faster
Nice job idiot
You won't get electrocuted, it's plasma. Your ass got burnt
I don’t reccomand it
I felt like I was factory reseted
my dad has one that looks like it.
I wanna look for kelvins exact outfit in the helicopter scene
It’s just a tactical jacket
Black in color
not really
i also wanna find the exact vest he is wearing
unless its hand modeled

Well I got bad news
The pistol is completely hand modeled from scratch
No irl version
Sadge
But at least the shotgun and revolver have real models
Rhinos are expensive as hell
But the shotgun is cheap
Might be a bitch to get because you have to classify it as a pistol due to its barrel size and pistol grip
ye almost looks like a rounded of slide of a p226 with a glock lower or a walther ppq
So I found the pistols closest derivative
The ruger sr22
It’s similar but I think there can be closer
why are people just now discovering electric lighters like wtf
bros discovering decade old tech
we out here burning shit with em for many years
Have u checked out the usp? Looks pretty similar imo
They weren’t massively popular that’s why
I suppose. I saw ads for them everywhere that’s why I got one
I got one mainly because of this game 💀
yeah actually the USP is pretty close
me too lol
Works well
Works on hemp and doesn’t give that gross bic taste
Did you really buy an 870 just because it was in SOTF?
Probably
Tac 14 was cheap so why not
How much
I’ve been interested in shotguns my whole life but they’re illegal where I’m at
finallyyyyyyy
guns are stupidly cheap in america
Like how cheap
ask reformer
I did
well how much are guns in your country
They're illegal
Like 10 year prison sentence illegal
I got the 870 for about $700
That sounds pretty cheap, but isn't most of the expense from the rounds?
I know someone who owns like 3 pistols and uses them on the range, he spends more on the rounds than the guns apparently
depend on what type of ammunition ur buying
I've heard 9mm and 7.62 are a pain
Based
Yo also is this actually any good as an axe or have you not tried it?
i mean yea theyre good quality
Looks nice, found it for $40
Might pick it up myself if I can somehow get it shipped
Hot, mine is shipping in two weeks
Hence the large amount of school shootings annually…
(I know the message was a week ago)
Yeah, its sad, kids can get guns now easily
its because adults on the streets manipulate them into buying guns
because the adults are hungry for money
or they just take a gun from their household
true


Lol, people are gonna think you took a pillow from a random airline
that is dedication
I'm 100% honest when I say I think you might be the biggest Forest fan on the planet
Nothing can replace The Forest💚🌲🌳
to prove that you are the biggest fan you need to replicate a house preset from the forest in real life
and live in it
for 24 hours
Full release SoTF:
Lol
Only SotF with The Forest peninsula map, enemies and building system can MAYBE replace it😃
Why do everybody use Mike o hearn for these types of meme
I've got good news for you

It's in the works
gay nail
???
You heard him
it was my ex girl who painted them
oh i didn’t realize what he meant
I see
Boys my lighter came through
I'll post in a sec
W
Never posted though
I forgot, will post tomorrow
Dropped the ball on the opening but it’s still pretty cool

OMG
A STICK
.
A bunny (like in the game :him: )

SOTF fans when they see a stick outside (it's just like the game):
Real
Who even goes outside
“Raw meat gathered-“
NOOOO
Yes
Yes
not the bunny :(
:(
Yo i got that on amazon too!
What graphics settings is this?
i can do that video but better
ive got one of the axes
Show
.
@Peter(Ryzen 4090+Radeon:14900K)
Ty
That’s hawt
+
+
+
same dude
not rlly
Yes
That's not the right shotgun
Virginia doesn't have toes
I mean
Not exactly
Where did you get the tactical axe? its sold out everywhere
Oh an old eBay auction for $300
Damn I really want one
They're rare as shit
And probably go for way more now
Yeah it sucks : (
They used to be $60 on amazon
It's funny that in the sotf universe, these items are common issue for mercenaries lol
lol
I like that the devs based the models of real items
The devs love corny rare items
Electric Lighter
Electric Chainsaw
A shockwave shotgun
Hololens
Tranq gun
I ordered the lighter a few months before the game came out and was shocked af when my character pulled out a lighter that was right next to me
Ye I got it too
It smells straight loud
Got a new one

:blue:
its purple irl
Nah its blue
t
l
d
r
I know it's been like 4 months but where'd you get these
I got it at the
he got it at the store

It’s 95° here and the few minutes I’ve been wearing this sweatshirt is killing me
Looks good but you need the blue GPS locater
Yeah I’m trying to decide how I want to do that. I can either just get a blue puck light, or I could actually make the casing and wire one up so it looks more accurate
I have until September to decide
I would prefer the latter, but former is more likely
This is where I’m at so far

you should now get a ballistic vest
I thought about it, but a) it’s out of my price range, and b) the con I’m going to doesn’t allow body armor
I’m probably going to end up wearing this entire outfit as regular clothes because I love the look
I went the more expensive route

Yeah I wish
How much was that?
Oh yeah I forgot to include the fact I have the same model vest
I have to take a pic of everything today that I have
The helmet it self is a level IIIA and was about $300
The headphones were about $45
The vest was about $230 and also level IIIA
Funny thing is I've always planned to get a ballistic helmet, I just got one sooner because of sons.
The price went way up sheesh


What i like about these headphones is they have rails on them
Didn't know it when I first bought it
But I have nothing to plug them into lol
railgun attachment

Getting there…





3d printed?
My town library has a public use 3d printer that's not always in use so I might try and get one made.
Hand made
nice
My BIL makes cosplay props and I learned a lot from him
He’s good, too

omg this place exists
It does and it’s cool
Sotf battery operated chainsaw



niiicceee
chainsaw is cool but is it the same game model?
(theyre fucking expensive)
Nah could find the same
Hoping to get more stuff
Finally got the pen ordered today. Took me long enough
Oo nice
I’m keeping it in my car because it also breaks windows and that’s useful
I use mine at school and work
It ran out of ink yesterday in I was big ssd
Sad
The one I got has refills
I can send ya the link if you want
AliExpress?
Nope
US Amazon
That was fast

White

How is urs lighter?
It looks very shiny in the pic
Ah ok
Irl, they’re probably about the same
Yours a bit more matte maybe
I wanted a bit darker due to closest I could get to ingame
I was trying to find one like that too but this was the best I could do
All good
Well turns out i have access to print in carbon fiber
what should i print with that
Axe
Is it possible to make 3d printed arrows
Even thought realistically they would probably break if shot
It may work as an actual one
Yea i think that would be cool
That would be amazing
Yea
Most modern arrows are carbon fiber. A printed one may be slightly less durable, but it shouldn’t break when shot
Hmm
Would probably break on contact
Arrows shot from compound bows travel faster than you think
I know. I do archery
My armsy broke 😢

Mason jar time XD

armsy isnt alone in my house
he has a female friend
Nr

virginia was done on a dodgy 3d printer so thats why it looks odd
lol
@xxx you might like it here
Yes
I will show many soon
I have stuff from the old game haha
Gonna take another photo of everything I got today
Ok
So I found the SOTF modern Axe but it was $200 AUD
I may or may not get it
I wanna buy da TF axe what The model
I want the SOTF axe
the modern axe? Or plane axe
Modern axe
Im dum
it’s fiskars
Which is The right one
Correct size
that I don’t know
@Deleted User which you got
he got the fiskars
DAMN
GET IT RIGHT
we know that
it’s just the size
i think xxl
I think it’s the X17 @Deleted User but I could be wrong
oh damn
i might be thinkiong of the wrong one
that or X11
That does look right
Why so cheap th
ok buy plane axe if you want something a little more expensive :hey:
Wow wow wow
No
doesnt it say it in the photo
oh nvm
fiskars x15
:guh:
Out of stock:guh:
I think
i bought mine in the store
lol
I know fiskars from fabric scissors. The idea of them making an axe is odd
Black Legion Firefighter Long Axe BV116
Black Legion Firefighter Long Axe - BV116
I know Them bc i have a axe from Them
idk if its aud
or usd
or whatever D
Swords 👀
I gotta get a pic of my katana
Swords 🤤
I literally just deleted the pics of my swords yesterday
:homelander:
Figured “eh if I need these again I can just take new ones”
I have a stunning rapier
I missed a pic of the handle, so here you go

https://www.swordsknivesanddaggers.com/folding-entrenching-survival-shovel-e-tool-bk589/ um sotf shovel??
Folding Entrenching Survival Shovel E Tool - BK589
Folding Entrenching Survival Shovel E Tool - BK589
Hell yeah, tactical shovel
Screw it
2026 we all meeting up to go on an aairplane and we are flying to an island
everyone bring ur gear
I’m down
Can I bring Ken and Doogie?
Airplane > Aeroplane
bruh
autocorrect
wtf
yea
airplane
Lol
but we all go on airplane and we go to island and go find a massive golden cube
Def bringing Ken. The man has better survival skills than any of us
i recon my 1080 hours of sotf must have taught me something lol
Oh definitely not
That’s nothing like real survival unfortunately
Swinging axe kills
I could probably walk into the woods never to be seen again and survive
i want to
I’d gather a group of family/friends and we can all go together because there are people I would be sad without
yea
Kidnapping you for sure
TBH
dragon we should def go out of all seriousness
We should probably move to #sotf-discussion🌲 or somewhere else
give it to me
Im gonna attempt to 3d print a frame for this and buy a remote controlled colour bulb to go into the center of this

Im gonna make the artifact
I found it
Send

Epic
I will get the jacket this weekend
Hopeful

Thought that was a knight v for a second
Haha, I wish
kelvin blunt update when
That was more than a month ago
kelvin blunt update out a month ago???
Tomorrow
OH YEA ITS HAPPENING

Ooooooooooo

Needs sandnkng and gluing together but I recon it will come up nicely

Kelvin axe
I have forged the ultimate weapon


Very cool 👍😎
Wah
:chad_yes:
@dragoon time I have a question
state your question
Pants or vest next?
Vest
Ok 🫳
Cool but it would be better if it had a use
Quite sure in one swing it would destroy the entire thing
Do you think your able to link me to the chainsaw?
I can't get my hands on the real deal
Just a DeWalt chainsaw
Oh ok thanks
That is too loud 😔
too quiet
Vest and pants are here

Ooooo nice!
Vest has no Velcro

Rip nametag
Not very hard to manually add it
Velcro is so easy to add
Yes, it won't be an issue
I need the gloves, Headphone and Sunglasses
Then other less important things
Not apart of the outfit
And then you have to box reformer
@Deleted User i may have found myself a tactical axe
1 million dollars
lol
I need to see in person to see if hes faking it or not
companies on their way to discontinue products right as they get a new huge wave of potential customers
lmao
Sotf released and H&K discontinued their axe
i can tell u rn they would of sold double the amount
My smart watch, It is not a game item but it is irl and related, and it seems like something someone would have?

(it's not that bright irl, camera doesn't like light)
why it so bright
My stupid camera is making it like that
Much better

That Gif is in UHD and also 60fps
Why is it such a good gif 😂
literally jianyu's watch
Real
this is a reference to the hit indie game sons of the forest
For real
omg really?
I love that game!
have you heard of kelvin
Omg no, but he sounds kinda hot
😭
(don't ask me how I love the game but don't know Kelvin)
:mo:
i loved it when kelvin grew 2 mutant arms and threw a cannibal across the island
:buh:
(real)
That was Kelvin? I thought that was that Tommy guy
now that u mention it it might of been tommy
was valentine the one who went "Get down son" in that one cave?
No no, it was timy
Default discord checkmark emoji :excuseme:
nitr gone
:(
they took the kids aswell
💀
chicken
whar
hes pointing is its clearly kelvin
obviously
IT ARRIVED
Best picture I can get

looks good
Thank you mom
Very nice!
Thank you buddy
does anybody know what type of tarp they use ingame
for the inventory
im curious
if i find it ill put led lights on unless it already has some
I'd assume literally any silver emergency blanket that exists
there isn't exactly a "brand" to something like that lol
HOLY FUCK TREE FROM SOTF
Yeah but I’m pretty sure there’s a name for that type of tarp thing
it's called an emergency blanket
YOu mean the inventory pack or the tarp used for shelters?
Inventory thing
or emergency rescue blanket
firefighters usually have it
Also would it be smart to put led lights in a backpack
Not the tarp, knouck. The inventory pack
LEDs would be fine on a backpack
The orange and grey thing with lights that shows when you open inventory is what I’m talking about
bluv said tarp
well yes ik now
Yeah i started playing again and I’ve taken more of an interest into buying game related items
My bad
I doubt it's a real thing, but who knows
I honestly don't even know where you would start looking for that. Maybe ask on reddit?
I 100% know it’s a thing or atleast similar to it. But I forgot the name
Lol
sotf reference
You should be able to cover kelvin with that in game
When he lays down next to the fire I will put a shelter up over him
Do you guys have any idea if this game runs well on steam deck?
cute kelvin poncho
I don't know for sure, but most of what I've seen about it on steam deck is it isn't great
poncho man is here
Playing sons of the forest in a forest 🙏🙏
poncho
i heard one guy who played it on one, he said it ran fine
Yeah if I get a steam deck first game I’d try is sons of the forest
That’s a must
i would play subnautica on it
You would play subnautica on anything
I opened your profile expecting subnautica and I was right lol
lmao
Guys check out my 100 iq suggestion in #game-suggestions📜
ill give you 3 guesses as to which game im playing right now (its not minecraft idk why its saying that)
Hmmm
Let me think
team fortress 2
Subnautica???
YES

Wow lucky guess!
I should play subnautica again but the map bothers me
I have played it once but I couldn’t go down below 10 feet
Because I was a wuss
I got lost
put up a ton of beacons, they help a lot
I’ve seen too many jump scare videos in subnautica to be able to play it
I got lost before I got beacons
Then couldn't find my way back
Then got killed by a leviathan
Then quit
Is the next patch tomorrow btw?
yeah
22,5 hours
Awesome sauce
I wanna see more electronic items to use with wires and stuff
same
electronic heater 🙏
FR
I was just thinking that
A television could be interesting
A findable item that can play the crunchy wunchy ads and stuff
crunchy wunch add on repeat
Lol
or maybe we could have like a 3d printer in our base
that way i dont have to go to the other side of the map each time 😩
That would be great
fr let us pick em uPAa
I wish I had a 3d printer so I could print some of the stuff in the game
ooh maybe only from shovel bunkers
to gate it
its hard getting good models for it
since cave cracks too small
when can we go in the shovel bunker and that place by the stungun 🙏
kelvin makeout
Oh are most models paid?
nah, they are just hard to recreate/find
I see
Well I’m gonna go search for that inventory tarp
See ya after the patch
What’s the camo and shoes called
They look accurate to the ingame stuff
Closest I could find was midnight digital camo
The shoes are just combat boots
Oh yeah
In the game do they use jungle boots or combat boots
:kelvin_shrug:
I got the boots I did not because they were accurate to the game, but because I needed new winter boots too and these are waterproof
Oh yea
I want boots that can work as winter boots / waterproof as well
But I would wanna be able to use it during summer
If I had to
It probably gets pretty hot trying that right?
You can’t really get both. Waterproof boots are going to be not breathable at all, and therefore very warm
If only boots worked like in the game
I wish
we need a new earth update dawg
what vest is that
also is it thin
because ive seen similar ones
and they are all extremely thin
I broke my lighter from the game 😔
:WHAAA:
Got the notebook

My 9mm

:OMGG:
scary and dangerous
Mines better

Why so
Its got blue on it
So does mine
Hmm
Lucky you have a working lighter :kelvinfurious:
such a nice pen
Cheers
But odd that urs broke
Hope this will print lol

Im tryna fix my ender 3 😭
So I can print something from the game....
Damn, sucks reformer left. I loved talking here 😦
Im getting axe
What happened to reformer
He decided to leave
Why
He just decided it was time to move on
Sadge
Eh it was his choice
Getting Shovel
will show in a few days
Yay
What type of camo does the mercenary suit use ?
Closest I’ve been able to find is midnight digital
Military Uniform Supply, Inc.
Rothco Digital Camo Tactical BDU Pants
Rothco's Digital Camouflage BDU Pants are designed for long-lasting wear. Constructed with comfortable, durable poly/cotton twill with a reinforced seat & knees for maximum durability.
Jeez that’s a long url
If you’re tall you’re out of luck, though. I can’t find a midnight digital pant that comes in talls
😦
I found them once, ordered the wrong size, sent it back, and in the time between when I ordered and when I requested the correct size, the company stopped making them in talls
That sucks
Oh those look exactly right
Thanks
Im printing flask, will put here soon
tim's flask or the 3d printed one?
3d printed
mmm
is nice

Chat is this real
fake
😉

real
Yoo thats cool

Now that is cool🔥
Cheers
i bought the shovel today, i made the middle axe a month ago
just growing my collection
whoa
I have since updated the knife to look similar
brb

i 3d printed the handle
and it feels so much more comfortable
whoa
Yea im glad i made the handle
pls more
more of what?
stuff
Damn
picking this bad boy up soon

its like if TF modern axe and SOTF modern axe had a baby
Thought the text said goober lmao
wait holy shit
oh nah gerber went south with this one

Wtf, surely that ain't real?
Prob got a flammable liquid in it to use for survival
Gonna be doing an inventory update in 1 1/2 weeks when the axe arrives
in the mean time i will finish cleaning up my knife
@¤𝕵𝕲¤
W
fr
@diezel

getting the axe in a week

i got pinged and the first thing i see is gerber natural for baby veggie power
and my current collection is on my bed because ye
XD
☠️
wait what that’s cool
Cheers
wait gerber? that’s the baby food company
made a handle for my knife as paracord isnt very comfortable to use

too bad you can’t cut down trees without a permit
welll
i have forestry near me
i want to get a swiss knife but it’s illegal in my country
wya?
australia
nsw
UH
im in australia too
Well almost everything is illegal in Australia
wait ur australian lol i forgot
XD
All the fun stuff anyway
Guns are so annoying
it’s illegal.. don’t tell me u got one
wtf
Swiss knife?
i always wanted a shotgun so i can scare off trespassers on my property
yeah
pocket knife
No they aint
yeah they are
nuh uh
Make some knuckles
hold on they aren’t
It is illegal to carry any type of knife in a public place in Australia, except for utility knives, such as a Swiss Army knife or a pocket knife with a blade no longer than 10 cm.
i swear it was illegal before
so you cant go around carrying a machette
but a pocket knife is ok
i always wanted a machete lol
Get one
i will.. once my parents allow me
Go to anaconda
i got mine so cheap
I got my machete off Amazon bro
with all these weapons u got people should be afraid of you
Damn
hehe
what u preparing for
Sotf
idk
i wanna leave people
people suck lol
do you fish?
It is not the weapon that you fear, but the danger represented by the wielder…
nah, want to tho
I hate fish
it can get boring
i fish but i don’t eat them lol
Too hard to prepare and cook
And I just don’t like the taste
Canned food ftw
Hell nah
Easy to prepare
and can last years
That just means it’s unnatural
according to @Thesupersnooper the world is ending tomorrow
I hate canned food!!! Just eat grass
my future plans are just to become a doctor and help other people
How so?
im a pharmacist atm and i hate helping people
canned food? axes? machetes? does that ring a bell
no?
Picked the wrong career choice bro
Ikr
not rlly
how old are you to become a pharmacist
Oh cool I wanna be a paramedic
only job within 45 mins of my house
#off-topic🍻 !!!
ahhh!!!!
So anyways
That axe im getting some time next week
imo it looks like a mix of sotf and tf modern axe
where do you store ur weapons
In his house
woah omg no way


Yes bro idk why you asked
In a hiking bag
Yea in your house
yes
i love hiking, despite that i’ve never hiked before
i just did today
as one of my classes
anyways
i want to go hiking one day
I’ve never been hiking but I do have a 5 acre lot of land that’s really full of foliage and trees
And I swear I’m too good in hiding in there
My friends couldn’t find me ever
5 acre land? you guys are way out of my league
tbh, i would buy a 30 acre plot of land with water on it and live
i live on 1 acre sadly
not very big
It’s for business but I play around on it
it would be nice living in a cabin in the woods, but unsanitary and lonely
It would NOT be nice
Outdoors is really dirty
but imagine the nature
Damn yall suffer from loneliness?
i suffer from depression
Bro I’m always covered from toe to neck in dirt after only 4 hours of work
:maincharacter:
Imagine living in it
I have only really appreciated nature within the last few months
you aren’t going to be living in a tent
log cabin woo
renting a holiday home in a cabin in the woods would be fire
Nah
i always wanted to stay in a camp along a lake
Make a bonfire
What’s stopping you
school
Same
XD
i don’t know lack of resources
Plan something out
am i supposed to desert my home and go live out in the woods
If you really want to
Yeah
You’d make it work
For like a weekend or something
this is near me and its all forest

i think i’d rather be warm and civilised
like 3 days walking straight
its bigger than the peninsula
where’s that
Tasmania
you live in tasmania?
yea
wow shocking
i’ve never heard of it
uh
um
you know the giant island below the mainland
Wow that’s crazy I never heard of that too!!! (I’m not Australian)
new zealand
not the sheep shaggers
anyways
anyways
turns out the animal trap from sotf are real and actually work
did you try it out
no
i watched a vid
and its cool
why wouldn’t it work though
it’s the most simplest trap
^
Uh
because sotf has other traps like
grinder
helicopter
and the turtle shell
makes sense
And?
i was surprised that it does work
not just game magic
you should play green hell
Me when thesupersnooper compares an actual trap to bullshit spinny stick trap
it would suit you
anyways it’s 10pm i should go to sleep
💀
Good night
i have had the game for a bit and only have a few hours

is it okay
eh i cant rlly catch onto it
personally i would prefer to do green hell irl
im so addicted to sotf's building system
more fun
more chance to die
as the ceo of logs i can confirm that sotf building gets a little boring
atleast sotf cannibals are a bit more civilized and dumb
the forest cannibals were scary
Yea
thats another thing they sold with
i didn’t even realise the cannibals were humans until i played sotf
sotf cannibals aren’t scary at all
cannibals in tf are sorta like mutants
sotf cannibals are tribespeople
They WERE mutants
Mutated children
no they weren’t
The creepies were just more fucked up
ur talking about the mutant mutants
cannibals just spawned on the island
weren’t they christian missionaries then turned into slaves
No
Christian missionaries went to the peninsula and had encounters with the cannibals
who are the cannibals then
Mutated something
They are just mutated ppl
mutated missionaries
In Eric’s time mutated children
oh that’s strange
mutated cultists
see the forest lore is so much interesting
Yes
anyways i need to go to sleep
Night
nice talking to you @Thesupersnooper @¤𝕵𝕲¤
Don’t let the vegemite bite
XD
gn mate
Do you know how to make feather sticks
yea
axe and knives
Cool
Bro does not know how canning works
Bro does not know how satire works
Hard to tell considering a lot of people actually don’t know how canning works
Bro I told him to just eat grass right below that
Well yeah I figured that part was a joke
Maybe YOU should eat grass
I’ll eat the mustard greens in the fridge. The grass here is treated with 10.2 million chemicals
Perfect more flavor
Damn wtf
What happened?
Nuclear detonation
Fr
Axe gas arrived
Gear update

The fucking pen 😭
wdym?
Didn’t expect to see the pen set-up in there
Ah
i gotta flex my 15$ AUD pen
Why is it so expensive
dunno
Is it also a glass breaker
I see the little tip
yea
My modern axe came
W
its on the right of the machette.
Yea it’s fire
how much money u got damn
it’s scary how accurate those items are
Basicly
i have no life
i live in my parents house as i am only 17
i have a job
with minimum wage
and i have nothing better to spend my money on
its great
Should i get ropegun next?
You should get a skull club
With a genuine skull
It’d be perfect
Either that or a solar panel charger which wouldn’t really fit but whatever
Would pair nicely with the lighter
Heh
And the flashlight too assuming it’s USB
Wanna see something
Sure

Solar powered battery pack
Can charge every single one of my electronic items
Lighter, Torch, Phone
So the torch is USB
Perfect
Yea
Ikr
Best set ever
Tbh i might make crafted spear next
Or even get a survival tarp
Tarps are pretty versatile
Yea
from water catchers to shelter
could even work as a rain jacket if you need to
make sure to get duct tape and zip ties
Got them already
if im still here by the time i get my house, ill buy a golf cart and do it up like the on in sotf
I'm designing up the inventory mat to store my gear

i’m not sure that’s going to work
it would be really heavy too
i have done tests
it will work
and yes it will be heavy
but its fine
i have carried around a duffel bag with all of my gear in it so im aware of its weight
Nice
Gonna make a stun baton, that can be recharged using batteries
will be alot of experimenting tho
Probably shouldn't say that aloud
With it's questionable legality status
I'm making a cattle prod then
Yesss
Police evaded
Hahaha
I live near tons of farmland so it makes sense
You got a guitar like SOTF?
Nah
Havent posted here in a while
here is my storage bag inspired by the one in tf im working on

here is the sketch idea

i meant sons of the forest not the forest one
U gotta do the LED thing
With the led strips
im planning on doing that
they are expensive thi
tho
Temu
jk
hell no
I think one roll is enough for the whole thing
Well obviously
It’s not too expensive
imma go to bunnings
Also zebulon approves :virginiabattlecry:
gonna go buy this knife

ok so, im going to be selling my vr as i just dont use it anymore. So im going to use that money to buy a Fiksars axe like reformer has or the modern axe from sotf. I might hold a vote to see what people prefer i get.
1️⃣ for The Forest modern axe
2️⃣ for Sons Of The Forest modern axe
does sotf's even have a model it's based off of
yes
its based off of the black legion axe

except thats gonna be the harder of the 2 for me to get as its only sold in america and wont ship here. :mystifypj:
rip
fr
https://www.amazon.com/Black-Legion-BV116-BRK-Long-Axe/dp/B00F0NJ5Z8?th=1 this is the only place i trust that i could get it from but its not on the australia amazon 😭
Black Legion Wood Splitting Long Axe - 28” Length | Chopping & Fell...
28" overall. 8" black finish stainless extra thick Axe head with 5" cutting edge. Black rubberized grip. Bulk packed.; country of origin: China; brand name: Black Legion; Category name: axes
it looks a bit more like the BV116 model than whichever this one is
this is the BV116

What one is that?
cause it's got a bit more curve to it yeah?
it's also by black legion

💀 why am I even surprised



how is austraila the one place on the planet amazon hasn't set up 200 warehouses in yet
idk
it doesnt help i live on an island off of australia too

anyways
I think your best bet would be fiskars at the moment
And then you have H&K who dont sell their tactical axe anymore and everytime i think about it i wanna cry
I love how they unlisted the one product that would've made them thousands upon thousands of dollars like a week before it became wide spread and known
They would of become so much richer from it
but nooo
guns only now ig
time to become a mainstream media influencer and garner millions of followers to harass them into bringing it back
yoo
i think farket and alexius has the best bet for that
I do hope they bring it back tho
because they are so fking rare
yeah, I'm not much of a collecter kinda guy, but that's something small enough to where if I wanted to display it in my room or something it'd be cool to have
i would use it practically
but it would look hella good
i prob wont use it due to keeping it new
I have a printed one i made, yes its cool, but it just isnt the same.
@كريستيان here is the thread
alright thanks
New item update
Knife arrived

I don’t really see the connection
Its the closest I could get in australia
We are making the flask noww

Aitght well it finished a while ago
might aswell post it


I recommend you don't actually use it to store fluids incase you didn't know not to already
PLA is food safe
and it is water tight
Not dishwasher safe tho
It can still trap bacteria in it
That can't be cleaned properly
Its practically the same thing as the standard issue bottle with the australian army. Not sure about others around the world
Military grade just means it's the most affordable
But anyways, i have had one i printed for a little over a year and havent had issues
That's good
It looks good too
cheers
As a novelty it'd be cool to have a printed arrow
Even if it has nearly no functionality
I think my next item is going to be a gps tag, that might work. I wanna see if there is an airtag for andriod that i can put inside. But it will glow blue aswell
Interesting
The forest's Modern axe is coming monday!!!

Got the modern axe
Yes its green as Australia sucks and fiskars dont sell the x15 here
Its identical except its green
@Zebulon, sorry for the ping, but im aware that you used to collect TF items, if you have the pictures on hand, can i pls see?
Yooo
Those are cool!!
Thanks! It was fun making them
also this, if anyone wants to print it for their kids

Hey thats cool
I might make the sotf version of the blueprint book

@Praetorian this is the thread if ur interested
ok
wowzers
?
your items look cool
oh cheers
new items to the collection are the knife and the modern axe
This counts I guess lol

I wonder if i should plate my modern axe
@uwuishtant
:pray:
welcome to where i post my stuff lol
ill see if i can compile my stuff
ig this is everything lol



:KelvinW:
Carry bag 🔥

W
Crazy dedication bro
The build book is amazing
yea
he has inspired me to get the sotf one lol
Too long name before
Yea
Easier to say in chat
Zebulon, i have gone through the grueling process of counting and gathering screenshots of each of the blueprints and info pages
time to put it together
How did you make ur book?
Ok the pictures suck
imma see if someone can rip them out of the files
@Simmelsau here is the irl heaven
:KelvinW:
I can buy it
Where you are?
Germany lol
Damn
send us one surely
i have the green modern axe as FISKARS DONT DO THEIRS IN AUSTRALIA
WTH
🤣😭
I wouldnt mind picking up the helmet tho
we arent allowed the vest
Witch West?
The one kelvin has
jack wears it in the start
This is the closest bag i could find

and i think it works
good price too
Noice
@Wallie
Latest of my kit
🔥
i see some cooking in here
Fr
sentinal island soon
Who wants to come
i need a kelvin
i will treat you as well as i treat kelvin in my game
as long as you stock up holders when needed we good
count me in
imma catch fish with my hands just like him
Nice
i'll be timmy trust
Aight
Reformer is already fisheye
I wanna get knight v :(
E-RIDERZ
King Song S22 Pro Electric Unicycle
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10/10

That went down well XDDD
Gonna save up for my next axe
eBay
Gemtor D42 Crash Axe, Smooth Cutting Edge
15" long drop forged steel crash axe with Smooth Cutting Edge & rubber handle insulated for 20,000 volts. Weight: 21/2 lbs.
@spidy check out the irl sotf/tf items channel!
yooo???? !
holy shit
Fr
i actually unironically need an axe irl due to overgrowth in the yard
Oh yea
get the fiskars x15
its good axe
forest axe irl will go hard
as much as this collection holy
Lol
this thread is basically just a competition to see who gets their hands on a h&k clout axe first
had a gut feeling that was the tactical axe
surely they cant be that hard to fi

they are
the last bid I found that had one I was just a few days shy of finding it before it got sold
is this it

woah
yeah that's the one
but jesus christ i was not imagining it would axtually be so rare lmao
:be_blueshocked:
this is how you know it's extremely hard to come by, when people 3d print replicas to sell

such a shame h&k stopped making everything but firearms like 5 minutes before sotf dropped
one product alone would've been a free payday
fr
sotf was secretly what wouldve kept that division going
HKPRO Forums
Nib HK Benchmade blades
For sale is my small collection of some hard to find and discontinued Benchmade HK blades. All are in brand new mint condition, comes with everything from factory except the boxes to a few of them are not in perfect shape. Not looking for any trades at this time. Asking prices do not include...
here's the bid I was just a few days late to
truly worst day ever
damn
start a petition for h&k to temporarily bring back production of the clout axe
fr
I would spend all my savings for one
look how carelessly it has been placed on the ground :(
@spidy what you think of this?
fire af
love that u even got it out on a mat like the backpack in the game
im making the mat irl
except for some reason noone sells yellow tarp
Its cool that the TF/SOTF series you can get some of the items irl fairly easily but some, even though they have an irl counterpart, are almost impossible to get.
Cough tactical axe cough
Sucks, h&k L
Im gonna make my own one


the collection continues
Fr
its not gonna end untill i get my own island
It was impossible to find a similar one in stores
Yea, gonna make it by hand
then once i have that done
see if i can find someone who can print one for me
It will contain all of the ones in the handbook
plus some irl tips to help me out too
as i want it to be practical
But yea
hope it works
Gonna get a vinyl cutter to make a proper title for this

But its temporary
cooking
Yea, gonna make a more official one later
this one is so i know what im gonna be doing for my good copy
so yea, a draft i gguess
csn you make
Csn i make what?
looking at it now, shit looks ai generated
thats how fucking shit it is lmao
now that you mention it
it kinda does
Im getting a company to print it for me
Imma set it up
they will print it for me
So yea
gonna change the axe for some of the images to my irl axe
oh shit ur even printing the inside of it???
Yea
Well
im making the inside
50/50 Endnight work and my work
im gonna add info that could benefit me in the forest in australia
can you
endnight accurate
fr
that's cool af honestly
So yea
Gonna be a long project
but hope it will be worth it
Made an image of my axe to replace all the ones in the book



done
Noice
@RegiRock'nRoll(Gillywix) if you want to see more of my stuff, i post it all in here everytime i get something new
nice! Didn't know the thread existed. Ill keep note of it
Yea, its great here
although it isnt rlly active
im basicly the only person that posts here anymore
noted
Layout of my carry pack mat (black elastic straps to hold down equipment and the blue boxes are pockets except the large middle one)

Updating my machete to be closer to the one ingame
the machete i have is flimsy and rusty
honestly probably a hazard
Its been upgraded to inflict the new tetanus effect
cured by drinking clean water
Very good
https://www.extac.com.au/ka-bar-combat-kukri?srsltid=AfmBOorAL0fOWFnlyu1_8p8HLWQfiW0wHF7qGLsBFGXnWFqhZ06gXdCC it appears i may have found the irl sotf machete
www.extac.com.au
Extac Australia - KA-BAR Combat Kukri Machete
Buy Ka-Bar Combat and Military Knives From Extac Australia- Your Number One Source For Ka-Bar Knives- Ka-Bar Knives Available Through Extac Australia- Ka-Bar Combat Kukri

that def looks to be it
Yea
So
i might get it
as i want to replace my current one
this is cool, but it feels thin and weak

same problem i hav with my machete
Do you have a picture of it?
still chopped a tree with it before
ill get one when im out of school
Ay thats cool
Aight
School must go for a while lmao
lmao forgor
will try to tomorrow swear 🙏
All good
eBay
Ka-Bar Combat Kukri - Outdoor Hunting Knife
13 1/2" overall. 8 5/8" 1095 high carbon steel kukri blade with black epoxy powder coating. Hunting & Outdoors. Fixed Blade Knives. Black nylon belt sheath with protective inserts. Need Help?. Folding Knives.
the cheapest one i have seen online
Waiting for black friday hopefully

Yoo thats cool
134 usd, bit steep but not too bad
They are good quality, so worth the money
And its Australian shipped too woooo
rly wish i had an axe but its pre alr

new machete location
In a random tree on the map. Good luck!
lmao
No, you would not get any kind of indication that it’s there. That’s what your eyes are for
there will be a flare guy, let there be some mercy
No mercy
:kelvynoway:
The tree should be on fire
Looks about right


Closest i think there is
Almost to the point being based off of it
Saying something so this thread doesnt disappear for me, seeing as discord is unable to make a half decent feature.
fr
Gonna buy myself a puffy soon
i dont think thats legal
Yes it is
who said it isnt?
Ik its not related to the game but i am just posting the stuff im getting for my gear
got a folding saw to cut logs
👍

Gonna make my own log cabins fr
i wonder if there is a console command irl that allows me to add all items
Drawing king oyster mushroom for my sotf book


Found a spot near me that sells cheap golf carts wooooo
@superheat try scrolling around here
Thanks bro
U serious bro i got the orange one in queensland
Theres what im looking for
Fuckkkk doesnt ship to au
Oo new person
What one?
X15?
Probably, just looks the same as forest
Havent used it in a while i got it in 2017
Ah yea
Gerber is owned by fiskars so I picked up the green handled one instead
Does the same thibg
Oh yeah sick
Get it from BCF or something
I cant send photos
I found it
Cool
Have you checked out my collection?
I got mine from anaconda
Sick
Think i saw some photos pretty cool
Yea cheers
Prepping for my trip to site 2


how do u plan on surviving without survival knife 😔
Thats cool as, what shovel and lighter are those?

The shovel is called the multitool shovel from anaconda, just scroll through all the suggestions until you find the one closest to sotf, and the lighter is a plasma lighter I got from the internet
phew, i almost thought u wouldnt have the most essential and useful item in the game
I FORGOT THE GET MY SEVERED ARM
According to Jack holt, his starter axe seems to be the most important so we are good
Thanks man
U got a good flashlight?
i cant find the one from sotf
so i picked up a rechargable from from bunnings
You can charge it and use AA batteries
its good
and it shows its charge like sotf
Ha sick
Yea
ill send link
https://www.bunnings.com.au/ironhorse-1000lm-alumimum-hybrid-torch-with-cob-body-light_p0353829 Its this without the green
idk why the green is there
That looks sick
1000lm for almost 40$ is good as
Fr
And it lasts a good while
i bought a solar panel battery pack
from anaconda
to charge all my gear
Cool as
Yea
Im going camping tmr in forestry land so im going to be testing my gear
thats why im packing my gear
u should make a series
Of what
survviving
Lol
Found this gem in my folders😆
Any1 know what tent from the modern axe camp is called in real life

What one do i buy
First one
Idk what the tent is tho
Seems pretty generic
Yessir
Dont buy it yet
I found one cheaper
i have been looking at this one for a while
eBay
Ka-Bar Combat Kukri - Outdoor Hunting Knife
13 1/2" overall. 8 5/8" 1095 high carbon steel kukri blade with black epoxy powder coating. Hunting & Outdoors. Fixed Blade Knives. Black nylon belt sheath with protective inserts. Need Help?. Folding Knives.
i got one a bit cheaper to
10$ shipping
Oh damn
Thats great price
ill see if i can find cheaper
but that great
Yeah i wanna cop it
Same
i used my tools the last few days
was good
Cool
Whats the backpack in real life
The black backpack? It’s just a standard military backpack. Real easy to find
I just saw this. So I took all the images from the game files, remade them completely in photoshop and exported page by page. Then I gave the files to the company who's making custom books/magazinez in small quantity like this. The only thing I didn't like about it is that it turned it too dark although it is light grey on the screen, but I guess the error was on my side for not leaving it white.
I'm currently working on something else from The Forest, even crazier🤫 but it won't be ready any time soon
OOOh nice
Yea, im almost finished adding my own pages to the book to make it more personalised, but i will be sending the file off to a company who print books within the next few months.
Thanks for telling me about t hat tho
good to know
I also wanted to add those headers on top but they told me they wouldn't last long. And I don't remember why they told me going against hard-cover
I'll probably make another one, with lighter colors
And buy this

These headers look nice, but they will brake, well at least that's what they said

Yooo
Yea those
the map uses that too
i would still buy it but just dont use it all the time
thats just my opinion tho
OOo, have you made the map yet?
I had to check my own video cuz I don't even remember😅

OOh thats right, cool!!
Found my old axe from 2017

Needs a clean and sharpen
YOOO
Bro is ready to go out and kill them cannibals
Looks like a splitter axe, the edges should stay thick to stay durable
Only downside to that axe is it would be harder to cut down trees
not if you go hyeauurghh
If I can cut down a tree with a horribly blunted hatchet, you can cut down a tree with a splitting axe
i cut a tree down with a flimsy machete (:guh:)
Impressive
In game or irl :buh:
cant cut trees with machete ingame...and ik why....
i was basically beating a tree to death (fall over)
I spent 2 hours cutting a tree into firewood with a splitting axe
It can be done
Not the best idea tho
Like from a full tree into small pieces
Oh yeah it absolutely can
We only ever had splitting axes
The bounce back must have been amazing:modern_axe:
Kinda why I prefer axes over splitting axes, as you can both cut trees and split with little to no issues
Got the splitting axe cause i go camping lots and gotta split the firewood up it was my favorite thing when i was little
Ive cut down only a few trees with it
Oh yea nice. I used my axe when i went camping last week
same size as ur splitting axe, its perfect size to attach to my bag
Oh yeah the green one cool as
Bunnings doesnt sell the fiskars one :/
they sell every other size but the x15
But gerber is owned by fiskars so they make those
thats why i have the green one
i do plan on getting the real deal from online somewhere, sometime
Yes this was my pack right before I left

So
Seems like im gonna be getting a compound bow as one of my next purchases
as thats the only ranged weapon on which i dont need license
Waiting for the day you get Timmy’s Mutated Arm
yea one day
Australia gun laws are ass
I need guns
Tell me about it
Like the states
There is one gun from sotf that I can obtain with a license, the revolver
The shotgun is extremely illegal, pistol is slightly illegal, rifle might be alright, but the revolver ticks all the boxes.
The pistols fine
I think the shotgun is illegal cause its to small
Pump action shotguns are illegal australia wide
Pistol is illegal cause it holds more than 9 bullets in its magazine
The pistol thing may just be for Tasmania tho
Oh what
Yep
I remember the shotgun cant have more then 7
6*
Same in Canada
Yea, it cant be pump action
Really damn
you can have DB shotgun
Yea, the government went way too over the top with the gun laws due to the Port Arthur shootings
thinking of getting this https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/403273176396?srsltid=AfmBOopfYQc7NHoWi4SocUKvY8n2ue-92v65t3MjbP3pDcOpwm4a_sS2
eBay
Gorilla Compound Bow - RTS Kit
The opening at the top of the bow handle both sheds weight and disperses vibration. The Cage riser differs between camo and black colour options due to differences in the finishing process. 4 arrow Bow Quiver – Mount your arrows to your bow for hunting.
gonna buy site 3
real?
real
Tim leblanc and i are in a bidding war
zamnnn
I watched this disappear from my side bar in real time due to lack of activity
LMAO
I feel like im the one responsible for running this thread
Ig ill do an updated loadout picture if anyone is curious (trying to keep this thread alive somehow)
yeah
In a few weeks, ill continue work on my Folding tool mat for my gear
but exams take priority
hell yeah
damn
this is my layout

hell yeah
very awesome sauce
this is all i had done

and i have gotten tons more equptment since then
zamnnn
only thing i have that actually resembles the game is the lighter
i do have an axe but it doesnt look like any of the ones in game
and i do have a foldable shovel but its a little too small
The only things that are identical the the sotf items are my lighter and pen and shovel
Everything else i had to go with alternatives
OH i also have the pen i forgot
the knife and machete look at least somewhat close to the game
I do plan on buying the sotf machette
like
hold on
This
ah
The starter axe is impossible to get
Oh
I'm making the blueprint book
yeah i got this lol

fr?
Nice!
Yea, gonna get it printed once I'm done that too
yeah its a good axe it just doesnt look like any from the games 😔
damnn
What you want is something g reliable and as long as ur axe is reliable thats the main thing
my friend hit a spray paint can with it and it now has pink all over the head
I have the gerber gator 2 as my hatchet and the gerber freestyle 28.5" as my axe
Hahahaha
nice
Ik its not in either games but I picked up a nice folding saw that can allow me to cut logs
I do plan on making a small cabin at some point
oooo
ive always wanted to do that but ive never had time
i would love just living in the woods
Well, I have to do it between now and 2026 as I won't ever have the time to do it
run away and just live in the woods duhhh
lol
Hahaha
one of the main reasons i like sons of / the forest is because i love nature and stuff like that
like its so beautiful
Yea its nice. I love how realistic the environment looks in sotf
yeah i used to play on a pretty meh gpu (amd 480 i think?) and i could only run sotf at low graphics but it still looked pretty nice
I play on high and I can just picture myself on that island
you ever watch any of the outdoor boys videos?
i love their videos
OMG
I loved his recent one
Surviving with marines
That was entertaining to watch
yessss
i love them so much
it makes up for the fact i dont have time to camp myself
Lmao i went camping like 3 weeks ago, and it almost went badly
But yea
Its good fun
how so?
Eh not worth getting into
But on a better note
Getting compound bow too
hell yeah
bows are awesome
Yep!
Hoping to get this
eBay
Gorilla Compound Bow - RTS Kit
The opening at the top of the bow handle both sheds weight and disperses vibration. The Cage riser differs between camo and black colour options due to differences in the finishing process. 4 arrow Bow Quiver – Mount your arrows to your bow for hunting.
looks good
Cheers

Thats cool as and what knifes that
😢
Gerber Strongarm
The blue one i mean
OOh
Shit
uhh
That was a scrap knife i found without a handle
so i printed one for it
not good for survival like my new one
Ohh cool
Yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCfcVeHyLNw lmao found this hidden gem
Kelvin
YouTube
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@superheat i wanna cop the Plane axe at some point. It may not be practical but it looks cool
Idk why i pinged you, that was quite unnecessary XD
those can get a bit pricy, so make sure you look around first before going with the first one you see
I have been looking for around a year
Best price i have found is 150 aud
Once I find one for 100$ I'm getting it
Oh no, im going have to get the TF modern bow, it looks hella cool :/
i might kinda have one actually
ill have to look
Oh nice
No way

two duct tape
A cannibal head and solar panel
Everything i wanna buy has been set on hold as I may need to look for another job
eBay
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Lol
I think its a d42 crash axe or sum
Oh yeah thats it

Huh i wonder who has that in their cart
Hmm i wonder
ITS SO EXPENSIVE
shipping is like 200$
:BALD:
Knouck can you please buy it for me 🥺
XD
so like
I would
but I’m not going to
:BALD:
LMAO
@knouck | CEO of Building sorry for the ping, but found something funny
black legion also made the fire axe
Nvm
they make "a" fire axe
not the sotf one
Getting the plane axe when i have the money 🔥
they made 2
one of them is the sotf one
Yessirrr
They made the modern axe, but the fire axe i was talking about looks a bit different
Ohh
But damn, the plane axe will go hard with my kit
it will be mine soon :/ (appears to be like 350 aud including shipping costs)

real plane axe in a real plane

must be a the forest reference?
nice!
you planning on possibly painting it too to get the color or keep it as is
Painting it
I'll add done form of protective coat ontop of the paint so I can use it
This is an image I found on reddit btw, it ain't me. Never been on a plane before.
so called forest fans when they've never even been in a plane crash
Real
@spidy
OH shit W
looks exactly like it
Real
Where can I buy my own kelvin
i think you arent allowed to do that
I have plans to build log cabin
W
when i get plane axe, ill be 3d printing a protective case for it like this

wasnt that axe used by a pilot to try and save a crashing plane
there was like 2 pilots and one left the cockpit and the dude who was still flying crashed out and locked the door and started to fly the plane down
and the other pilot used that axe to try break the door
but the plane crashed
I think I read something about that
Not enough to know if its the one I'm thinking about tho
Sorry, it was 3.30 am when i responded to you, i was braindead
I think you might be right
Lol
Get some good sleep :Mystify:

This looks identical to the tents at the merc camps except the outer is green not black
Yo shit, the brand is similar spot
Too bad I'm too tall for one of those :/
You dont have to stand in it lol
Yeah i think i found it
nah, i mean im too tall to lay down in it
Im 5’8 should be right
How tall r u
im 6'4 - 6'5
Beast
You 18?
Lmao, im hoping to stop growin
17
18 in 2 months
Oh yeah sick
16 and a few months
Oh nice
grade 8 or 9?
Just graduated 10
oh yea
Going into 11
nice
I was in 9 when sotf came out
I finished the game again for the second time
First since the old not full released game
yea, sotf made grade 10 bearable
My mate accidentally blew up kelvin with a grenade so didnt get him in the final cutscenes
Haha yeah
Im probably gonna get that tent cause it fits in a backpack and is heaps waterproof
I go camping lots and gonna start hiking soon
i have a tent, but its a fking pest to set up and put away
bought it for the length
Oh yeah
gonna maybe get a hammock as its simply easier and tall person friendly
I got a pretty basic one right now set up is alright but heavy and takes up lots of packing space
Good idea
Fr
Tbh, might skip on that
a tarp could be the way to go
3mx3m light tarp
Oh yeah
Mosquitos could be a pain
they are light and small
mosquitos are bareable as long as i throw on a wet log with the dry ones on the fire
Is that a way to make them piss off
Yes
Ill try that
Yea
Theres so many dumb ass rules now with the outdoors so if i go on hikes ill have to get camping permits and then some of them wont even let you make fires
Idk what its like where you are
campfires are allowed unless its a total fire ban
camping isnt allowed on other's private property
Its either to preserve the national parks or to “give back land to the indigenous”
Like brah
Forestry allows fo you to camp on their land
not sure if thats there
Yeah that ones fair enough
Im looking at registered national parks and mountains in the area
Not sure if it’d be unsafe though
Alone on a mountain and not a adult
And cant have guns
I did camping last year
Gun rules in australia are fucking shit
i hate them
But the bad people are in the cities
Yeah they’re bs
im gonna go for a hunting rifle license
Btw the tent im looking at has a sleeping space of almost 6’7”
Oh shit
we good
Besides you could even just curl your legs a bit or sleep diagonal
Worst case scenario
Yea
Sick
I think those are easier to get then shotguns and handguns
Maybe
Shotguns are so fking iffy to get
you cant have pump action
there are so many rules
Yeah bro they’re my favorite to
types of ammo
I got to shoot one in canada
So much fun
I wanted to get the Remmington tac-14, but they are pump action
And i was little then too so the power was kicking the fuck outta my shoulder
Oh
I did, illegally when i was like 5
Thats the one from sotf
Yes
I got to shoot a mossberg 590 pistol grip
i actually saw it in a movie years before sotf came out
Oh wow
What movie
uuh
trying to think of the name
good movie
Nvm, Movie is called "falling down", must of used a similar shotgun
still cool
Cool as
Food is gonna be a pain when hiking
As long as i can have a fire i can have like canned beans n sausage
But i wont be able to bring steak or kangaroo cause it needs to be cold
Spam i heard is good for camping
Yeah like that
Yet to try it tho
I wanna bring a few potatos next time i go, so i can bury them in the coals
Cool
Bcf sells mres and woolies has some cans of beans with sausages which will be filling and fit in a backpack
Not as good as grass fed steak and raw milk like i have at home though
OH SHIT
Imma have to cop the MRE's
They dont look like the sotf ones though if thats what your feining for
Eh, i dont mind
Its funny looking back. Me collecting all these items started as I wanted to 3d print the pen, and someone just said to buy one, from then on I continously bought items
@OddCat, This is where the magic happens
Ahh thanks snooper
All good, if you scroll up you will see other people who collect to
😭 this is so dope
So something else down the line i will be getting is compound bow
Keep in mind, i use/plan on using all my equiptment
(I wont be killing anyone, mainly used for target practice)
(kill them only if they're cannibals)
True

No Orange :Mystify:
I will be painting

Tuff shit u got it
progress on the case

Ikr
I was getting some gear today and found your axe

Ayyyy
that was my 2nd option if anaconda didnt have it
You might also be able to find my other hatchet
gerber gator 2
Oh yeah ill have a look if i go back
So much shit was out of stock/low
I got the last pack of some pearl white fishing lures and all the lifestraws were sold out
Might get the lime axe cause it’ll match the tent i sent earlier
Its a nice reliable axe
So it would be worth getting
Just picked up some etch primer and orange paint
update on axe, painted it today, 1 more coat of paint tommorrow and its ready

Merry Christmas to Australia
Im saving money for that tent i got this tho


Not related to sotf but we own this channel
When will the plane axe be ready
Ay looks good! It will help you go out camping i bet!
Few more hours
Sick as bro send a photo of it soon as you can
Will do!

Gonna clean it up a bit now

actual fire 🔥
Woah thats so sick brah
How much money did the whole project cost
Like the axe and the painting
Bro is gonna move out and live in “The Forest”
Approx 350 - 400 aud
Real
The tasmania forest
Wow
Worth it though damn
Are you gonna keep it as a prop or cut some wood with it to give it some wear/use
I do plan on doing that
Everything i own gets used
Good
@kid named finger

I've only got a Polaroid camera so I can only try re-creating the photos
Neat!

Ayyy
I like the armsy one
Boat one is tuff too
How im attaching my plane axe to my bag

I will be making a proper cover for it after this trip
and im ready to go onto my 2nd trip

Goodluck
Almost finished, just need to book a trip to north sentinel island
sons of the forest don't bother or endanger an uncontacted tribe challenge
north sentinel island when I purposely crash a commercial airplane on their island (I'm trying to make a reference to a video game)
Great Reference to a Video Game
I made it back





I can personally say that the plane axe is a hella good axe
And I will be taking it to every trip
Woah mate you found a real good spot
Firepit and bench look nice
Thats great to hear
Yea it was deep in local forestry, about a 30-45 min hike
Haha wow no one out there but you
See any kangaroos
Or other animals
Nah, they are down south, we get wallabies up here.
Surprisingly a goat
Oh yeah bout the same in my book haha
Wow cool did it run away or
Yea
Ah yeah
How many nights you stay
And what did you bring for food
2 nights
And brought canned food
Nice was it a solo trip
Yea
I want to build a lean-to when I go out next
Ah yeah like a shed
Almost like the small cabin from the forest
First game
Yea!
i dont own this land so i can build major stuff
but stuff like leantos i will
Oh yeah sick
Private property or like national park
Plantation
So its 5 year cycles where they plant trees and cut them down
Oh yeah so they’d find any thing you build
Yea
not that it would tie back to me
but it would be annoying for them
Yeah true and it would wreck any progress you make on building
Yea
i wanna buy some land tho
that has some trees on it
Yeah bro i wish i had a farm or property
Can just camp and ride dirt bikes and shoot guns all day
Would be nice hey
Yeah specially the guns
I have been keeping my eye on the revolver from sotf
as i plan on getting that irl
eventually
Thats rhino right
yea
Cool
Well I do plan on getting my P's this year Aswell as getting my gun license too
Sick yeah ive been looking into getting guns license too
Its so fucked though theres a weapons handling license and a waepons owning one
But you need to own a gun safe to get the handling license
What the fuck
U wont even be able to own a gun why do u need a safe
And plus id rather buy the safe after getting my license
Incase they decline the application
Australia is fucking communist just like canada
I know
it really pisses me off
like damn
we have been restricted with what we can use by so much
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Yo no way
there was one on amazon
but didnt ship to australia
ah damn
that's awesome
sucks it still can't ship though
It cant?
thought that’s what you meant here
Yea the amazon doesnt ship to australia
we were talking about it a few months ago
getting bow
yea 👍
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the 2nd doesnt come with arrows
Bought a uhf radio
So I can communicate in multi-player games
they might be sons of the forest

Those are not the right Trees :Kelvin_nerd:
@Zebulon sorry for the ping, what printing company printed your survival book?
It was a small local private company. I will share all files once I edit them cuz it turned out too dark. But all paged were made from scratch😃
Ah ok, thanks for that too! The one im doing is kinda from scratch but used the game files too!
What in the ai
Crashed dirt bike today broke my thumb
Brah
Its real
Yikes, thats not good
Oh fr
Anyone willing to give up bones for bone armor?
Jokes aside i may print bone armor
Sure you can have my thumb
hahahaha
@OddCat rate the setup

Updates picture of my gear (plane axe new addition)

Sick
Welp
Item update

Niceee you got it
Are there feral pigs in tas
I have yet to come across any
whys that?
Probally the last thing i wanna eat anyways, last few times i had pork i got badly sick and it really put me off of it.
Love bacon, i bet there is a whole lot of that on it XD
Ik it isn't rlly sotf or tf related but I just end up posting my stuff here anyways

Got radio
Communication
Cool
No permits to hunt them just need gun license
Or hunting dogs and knives then you dont need a license
Oh damn
Oh i looked it up apparently theres barely any on tas island
that would be correct
just bumping it to keep it on the list
Oh yeaaa

Gonna get a vinyl printer to print "Open Emergency Only"
can't believe sons of the forest invented ziploc bags
Ikr
@knouck I'm not fucking with you, this is the only store that I could find these at
:agony:
I could get online but didn't want to get the wrong
One
austraila really is just a desert with an occasional gas station
Lol

My axe is at home
Found this too, didn't buy it tho

Bought mini fire axe
Idk


And a hurricane
Cool
Really
My mate had one really similar to that at school yesterday
We crushed a banana in it then i filled it with water and it was like a reusable water bomb
Welp, not much of a sotf reference but picked up 2 tarps
Lol sorta
I need to teach a class how to build shelter
So I need to practice

Nice
Looks like a young version of kelvin
It does too hahhah
Hes 27 in that game
How olds kelvin in sotf
idk if it's ever said, he may be something around the same age
he looks abt mid 30s i reckon
well shit
https://www.seimi-equipements-marine.com/en/safety/lifeboats-liferafts/solas-professional-life-rafts
found this on insta and now i will have to buy it
fk it, might aswell show it here. My camp that i had set up

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@Fourth Wall Thoughts
Haha brilliant
Where are you in the world
Australia
Nice UK got lots of land out your way
True
but yea
best camping spot
used it before
Basicly own it
as noone has been there in months
stuff left there untouched
Just trying to get to TF a minute will show you I'm packing 😅
Sounds good hahah
10 in game days later

real 0_0
😅


Man that's sick
I really want to build a cabin
Wish i could say it was mine, abandoned
I wonder the story behind it
love the vine covered tree :D
I know right is a bit creepy down here
Would love to spend the night there
When it's less wet I trail run in the night through here
Oh cool!
Before SOTF though so not sure if I will this year
haha thats fair
Too scared to check it out TBH


See all the bodyless ropes

LMFAO
sotf reference
Dam near perfect spear sticks

Just like IGL
Where'd you get all your gear from? Must've cost a pretty penny
Many different places
I think my plane axe was the hardest to get and the most expensive
Just fell in lol

Nooo
If I die tell my family, I didn't stream

Bro boutta find jack
It's a fucking toilet
Find who?
Jack holt is the main character

LMFAO
Edible or poisonous

How far away from the log cabin?
Poison it appears
Fair distance have to cross the river that's how I fell in, twice
Trick question it's both 😅
Ah ok
so they wouldnt be connected
How does that work?
flowers safe?
I reckon they would be TBF
Don't wanna shit where you eat
Toxic of you ingest a lot though edible in small amounts
fair point
Ah ok
Thanks for the company anyway man, was like having viewers and braving caves easier when you're not alone, would probably have never known there was a toilet there without you and to think I had to put a fire out in a hurry the other day as my youngest needed to go 😅
Back to reality got a spreadsheet that's calling out for my attention lol gotta rush home.
Hahaha thats all good, its nice to have company
Rip 😢
Haha
Basically yea
my body calls for the wilderness every day
its like a drug
Would definitely live off the land if i had the land
😅
Wouldnt even worry to build raised planters
tell me about it
when i get the chance i want to buy some forestry land
I know my uncle got a bit of land out there for a steal! Lots of people do it in Aus don't they, here you'll get called a gypsy or a bum haha
Oh, alot of foreign people come from all around the world buying land. The dream slowly fades some days :/
He's about as Aus as an Abbo
Oh nice!
😅
he still own the land?
Yea haya
Ay thats cool
He lived over here for a fair while bought a house for nothing sold it for a couple mil (London baby) and went back.
WOW
His parents have always been over there, actually got an uncle over there on my wife's side as well
Big Digger
Home at last, take it easy man all the best
yea, you too! Enjoy your spreadsheets!
how much $
UK ah saying
250 aud
Hahahahha
Oh waot
Wrong one lmfao
7k it appears
Lol same twin but for me its whiskey ✌️😂
Damnnn
So, the place me and my friend camp wasnt touched in the 3 months gap between our first camp and our most recent one, so we will be starting to make a very small cabin
Epiccc
Yea!
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I think its funny seeing people say how uncomfortable the sotf stick bed would be, but after building and sleeping on one myself, its actually quite comfortable
Haha I used to have a chair made of chopsticks was amazingly cosy. Never made a stick bed though
Haha nice!
Was dredging through my Onedrive and FB unfortunately think it may have been lost to time. Real shame as it was epic. Got any pics of your stick bed?
I think only in that photo I took here
Its more of a log bed but same concept
Yo send a photo
Or did u send one already
Cool
As i said
maybe more log bed
but still sticks



Finally got it lmfao


Used to have this just as a lighter back in the daaayyy... Wish I knew it was a collectible
this will be arriving this week

Appropriate storage containers for my sotf gear

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HOLY SHIT YOU GOT STANDARD BOXES FROM THE HIT GAME SOTF!?!??!?!?!

The CIL lighter
what the fuck i would be scared of anyone who posseses the timmy photo
Nice

Kinda hard to see, ill try to get a better photo tmr
Mercenary type fit
Fr
Tuff shii
Loving the mutant face armour
Hahahahahahah
I need yall opinion
irl pickaxe vs sotf pickaxe


pickaxe
Can’t believe Endnight copied real life :Mystify:
real life copied the name jack
fr
W
Well ill be buying that after I get that radio
Thx guys for participating
Fellas
should i go broke


will deadass cosplay this if i get my gear

thats not the boomboz
its black and looks more badass

@Terra
there is red ones ingame
ok but it looks kind longer for me
Thats the angle
:timmycoins:

Shitass picture

Jack holts bag

The Hello Kitty one?
Nah the fluffy one
Time for electricity

You found the real one damn
Yea
How much$
i have a good knack for that
i looked for it ages ago but couldnt find it
seems like 22 aud
but that is from the uk
Damn thats good
yE
i want to buy it
but it wants my id
Use your license
Its the uk its communist as
They already took away guns to get control over everyone like australia
Rip
Yea idk
but idk how i feel giving that to ebay
yeah true
Hows the drivers license work in tas
Similar to qld?
L plates then red p’s then green p’s then open/blacks?
id assume so
Yea
Oh ye
Im dying to get my p's
U on reds or greens
Oh ye L’s same
Im still on my fking L's due to some family issues
Ah damn
i do plan on sitting the test within the next 6 weeks
Yeah theyre givin all these foreign students free licenses but make it a few weeks wait for us to sit the test
Ikr
its fgucking bs
Yeah
The test is so fucked to because u instantly fail for driving one handed
And u have to stop so far behind people at red lights
And some instructors want u to fail
Oh ye abt sotf u gotta find the golf buggy and buy that
One of my mates failed because the driving instructor accidentally put their hand on the wheel
Ohh wtf thats shit
Ikr
I have been looking
Ye thats dumb as wow id crashout
I got one but its my familys and they got to sell it soon
Need to put a solar panel on the roof
buy it off of them
Got no money but mom wont let me dropout and work full time
Stuck bagging fries for the year and next
Pay it off slowly
💔
True but gotta get a car first
Hahahah same
job💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔
Job 💔
I’ll get a ute of course but
Im looking at a ford falcon ute, either that or a hilux
whatever comes first LMFAO
Inspectjng this tmrw
Maybe even a triton
Yeah same

Yoo
Thats nice
how much?
Hilux, ranger, triton something like that
9k but will try talk him down to 8 or 8,5
Oh yea
2k aint gonna get me much here
need to get another job
im sick of these shitty ass shifts
Oh damn yeah thats the problem everyone has and with my old job too
Managers like
Dont fire you but they put u on random ass shifts/no shifts at all
I am getting like 20/hr, but thats fuck all when you get 2 hours a week
Yeah type shit
but the only reason i have stayed is convenience of being close to my house
My friend gets the exact same but hes dropped out in full time concreting so hes guaranteed the hours and now he has so much $
Oh nice
Yeah fair enough
My friend works at the cinemas and its been a nightmare cause of the minecraft movie
Ouch
Hes getting more money but working his ah off because people absolutely trash everything
Yea i have seen some of the aftermaths
Its kind of funny but
When i went the little tap on the frozen drinks machine broke off into my drink and i pegged it at the screen when Steve says chicken jockey and it like rippled the whole thing
Im surprised they havent banned the movie yet
A sotf movie would work if done right
True
Hahahaha yeah or got security
True
In 1-2 hours they could still do a good story
It would just have to be less key items to get to the ending
Depends
Like the character would have to do way less caves
I think the gold armor would make for a cool scene
Oh ye true in that spaceship
sees a spaceship then goes inside and wears the armor
yea
I remember hopping back on about a year after release told my friend to make a cabin ill check the cave and 20 mins later im in a fucken spaceship with lightning striking it
That was not a thing on release day
That would be tuff
Dont you have to solafitify it for the endgame tho too?
Yes
first we sons
then we forest
When i say sons you say forest 1..2…3..
forest
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i want an axe
no you dont
you want pickaxe
for solafite
i don't wanna hack away at the overgrowth in my yard with a pickaxe 💔
Damn
Get a ride on lawnmower
🤙🏿
that'd be sick but that'd still leave the vines and trees
Get the fiskars axe blud
use ur machete
This
it's rusty and flimsy im not the biggest fan
🙏one day
sad jake noises
YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING...!
oh no, fuck
u all good
😭
HOLY SHIT TURTLES ARE REAL??!?!?!?!!!??!?! :kelvynoway:
is that the guy from sons of the forest
Turn that mf into a water collector
Delaying the other items for a clothing piece

I like the hard knuckles
Yo God copied sons of the forest😯
@cout<<"VALERIO"; wanna check out my gear, this is what i have been using
oh my god where am i
My secret den
WOAH
SICK
fr
the son 💔
I have a friend that is basicly my kelvin
and i hallucinate this weird ass woman in white
always when im out there
so yea
the trio
okay grandpa take your meds now it's alright
Lmfao
woman in white

I don't like it when she runs at me :(
why
scary
My time has come (Camping for 5 days!)


oh boy i sure hope a lawyer who can't cope doesn't shoot your chopper down
Would be quite a shame
I dream every day for that to happen
Building log cabin while im out there'
boutta holt this jack soon
oh I'm holting it
Fr
i am holting it so good
holting it
jacking it so good
wai-
so im holtin it in my hands yea and i start jackin hard
Found the chainsaw


nvm
found the stick from the game


Where did you find it?
The forest
Ah right the original game, looking for a Sons replica
@superheat

My car!
Yoooooo sick ute
What model
@Thesupersnooper | CEO Of Sahara
Ford Courier
2001
Ayyyyy sick
Ive been looking at couriers to gonna go to brisbane this week to inspect one
How many Km’s she got?
Oh shit
couldnt tell ya
not home rn
Oh alr
but i got it off a family friend
Yeah sick as
Send a pic when you pack it with all the gear next time u go camping
Hahaha will do
i plan on giving it a few upgrades
a flat tray, bull bar
some new tires
give it some love
Yessir
Get the biggest tires that fit with the fenders and height
Hahaha
yea
i do plan on getting all terrains put on
but my budget is a bit slim atm
with my shitass job
Great
so the fking pickaxe is limited to the UK
potential?

Legal in australia too
.22 tho
Get it
Does it come in any higher caliber
Eh u wont be shooting anyone so doesnt matter tbh
Damn
Not with that design no
So ill need to get my h license bit it will get there


Yeah
Fuck this axe its blunt as shit and been using a sharpening stone for like 15 minutes and it aint razor sharp yet
Lol
Turns out the axe was alr but the last 2 pieces of wood were fucken impossible to cut
Yea
Lol
Shit my mate was playin with my torch its like 200$ and now it aint turnin on
bruh
I picked up this 50$ torch from bunnings, and it has been a tank
i love it
also shows charge
and is rechargable
yeah is that the ironhorse one i was looking at them
Yea thats so fucked
I was reading the changes
Alright so apparently its a hoax lol
Its still unconfirmed by govt but praying its fake
Cause heaps of unreputable news sources and people complaining on tiktok
But lets hope its some made up bullshit
anway
I’d like a car like this and then turn it into this


Looks like mine lol
Minus the lift
The time has come
I'm buying the radio wednesday
ye couriers and rodeos are similar as
W
Aus has the most gay ass car mod laws u cant even get a body lift and ur tires cant stick out
Fuck yea

jimmy

YOU TOO??
I BOUGHT A FUCKING 300$ RADIO FOR THE SOTF FUNNY SND YALL LOOK AT TIMMY
jimy in car ➡️🐈
the radio is an awesome cop though
fits nicely to the collection
Fr
Gonna do a kelvin picture soon

Godamn thats sick as
Hahha cheers
why is your modern axe lime
Cause my location fucked me over and I'm not paying an extra 20$ for shippinh
I do prefer the green over yellow
well in my survival guide im making i used my green axe


Saw this on insta and made me laugh
might pick up a few of these

no fucking way
The only one I can find for Australia, gonna paint it orange

Thinking one of my next items will be a machete


that's a tf2 kukri
that one
Well I may get both, but it appears I will be getting the sotf one first
peak
ok
Wheres your collection diddy blud
diddy blud 😂😂🤣
this ones up for 3grand might go look at it

Ooh nice
Could do it up and make some money off it but id rather keep it
Looks like the wolf creek f100
@superheat
You seen the news
Another fucking thing banned
Nah what is it
Vic is banning machetes
I thought it was aus wide but it just seems to be vic
Oh what the fuck
Its just a big knife
Victoria sucks though
Think you gotta be 17 to get L plates
💀
in texas u can get full license at 16
Lmfao yea
Cause 1 dude killed someone with a machete, it apparently warrants a full ban?
Yeah wtf
could of been a butter knife
Hahah yea I know


Sickkkk
Thats a glass breaker on the end of the pen right
Correct
took you a month to notice
Notice what?

oh XD
hahahahaha
i had one like that in 4th grade but the teacher stole it cause she thought id break a window but i stole it back at the end of the year cause she left it in her desk
brother
can we wear helmets and shit in the game yet
Not yet
Well technically yes
But not the military helmets
tomorrow
deltarune tomorrow
sad
So i have the pickaxe and pot coming friday hopefully
id trust you in an apocalypse
-# don't he'd shoot you for fun

how is he wearing a tshirt
new outfits?
this is the first game
oh
idk how i didnt notice
hahahaha
i wouldnt make the mistake of driving with either of you dw
getting shot is a minor inconvinience
inconveniece
doesn't even have to be a car
Your fine I won't shoot you
I have 0 gun experience
But spidy on the other hand...
aint human-shielding no one this time
"This time"?!?!?!?
scratches at your eyebrow confusingly

No fucking way.
Fr
@Thesupersnooper just bought a ute

Waiting on mechanical inspection which it should be good then its mine
Yooo
Looks nice
Cheers
Got something for my camping gear now
Welp i have my next irl tf item
Sinkhole



It is growing

Sinkhole
Saw an armsy in there
Not mega armsy tho :(
Theres a mega one?
ye
I don’t think that classifies as an “item”
the loot in it will
When i get my hands on the resurrection obelisk, i will form sahara
didnt buy the ute needed about 2k to get it roadworthy
Oh shit
yea kinda fked yea
@Zebulon i need that coupon airlines pillow, where did you get it?
I feel like it would make for a cool camping pillow
My friend printed this file on textile and my mom sew it



no fucking way
There's also a napkin but I forgot to print it

W
Getting that printed on a piece of cloth would be cool
fire hazard 🤑
hell yea
HAHAH I GOT T HE ZEBULON VOTE TOO
Woo
Noone is being responsible
people are giving me permission to use the funny fire gun
burn your house to ashes
nah
the cannibals can get that treatment
Yeas get a flare gun and shut 12 gauge shells out of it for easy frag
W
The machete has arrived

Yooo thats sick
Fr
Keep that bitch in the glovebox for sure
Hahahahahaha
Im watching this old tv show lost its kind of like the forest
@Thesupersnooper been watchin it too i believe lol
Hahaha
Whats the main characters name
Jack?
Nah I watch Alone
ah
Yea, good series
On stan if you are interested
Whats it about
Ill put it in my watch next
10 survivors get dropped in a random location
All spread out
And each of them need so survive the longest to win 500k usd
Bro that sounds sick
Fr
The Forest Wiki
Interviews
These are the interviews that Endnight Games has conducted with media outlets.

Oh well there ya go
Im only up to season 3 but makes sense considering the machine could accidentally crash planes into the island

Got a ute 🤠
Dude selling it had to get rid of it to make room for new car so got it for a real good price
Looks like a nice car
Thanks

The sotf pickaxe has arrived
looks plastic
1. its a fiberglass handle i think and 2 where is ur pickaxe bra
It has end caps on, and the handle is fiberglass and rubber
end? night?
Ya
ok
sounds good
petition to skin alive whoever voted no
67%
Haha 67777777
@Thesupersnooper what was that survival show u was watching
alone
together ❤️
six seven
quiet
if anyone sees a gps like this, pls lemme know

Definitely not the same but close looks like a vape 😂

XD
True
Hahahaha
I would love to find one that is a Satelite phone/map
Ye 100%
The map in here looks close
Yea i dont mind what map it is, just need a device with both those functions
Looks like theyre over a grand to
Yea :/
Geeked
jack holt is vaping??
hope not vaping sucks
Fr
the importance of commas 💔
well i mean he watched skibidi toilet
its cool to look back where i started :)

what
ay the rusty axe from tf
Respectfully that machete can do the job of the tomahawk way better 🙏
its hard to throw a machete
It was my first set of tools before i began collecting my current gear


Thats to tuff
Second pic is crazy 🔥
Fr
When I get my glock I will get some photos with it in the case
Haha sick
Im going camping soon might need a new axe for chopping wood
Do the normal axes do a good job like the splitting ones
Ok now you are in my territory
So splitting axes are more niche as they dont cut wood as well as they split
but cutting axes both cut and split very well
yeah ill go with one of them if i have to get a new 1
ill b looking at getting a big knife cause im going pig shooting and also a slingshot cause theyre fun to muck around with at the creek
Oh yea
So
what type of camping are you doing
you driving your gear in, or you hiking in??
not that off grid
driving in
its a campground park so not rough
Ok
so you want an axe
going with some mates
was gonna suggest a hatchet if you were hiking in
oh ye i started with those when i was little in 2015
cant beat em
yes
ive got this sick battery that will last my phone the whole weekend, but all my bum ass mates will try and charge from it and they will use it all
one of my friedns is so addicted to his phone so it’ll drain pretty quick no matter how big the battery is lol
and then they try to go into my tent all the time for the battery and leave it unzipped
plus if im doing my girl in my tent i dont want them to be unzipping it and shit
while my lights are on pink color to
😭
lovely too hear
i have a solution
https://www.anacondastores.com/camping-hiking/power-solar/power-banks/cygnett-chargeup-outback-20000mah-outdoor-solar-power-bank/BP90191664-black this is fucking wonderful
Anaconda
Cygnett ChargeUp Outback 20,000mAh Outdoor Solar Power Bank Black
Stay connected and at full charge with the Cygnett ChargeUp Outback 20,000mAh Outdoor Solar Power Bank, the ultimate companion for any outdoor explorer.
this lasts like 4 full days of constant use
and its solar powered too
never has failed me
and is cheap if you sign up for their club
Oh mint ill get that when i have money
All my moneys been poured into my ute so
Runnin a bit low rn
real
just spent 1k getting my fuel pump replaced
lol car things
the worst feeling growing up is realising cars frequently need replacement parts and services and they dont last forever like u have to do a rebuild over 500kms
and how expensive fuel is
and tolls
Yea I'm starting to realize that hahaha
Ha yeah it sucks


Going camping was gonna get some new gear but my bcf was out of stock on the good knives and shit
Rip
Bro the battery shit it self 30 min after i sent that
Had to run to supercheap and drop 270 on a new one starts first go now atleast
Then the engine light went on for 20 minutes but went off
Luckily was just getting used to the new battery its a bigger size
Lmfao
Expensive
Ye im devastated

Lovely!
getting the itch to go back out in the wilderness again
Oh shit
forgot to mention im getting my P's next month
so camping with my ute will be soon
:D
Yooo that’ll be so good
Fire was roaring tonight
Nice
any photos?
Woops forgot i know my mates took sum ill ask em tmrw
Too busy building it to take photos haha
All good HAHAH
Building it is the best part
100%