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knock!
159 Replies
deep-jade
deep-jadeβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricotβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬
jolly-crimson
jolly-crimsonβ€’11mo ago
knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
extended-salmon
extended-salmonβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬
extended-salmon
extended-salmonβ€’11mo ago
thank
vicious-gold
vicious-goldβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬
xenial-black
xenial-blackβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬🍬
xenial-black
xenial-blackβ€’11mo ago
:happiboi:
deep-jade
deep-jadeβ€’11mo ago
Knock knock trick or treat
deep-jade
deep-jadeβ€’11mo ago
knockers
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
knock knock trick or treat
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬 🍬 🍬
national-gold
national-goldβ€’11mo ago
knock
unwilling-turquoise
unwilling-turquoiseβ€’11mo ago
trΔ±ck or treat
deep-jade
deep-jadeβ€’11mo ago
knock knock?
unwilling-turquoise
unwilling-turquoiseβ€’11mo ago
Δ± eat the door no more knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬 🍬
deep-jade
deep-jadeβ€’11mo ago
yay
catsrule the silly goof
Knock Knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬
jolly-crimson
jolly-crimsonβ€’11mo ago
Trick or treat!
extended-salmon
extended-salmonβ€’11mo ago
can i buy 100 candies on this website
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
property tax is 10 candies
catsrule the silly goof
Can you not
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
Listen here, irs, I didn’t build my property on any of your claimed land
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
it exists so OBVIOUSLY we own it
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
i didn’t start a entire country to be taxed
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
ok why are people taking this joke seriously
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
why r u taking my joke seriously
catsrule the silly goof
((because you are shoving it into people who don't want the joke))
fuzzy-lavender
fuzzy-lavenderβ€’11mo ago
chop chop, i need some candy
graceful-blue
graceful-blueβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬🍬
graceful-blue
graceful-blueβ€’11mo ago
yay
jolly-crimson
jolly-crimsonβ€’11mo ago
I want 15 candies πŸ’°
fair-rose
fair-roseβ€’11mo ago
Treat or treat give me candy or i break into your house at night
fuzzy-lavender
fuzzy-lavenderβ€’11mo ago
knock knock give me candy or you'll get the chop chop
fair-rose
fair-roseβ€’11mo ago
Knock knock Knock knock KNOCK KNOCK OPEN DA DOOR GIVE ME CANDI (not poisoned candy)
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬🍬 🍬🍬 🍬🍬 🍬🍬
fuzzy-lavender
fuzzy-lavenderβ€’11mo ago
wait you can just get infinite candy? knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
jolly-crimson
jolly-crimsonβ€’11mo ago
I want too
fuzzy-lavender
fuzzy-lavenderβ€’11mo ago
knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
nousernamefound
nousernamefoundβ€’11mo ago
shut
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
for that you shall receive none
fuzzy-lavender
fuzzy-lavenderβ€’11mo ago
so cool i got 2 candy from jayd
jolly-crimson
jolly-crimsonβ€’11mo ago
I want candy
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
kconk kconk
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬🍬
fair-rose
fair-roseβ€’11mo ago
OMG I GOT 6 CANDI THANKS A LOT (happily walks away)
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
i don't know if this will work but atleast i'll die trying
for (var i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
console.log("knock");
}
for (var i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
console.log("knock");
}
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
it's in the console so i cant see it or hear for that matter
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
hmmmm
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
No description
nousernamefound
nousernamefoundβ€’11mo ago
ctx.fillText("knock", 0, 0)
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
i cant read pngs it looks like 1 knock
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
can you read text files
nousernamefound
nousernamefoundβ€’11mo ago
yeah i knocked once on the canvas
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
nousernamefound
nousernamefoundβ€’11mo ago
epic
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
lets try this
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
file is in a format i cant read: "jayd_error_084"
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
knock * 100
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
you win ..unless
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
epic
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
-# knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
nousernamefound
nousernamefoundβ€’11mo ago
sudo give ztunedd candy -5
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
oops sorry ztuned i gotta do what sudo says yoinks 5 candy
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
okay but you will still have to give me 15 come on
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
ok 🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
anyways i will have to go
Nekβ­•nico (@ for Nyazsche)
Knock trick or treat :aooni:
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
actually i have an idea sudo give ztunedd candy 100
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
"give" is not a function!
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
what about this you have broken your own rules
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
he had the right packages
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
what packages did he install
nousernamefound
nousernamefoundβ€’11mo ago
does replying to a command run it again
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
do you want to add that package i could
nousernamefound
nousernamefoundβ€’11mo ago
nah
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
^
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
nuh uh
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
sudo help
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
you dont have root privileges 'help' is not a function!
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
and how did he get them..?
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
he was in the sudoer files
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
hmmm and why wasn't "you dont have root privileges" first pointed out when i tried to run this so liar..
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
sudoer is root privileges i am just stating what i was programmed to do as an os
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
wasn't* oops
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
because you always point out the non functions before the user it's in the kernel
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
hm cmds
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
what never have i heard that command before
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
does this os just not have a command that lists out commands i give up i blame the computer for doing this to me
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
no it's in the wiki read the manual
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
i barely have any idea how to use arch elle mayo wait so what if i just broke the door how many candies would i get
fuzzy-lavender
fuzzy-lavenderβ€’11mo ago
knock knock knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬🍬 🍬 🍬 none
fuzzy-lavender
fuzzy-lavenderβ€’11mo ago
thanks!
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
hmmm knocks 100 times
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
hmmm what about knocknock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
knock" will this produce an error knock'
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬
deep-jade
deep-jadeβ€’11mo ago
knockers
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
is knock a command too
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬
deep-jade
deep-jadeβ€’11mo ago
free candy
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
answer hmm pacman -S give
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
no you didnt say sudo
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
sudo pacman -S give
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
'ztunedd' is not a member of the sudoer file. this incident will be reported
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
for ((i = 0 ; i < 100 ; i++)); do knock done
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
hmm how about for i in {1..100} do eval "kn""ock" done
national-gold
national-goldβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬🍬
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
?
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
i dont see a knock
national-gold
national-goldβ€’11mo ago
-# only the actual "knock"s in the message count
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
national-gold
national-goldβ€’11mo ago
lol
extended-salmon
extended-salmonβ€’11mo ago
trick or trat
jolly-crimson
jolly-crimsonβ€’11mo ago
No description
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
i cant read the image
national-gold
national-goldβ€’11mo ago
-# just say "knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock" or smth
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
national-gold
national-goldβ€’11mo ago
infinite candy glitch lol
extended-salmon
extended-salmonβ€’11mo ago
-# knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
im all out gn go away
jolly-crimson
jolly-crimsonβ€’11mo ago
The knocking knocked the knocking knocker and Knock the knocker-knocker out.
fascinating-indigo
fascinating-indigoβ€’11mo ago
knocks on door :D
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 back in stock limit is 2
fascinating-indigo
fascinating-indigoβ€’11mo ago
Thank you! :D I'd like 1 more, please. :3
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬
fascinating-indigo
fascinating-indigoβ€’11mo ago
Thank you! :D :3
deep-jade
deep-jadeβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬🍬
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
no
genetic-orange
genetic-orangeβ€’11mo ago
knock knocktrick or treat
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
🍬 🍬
genetic-orange
genetic-orangeβ€’11mo ago
thxx
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
why meanie
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
you already have more than 2
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
knock knock
j
jOPβ€’11mo ago
no
like-gold
like-goldβ€’11mo ago
why
rival-black
rival-blackβ€’11mo ago
trick or treeeeeat

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