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YAY
And kelvin his camera guy. I read that on Reddit recently as someones idea and it's cute as fuck it fits so well. With his thumbs up camera guys do that as well behind the screen
I think I saw that
Jack in the steward clothing is also goddamn hilarious someone else in my server had that and it was just marvelous
oh my god he's so ugly โค๏ธ
he has allat rack
eric fought in fear
jack is under payed
Yes!! XD
Trannies of the forest
I can take them both (in a fight)
You first need to pull a number in the waiting line
Until he gets Solafite Armor and Katana
in that case we need to switch to another type of taking
there can't be that many people can there ne
be*
I recently changed kelvins clothes from the dress to the leather jacket style and he instantly did a thumbs up as I changed it i felt so bad for even having him wear that dress ๐ญ๐คฃ
:jackhoff: :Eric:
Need an update without the panties
He has such a long neck
๐ฆ
Part man part giraffe
SOBBING
how tall do you think jack is
aint one sane person
very... sexy
Size: Smoll Baby
TERRA
powerful chin enormous neck
petite legs strong jaw
too big of a neck
perfect man
OH MY GOD I FOUND THIS SCREEN AGAIN IM GONNA SOB
he is kinda canadian too
it was like 5pm and i was yelling because adele kept on chasing
kind of?
idk i love him covered in maple syrup but the mres are american
thius is one of the pics i use as main ref
maple syrup is a PAIN to draw
i think i will try playing sotf deeper thanks to daddy jack
maybe with someone even
oh my god ๐ญ
is the flashlight covered in syrup too
it's utterly terrifying
obviously
and the plank i hope
i hope the plank was chopped in ottawa and it's maple tree
other pics i used for ref
All tied up ;P
of course
DAMN
DAMN?!
DAMN.
a great view
this must be used as a reference for another art.. ๐
i think i have something similar already
he just aint human
why is he titled edward puffton
not daddy jack
shapeshifta
Witness Protection
god
DAMN
that lightning.
jack sucking on a rebreather. licking it and gasping for more oxygen
i cant remember if adele was jack or the asian multiplayer character here
playermodel*
if another day is finished with discussing daddy jack i'm moving to canada to search for the object-2 to find him
STOP
LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE!!
no
he has striped pajamas
under his uniform
he wont leave my mind im not leaving him not found and covered in.. maple syrup
it's cold out imma wear my STOP
ive posted that
don't provoke me more
offtopic of jack but this is kelvin
or i'm booking a flight in an hour
why is he so angry at me what did I do
ear bleeding radio carrier machine
he can carry a LOT of things
i wish he would punish me
definetely not me
adele was burning here
idk what cris was doing
๐
holds my face in despair
creating this thread was a great feat for humanity
backpack icon got in the way
youre the reason we have parades terra
backjack
fortunately ive made all colors of jack
blackjack
no not jack black im sorry
so lost
i wish this didnt come out blurry i was genuienly scared
daddy in a tight cave
he driving off you into the woods with some syrup
it was like
10pm i believe and i keep my room dark and he was in the corner of my screen while i ate
terra for the love of god leave some for the poor
share him a little bit
all. syrup. poured. on. daddy. jack.
OH
Reminds me of a fanfiction I read xD
no i only drew 1/5th
WHAT
NO WAY
share
No
:(
pls i need it
P A T
right now
worse
Well maybe but it's gay as fuck xD
we have all shades of jack
jack running
whatever the fuck he's able to do with his hand
terra no
i ought to draw that
OH
FUBAR - Chapter 1 - iguana8llama - Sons of the Forest (Vid...
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
YAY
oh yesssss
Yes its good but gay .. but good
jack is the daddy man
so manly
jawly, neckly
very much legly
jack in the distance
too little legs
he is building a wooden maple syrup container
jack in the background
to bathe in it
maple pool
OH MY GOD
i was trying to figure what modelwas used for the video and my friend photobombed me
god he is so beautiful
gorgeus
we had this hierarchy
jack went killing
i got the logs
and old man made dinner
the pose is powerful the book is legging
the rebreather is dispensing maple syrup
what kind of phrase is that
STOP IT
like look how he crosses his legs. That's showing leg superiority
he has SHAME
well makes sense. if immortal would want to experience all of mortal traits, shame would be the one
fair
spoilers for ending
i refuse to believe jack remained unscathed
i would drag my balls across glass for 10 km to hear him fart in his radio
purple
OKAY
OKAY.
:jackhoff:
man
they had NO reason
to make him like that
but they did
and we're glad
hes so... disproportionate
we can see him dont worry
For swimming in the maple syrup obviously :jackhoff:
QUIT IT
thirsty for daddy
"shine me some light" said god himself
in every pic i see you are thirsty for him
he makes the saliva blubber
jack gladly driving me
listen
there was a virus in my computer okay
obscure reference
Over the edge
XD
it's canon that he could be able to read these things about him
bc there are TECHNICALLY infinite universes
god is he perfect please let me have a ride with him
which MEANS
he can be canonically in the portal universe
WHICH MEANS
he can be YOURE NOT GETTING ANY RIDE WITH HIM
in the half life aswell
he is canonically the. daddy.
WHICH MEANS
THERE'S MORE UNIVERSES
We all want to ride Jack oh wait
AND THAT THE MULTIVERSE IS DOUBLE CANON
oh my god
no reason for waiting
i would now
him being my daddy is canonical huh
nothing else for now
yues
bring me more jack
more flesh
more maple syrup and purism
I FOUND IT
I FUDN OTU
the people yearn for god to listen
I GAVE YOU ALL I HAD
I REALLY DID
we must get what we desire
this was me tweaking over his hair
On their way to steal your girl
whenever im bored i hop on on roblox and make avatars becausesometimes my hand keeps tired
have you seen kelvin
Yes ๐ฅฐ
nggghhhh.... daddy..
oh my god
iwish they HASTOP IT
WE ARE UNDER CONTROL
BY THE CAMERAS
i hope he steals me
Same case with Jack?
i thought that was cave johnson oh my god
i'm only under control when daddy jack ties me
always
Terra we0re goinna get thrown out
this is literally the daddy thread, it's impossible
ah shit i had vids
theyre too FAT because jack's in them
you get a screenshot
the tunes are making my legs wobble
this is her hitting me
her as adele not jack
i mean if you want jack as a her too sure whatever i dont care
jack is the goddess
Those art station pics are the best also Kelvin ๐ญ
the way he carries his axe... so provoking
NOT WHEN HJE'S CHASING YOU
It reminds me of the Saul Goodman Image lol
the power in the jump. the sheer amount of shy
I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH OR SCREAM
daddy finishes only when he makes you scream
or laugh i guess
okay.
saving that one
don't remove the s from scream
you just did. because daddy said so.
the brian is controlled by daddy jack
the Brian
this writing makes me feel like shakespeare. because anything about daddy is perfection.
"one moment im chased by a cannibal, the other by a canadian"
-"in one moment youre gonna get chased by jack holt again"
Not Jack but baby boi ๐ฅณ๐ฅน๐ฅฐ
god id send these but there's me and my friends' voice in them
i might mute and put some kelvin mcloed
he getsz the same treatment dw
glory to canada glory to maples
god such a homeless man. the chin is not perfect, the neck is a monstrosity
Y'all be busy with Jack I'll get him xD
no man in this game is safe
jack is only busy with me
im endocrynating you
i don't speak math
or whatever that is not daddy
i thank the person who created this thread for being born
:alsoMystify:
thank the fluffy bunni
nah it's enough. all the other thanks going to jack for his... neckk.. the jaw and just his presence in the universe
seeing his hands crafting something is so sexy
no more jacvk
i deprive you
the coordination and precise is driving me crazy
also because i have no more
yes more jack
terra you need to be isolated
well i'm in but only if on the island with jack alone with some syrup
Only on a island with moose who glitch through every thing in existence
whenever i see a name with J i think of jack thank you
Jerra
YOURE NOT GETTING HIM
you are the one who suggested getting isolated. with daddy.
No without only with moose
๐ซ
the amount of jeese in holding the radio is sending anyone off to space
are you an animal fan
No
I hate moose since playing this games
Game
i'm starting to doubt it
XD
look it's ok. you get the moose and daddy jack is mine
im never taking requests QHAT
A MOOSE?
Jack holt
No I rather throw myself outside the cube then being stuck with moose
the neck makes me want to come to the island
I just take kelvin and leave ๐
oohh lord i found the first time i properly drew him
wipping
imagine him tickling you with his neck. the veiny daddy fat muscular neck.
HOW
COULD I POSSIBLY IMAGINE THAT
everything is possible with daddy
oh im never going in my screenshtos agian
yeah you better start drawin him
thats the thing
theres so much
so glad he didnt overreact โค๏ธ
finding jack would be so easy as i'm trained to sniff his blood cell in a radius of 100 feet (jack feet)
rate ,y drawing
PLEASE
EUTHINIZE YOURSELF
make the neck bigger and add some muscular veins like i did
ive never drawn jack before that drawing
draw jack feet
IM NOT DOING THAT
Not a moose
infact he'sawful but we got somewhere
yes a moose
My ptsd
you better hdide
๐ญ
im never opening my art folder again
Beautiful
oh my god
i feel sorry for the damned soul who'll play sotf with you
you should try making a foot with a golden ring and canada flag on it.
YOU DO IT
no stop i wasnt serious
OH MY GOD
canada patriot daddy jack
terra you need to be castrated
only if jack does it personally using his teeth and my balls be covered in maple syrup.
oh my god.
i should try drawing that
please don't PLEASE
you're gonna end on thin ice
ok then you
NO
I'M gonna end on thin ice
is licking tennis balls covered in maple syrup prohobited
idk if there is tennis in sotf
maple syrup really looks like caniballs bit the tennis balls honestly
and the neck is perfect i think too
KM GONNA SOB
is jack the cannibal here
no
jack is the daddy here
terra I'm worried about you
Found the perfect gif lol
What do you think he wrote in the book? lol
Fight Demons!
OH GOD
Did Kelvin burn jack
๐คฃ๐ญ
10/10
payback for bullying
Look it's ๐ฆ man
Yee
The fuck xD
That's creepy
This was from @Thesupersnooper | CEO of Sahara ;P
Nightmare fuel
Why did I never seen this animation I need it
Did endnight cancelled it?
his shirt tucked in and all
he's ready to leave
OH MY GOD
well wtleast we know he ain't human
explains everything
It shows up when you tell Kelvin to take a break
Really, he never did for me till now
Me going to tell him to take a break every 5 seconds today xD
He only does the thumbs up or nodding when I nod to him
Also yesterday I finally figured how to give him the radio but he let it fell instantly after he picked it up multiple times so I guess he didn't want it
He probably needs to be overworked for it to trigger I think maybe
luckily not
he gets a treat when he's good
after working like a human bull he gets to have 1 minute of relaxation
No the poor baby
I barely let him do anything he just chills most of the day
I only use Kelvin for getting Logs, Fishing and Repairing stuff
I think he also gets pissed when he doesn't work
I'm not sure if it's true or not because near the endgame I leave him at main base and go on about my day to finish so he doesn't get hit or killed
Yeah maintaining base is like the only thing I ask of him
And he cut a tree down yesterday in my base to fill a log holder in the forest with lots of trees around but ok. I can't be mad at the pupper
Rest of the day he's just chilling in front of any fireplace or even the fire pit where I cremate cannibals he's chilling
Living the good life ๐คฃ
and climbing furniture
And that
Being stuck in my gate or chilling on top of the planters
He just pretend he's a flower
Because he is
Exactly ๐คฃ the most beautiful flower
Fun Fact: This was the first ever screenshot I took of Sotf
That's awesome!!
It was somewhere in March of 2023
Where has the time gone? ๐ฅฒ
photosynthetic
I only recently started playing though had no console anymore ue to no time. And bought me a Rog ally recently and saw this gem of a game on some YouTube vid and knew i had to buy it. Best decision of my life xD
I mainly play sons of the forest
I wanted to play it Day One on Early Access but my friend couldnโt use his PC for reasons so I had to wait 2 weeks to play it TwT
Oh No
But the wait was worth it, I had fun on my first time play through
early access was scary
people theorized Kelvin cutting down trees because he's worried we're gonna also fall
Part of me wishes I played it for the first time when it fully released but I would be impatient lol
Well I had a pc as a kid later a ps3 PS4 but having kids and no time to sit on front of a screen i sold everything. I started to miss it though and my kids are a bit older now so a bit more Freetime and a handheld is a dream to just snap it and sit in my chair and play a round
People theorized Kelvin was the villain lol
hell yeah
OH YEAH
What ๐คฃ
he's looking for his brothers Fahrenheit and Celsius
Lmao
there was this theory he's Virginia's brother or something
just didn't know she'd still be alive
Yeah that lol
It would be great to have a dlc about kelvin some more I would be all over that
I'm all over kelvin
Where he didn't had a brain injury and maybe just some weird shit
you're gonna MUTILATE HIM
people were so hard to please
"noooo! Kelvin cuts down treehouses!!!*
gets a horrid
hot fix**
"noooo! look how they massacred my boy!!"
do you WANT him to cut the treehouse or not ๐ญ
I think the video got deleted XD
we need a breaking bad dlc
where instead of finding the golden cube we make golden meth
Just like that book with his face on it that would be a great thing to build in a dlc but the name doesn't fit even if his name is Robby/ Robert and the book is Rodney
I'm sure jianyu would be a client
It's called El Camino
I think that was BC he was a placeholder
It still would be neat though
he was also a theorized scientist
before the whole fixed
Thank god I downloaded it Lmao
YAY
Well jack is officialy press so they are both not soldiers I guess
I never understood the difference between press and journalist
Just like that one guy wrote kelvin could be the camera guy
like I understand the concept
but I don't understand properly
give that man a camera ๐
Well it's kind of the same
imagine having a recording feature
YES
I very badly want that
because every journal is like
To give him a camera
pressed
in some way
it's copied obv
was journalism born before Martin's stamp??
Luther's*
same person
It would just be nice to have some background information what they did before this mission as an example
Doesn't need to be hours long just a few seconds even xD
Just like as many people sees kelvin as that he's dumb but obviously he wasn't before the crash it would be a nice touch to go into that
I can kill people who say bad shit about him
โHe was jamming to music at the beginning so he must be dumbโ
I jam to my music I must be dumb too
Same everyone who jams to music is dumb :jackhoff:
I can't with that scene as the chopper is in the water and kelvin is underneath it trying to push it it breaks my heart every time
I wish I could help him there I'm always like noooo
He couldโve swam around the helicopter ๐ฅฒ
It probably was sinking so as an reflexion one tries to go up
I understand both ways though he could have swam around it but also the panic reflexion
Just as someone who drowns and you try to save them the other will drown mostly too because they literally drown each other it's the same thing
Panic mode is real
One just does weird shit when one is panicking
๐ฅฒ
The poor pupper
Real Sadge :Mystify:
about me
maybe about eating cannibals too. daddy jack is constantly hungry
kelvin is definetely the villain. but daddy jack can fight anything.
Interesting
Going to play on multiplayer server again right now
Cool
Ye going to look what I'm building now I want a garage for my carts xD
Umm
It's standing on top of one of my torch
Logic
What's this majestic lightning
:Jianyu: haircut lighting
Lmao it's a growing lamp for my plants
OH THATS A SCREEN
I THOGUHT IT QAS THE GAME ITSELF
it's reflecting on my screen
I was about to question what Shaders you were using
Garage completed
oooo hell yeah
Just glitched inside a Golfcart inside the garage and was stuck forever but got out eventually xD
ask Kelvin
Kelvin was walking in the wall the entire time
I just let him xD
make jackhouse
Um help
They are stuck in each other
New kind of mobile now
I'm javk
At least as a character
And he can't get the carts out of each other
you are jet i need daddy jack
XD
I'm cooking up jack drawings
he wont be able to get us out of him at this rate
family car
Lmao
actually since you're jack
do something for me go on and pick up that stick
don't crouch just curve yourself down to get ot
jaaack.. daddy boy
I thought he was a Man not a boy
WHAY
he is the man, he is the boy, he is the guy, he is the daddy.
jack covered in syrup is the only man i accept
do i look like daddy jack??? (im spoilered)
Are you Jack? :kelvynoway:
hehe.. *nervous* very bold of you to assume that, appreciate that *blushes*
Bend over.
Right now
we are the jacklings! feed us!
took 15 minutes off my life
i wonder if it's salty or sweet
WHAT
WHAT
๐ณ
can assure it's realted to daddy jack thread blushes
you're gonna drag us all to hell terra
go kill a fancy butterfly
right there
only if i see my daddy there
i think hell doesn't have the concept of clothes too
please for the love of god get out of him you're gonna rip him in hal WUIT IT
WIDEWAWY
I just got given the most
toe curling idea of a drawing.
i sure hope he is wide and wavy
worse
are you gonna make daddy jack curl his toes inside his feet
NO
TERRA PLEASE
are you going to do this for so long that his nails will grow inside his feet and stretch out further and work like height enhancer
oh my god.
you have fingers to draw
and spectacular skills
actually don't do it
I'm scared of you profoundly
I have.. nervous different skills
your existence is nothing but a factor of terror and horror in this community
STOP
we are the jacklings! feed us!
Before his name was revealed in 1.0, I called him Mark lol
me and other guys ๐ญ called him Leonardo
WHO DONE BRUSHED HIS BAIR OUT
HAIR
OH MY GOD IM GONNA FRY
CRY
OH MY GOD.
are you gonna get fried by daddy
i hope so
no I'm fried by FLOURIDE
HA
i shall depict that
fried by flouride home
joke*
NO PLEASE
N E C K
god..m
C H I N
gulps he's gorgeus
daddy
i would like seeing him frying that guy
draw daddy jack covered in maple syrup frying a cannibal above a campfire on a thing like pigs are roasted
STOP IT
SLIP N SLIDE
19s yaoi jack wheres his Kelvin
hi Adele hello
my only sanity
jack daddy
yes, Terra.
I agree, terra
ADELE
YOU WRE SUPPOSED TO SIDE WITH ME
why
Terra's scary
he's doing something
she
idk
they're doing something
go my terra
Oh my GOD
daddy jack harvesting food
OH MY TUCKING GOD
this is even game canon. daddy. jack.
YOURE NOT GONNA BE REPENTED
food
he is so slay ๐
I'm so pissed it can be canon
holding that pitiful cannibal above the fire
for the love of god he looks like a pre 2020 furby
apex predator
the smell that comes from roasting blood. mmmm.
smells like ascending spirit
lord please.
bood
he must have cooked it in maple syrup.
STOP
SROPNSTOP ETOP ETOP
daddy jack eats everything with it only.
Zget OHT OD MT HESD
STOPAHAHAHA
GET OUT
that would go hard while drinking some maple flavoured energy drink
the fog is coming
And maple flavored cereal
NO
THE SYRUP IS COMING
STOOOP STOP
jacklings must latch on bloody roasted flesh
You know who else is coming.
daddy jack is ๐๐ฉ
please
HAGAHAHAHA
Yes terra that is correct
I'm regretting drawing jack covered in maple syrup
inside who is the real question
nize it
QUIT
you should regret not drawing 582 spin offs of the drawing
you're gonna make me draw him furrified
hail jack
The other drawings,valerio
is that what you wish for terra
.. listen
listen I've been
a good man
I've been GOOD.
okay arthur.
my DRAWINGS
DONT DEFY ME
don't make me
only if he wears fur of dead animals killed by his sexy hands
get the one from THAT site.
ccclose enough
STOP
NO
he's a furry
SHH
fingers.
NO.
NO I HAVENT DONE THAT
I HAVE NOT DONE THAT
well daddy still can pull the trigger on that shotgun
"Go distract fingers,kelvin"
STOP!!!!!
no but think about it
nghhhh
Harrier jack
terra I've never hated gay people before
HAIRY JACK
Don't lie.
nevermind I can agree with that
YOURE ONE
hairy neck jack
THINK ABOUT IT. EVEN HARRIER JACK
IF HES A FURRY
and with ears!
so no pulling the trigger
castrate them.
I got that dog in me
how do you think daddy fetches food for jacklings to feed on
look over the jacklings for me
Breastfeeding
animals must be sacrificed
๐ฉ๐ฉ
we're gonna get thrown out of here I'm counting my seconds
yeah no I don't think he can
thank you og poster of this pic I forgot if it was jet or bunni
imagine them nips leaking and jacklings on them all at once ๐ฉ๐ฉ
STOP
STOP.
oh MY GOD
new idea, valerio.
NO
well it's either this or hunting with a shotgun
I'm not showing terra mutant jack
OKAY WELL DRAW THE FUCKING OMNISHIP
STOP
ETOPPOAJHSHSJS
the multiverse
terra would lose it
does he have gulps two
.
He does.
NO
he's a Naga.
ADELE WE CANT SAU THT HERE
the mythical creature not the slur
JN GENERAL
TALKING ABORU THIS
creation of this thread marked a new epoch in humanity
We will be learnt sbout
I'm worried if we're walking on eggshells or if the moders are chilling I'm shitting MYSELF
do you think daddys nipples are flat or erect
oh my god
erect
STOP
must be really hard ๐ฉ
heh...that's what he said (jack)
kelvin said that to jack
Yes.
sighs
the food aint free for kelvin
Are you making me draw a jack x kelvin
or just daddy with erect nipples
He already did.
both
NO ID IDNT
STPP SPREADING MISINFORMATION
Valerio.
don't believe her
jack breastfeeding kelvin
okay I got prrof
she's spitting lies
I GOT PROOF
NO.
JOT HERE
Valerio.
Not here.
Valerio
Valerio
Valerio.
NO IM.NOT DOING THAT
STOP
I'm bringing the whip out
im going to expand my gallery of arts ๐ฉ
I had a good joke
NO
say it
ohh yess
:jackhoff:
I CANT HERE
I can NOT
this is jack hoff not jack holt duh
Jack Hoff without the h
Adele whip out the screens
OF THE GAME NOT MY DRAWINGS
awh man.
there's no drawings
daddy jack never jacks hoff. kelvin is constantly nearby to deliver.
I dont have imagine perms
I'm afraid of whoever will play with OH MY GOD
PLEASE
what the fuck is happening here
HAGAHAHAHA
hello, spidy
this is
uhm
Spidey
this is
spiders.
do you love jack
before we continue, signalis reference spotted
I'm sweating cold
YAY
ADELE GET THEM
how dare thou not address him properly
PH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
SIGNALIS OH MY GDOAHSYAIQBS
๐
peak
ok. do you love daddy jack
back to whatever is happening here
oh I forgot
i gotchu
awh man
YAY
embed fail
Woe upon ye.
someone's the biggest jack holt fan
its not me
:Jianyu:
not under jack's protection
(terra)
JIANYU
I'm genuinely worried what our limits are I don't know how to react
everyone in this server plays the game solely to see daddy jack
pm why i came in here lol
his hands in singleplayer at least
no I'm more for Kelvin
alright that's more of a comfort atleast
kelvin is deaf
you guys are allowed to be gay as hell just reminder that there are minors here so please do not get out of hand
cant even ask him for maple syrup
its happened too many times ๐ญ
wdym "getting out of hand"
Jack isn't a minor
wait what type of things
like how far
I gotta know because I don't want to overstep it
I think
I won't send like
do not get graphic pm
naked people here
they mean like making unappropriate jokes to minors and stuff
ouuh
are my previous drawings ok though
obviously that too
i havent seen them
scroll up
as long as its not yknow what its probably ok
are abs ok
maybe covered in maple syrup in future
okay that drops a weight off my bad so much
the pants are staying
promise
back* not bad
the promise...
promise.
remember our promise
they stay only here tbh
that's fine i guess though
Perhaps this is hell
I have only posted 2
one's very old but I haven't gotten back lash so I'm not sure how much I can do
I spoiler and warn but I can take them down if like
you know
god do i love canada
I'm worried about that ST
like antennas to heaven!
okay, Valerio
thy end is now
are they sexy at least ๐
prepare thyself
STOP
idk one of them jack is woke
I drew that to get some gender Euphoria at the time and because I was bored
my god so much stuff happened in here ๐ญ
nothing bad tho
but the newest I'm not too sure if I properly
okay okay glad
Maple syrup
tysm spidy
Indeed
rate my daddy art syrup
I couldn't get that cleared out
UP
up and down
Everything reminds me of jack.
i hope we will get an update with jack without the shirt
:Cat: no
yes
terra please never go multiplayer
hell daddy yeah.
do it
terra
for daddy jack's sake
let them eat cake.
he is a father of 5 man
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
GET ME OUT OF HERE
@possiblyvalerio i did dm u btw (kinda important)
cat food for each
jack consumes so much syrup that his farts smell like 99.9% maple trees extract
toe curling experience
jacklings must feed on flesh
cannibal
:GuhHead:
the hair was a pain in the ass to color
I had 3 pixels
exactly how I feel
GUESS WHO HAS A PAIN AFTER MEETING JACK
TERRA
where is it located.
ahem
Did you get morning sickness
the exact spot previously located
god i love that man
he is perfect flesh and blood sculpture
Yes,terea
jerra
jerma
cheese
he's all yours nobody's gonna steal
Kelvin
And canonically Virginia I guess
๐
Eliminate competition, terra
I
fair
LEAVE KELVIN ALONE NO
i have already left kelvin lying alone needing medical help
with a grenade under him
virginia was impaled by my spear already
only one left
the only man sent by Puffton specifically as a reserve
and you're scaring him away
note this all can happen in a game
very canon very beautiful
@i am literally elster signalis now that ur lvl 5 u have embed and image perms btw (just follow da rules and be appropriate ๐)
yayyy danke
i attract him ๐จ
I will I'm not gonna send weird shit
you're attractive to him as attractive as gold is to a metal
MAGNET
IH MY GOS
your grammar is very legly
๐ญ๐ญ
why he ain movin
why is it spoiled
it's jack
He's too handsome
because jack gonna make you spoiled RIGHT. NOW.
OH
wrong file
whatever
there's nothing under the spoiler just jack
okay.
daddy jack is the king.
his feet smell like teen spirit. his neck has a scent of roasted maple syrup
for the dear love of the golden cube
he's COMING undone
heh...heh
constantly jackin it
Crackship heh..
falke X kelvin Is oeak shut up
jack jack.
gmod is always eight
adlr is gonna get Kelvin don't say it out loud
jmod. jack mod.
๐ญ
jack mod
gack
jarry mod
Yes,terra that's right
terra what compels you to
@Terra for the love of fucking god
say that in front of
yyeah
isn't it legal
the smell is compelling
what part of do not get graphic did i not say
i thought graphic was like drawing crazy shit
messages count ๐ญ
but it's funny to roleplay using jack lol
jack is so complex god. no one knows his limits
blushes
seriously just do not get weird. that will be a ban youre probably not going to get to appeal if its way too out of hand
thats all ๐
:( daddy jack
this is the absolute downfall of humanity
good times don't last long
this server just isnt the place for it (again, minors are present)
why are minors even presented if forest is 18+ ๐
kinda illogical tbh.
they can't really control who joins the server and who doesn't
its not 18+
idk most people were exposed at re2 at 6 and there's also 17 yo I'm guessing
thatd be why
yeah but it's still not for minors i bet
18+ is reserved for yknowwhat material
aren't there questionable women in the forest tho
that too
it's counted as R rated but I don't think they ever specified age
thus it's a horror game
well the forest mostly
oh oopa
oops
I think they'd rather scream than look at you know where
Jack's another question
neither games and how they depict nudity are meant for that
hope minors will get to know daddy jack in all his greatness when they grow up ๐๐
this was great while it lasted
now jack fantasies are forever sealed in my head
i guess
we can do so i think it's just that
good game
we gotta moderate
certian things
it's kinda hard tho
if you guys must just take it somewhere else. just not here, on this server. we arent in charge of what happens anywhere else so long as it doesnt cause problems here
ye jack jack jack
cristal
cristal chased me down
you hit me with a guitar as jack holt
AND chased me
cristal just chased me
difference is cristal is way more persuasive.
dude
the manhunt we had on you
10 to 15 mins of pure fear
๐ญ
near the ending
manhunt?
HUH
WHAT
when I was trying to kill you
WE DIDNT REACH THAT
together atleast
I WAS TRYING TO SHOOT YOU NEAR THE FINAL BUNKER
OHHHHGAGDGH
wasnt it a manhunt for you
because i told cris you were PERPETRATING ME
still cant get over this
STOP
i miss multiplayer sotf
im scared of other people
Ihehehe
We never finished it
two week sotf ohase
im onto portal now
for now.
peak
it usually comes in summer
spidy's fire
cultured even
i still need to 100% portal 2
OOUU
i gotta do that
i think sotf and portal are the closest ive ever gotten w achievements
idont pay much attention
i was shocked by how hard the challenges for the first game were ๐ญ
they were kinda brutal
i had to use quick saves to retain my sanity
the game itself is nice and easy enough but damn.
DAMN.
fr
atleast in p2 iget to shake potatos
almost all the singleplayer achievements in 2 have been pretty tame, the co-op ones seem like theyll be more of a challenge since it requires a team effort to pull some crazier stuff off
but man i was so unprepared for how much it was gonna take to get the first game's done
im scared
Jack didn't jump over the candle stick :Mystify:
he's a little stupid!
and too hot for his own good
i like camera shy achievement
him too โค๏ธ
i couldnt play chap8 because wheatley kept
on BOLTING in my ears
OH
wait*
my only complaint with that one is you have to do it in a single playthrough and it can completely reset (i cant remember if its just when you start a new save or if you load an older save at all that itll fully reset)
regardless i had to play it all again and i was thankful for the game being so short at that moment lol
there's multiplayer in p1??
no i meant doing the camera shy achievement
for knocking down every camera in the game
you have to do that all on one save/playthrough
OH
oh god
oh no
i missed the most non-hidden one too in the early chambers ๐ญ
i literally got to the finale when i finally accepted i definitely missed one
NAHHH
if that game wasnt a 40-50 minute playthrough i wouldve felt so different about it lmao
i remember a specific part made me so angry
not even the achievements
because it ended up being so easy
i got angry at myself
that one moving bridges where it's like
god idont remember the number
the uhh
man i played so much portal as a child that id think id have them all memorized by their number lol
i think its 14 or 15
the one where you have to catch the bridges moving over that narrow hallway with the toxic floor?
yeaah
i kept like
somehow glitching and slidin
g
i hope breaking wheatley's monitors in pt2 doesnt also count as all in one playthrough
pt2 related
i know what you mean ๐ญ
that and the one for checking all the locked doors in old aperture are the only singleplayer ones i missed i think
lord
i hope that it wouldn't have to be in one playthrough but it probably is lmao
my first playthrough lasted 8 hours
i completed cof faster than that
i mean thankfully you dont have to playthrough the whole game for both
just those specific chapters
but mess up and thatll prov be hell lol
lunar sediment
is the worst gel ive ever met
yes its useful
but dear GOD
i keep FORGETTING
lol
set up for an iconic segment tho ๐
very cool, useful, i love hearing cave johnson scream to me about lemons but for the first times i couldnt
sad ive only ever seen its gameplay and memes and audios and only as of recent got to fully play it
i never knew how big of a piece of cake valve was to my life
felt
portal and half life 2 made up a huge part of my childhood
i remember not realizing you were supposed to escape the fire pit in portal and thought that was the legit end to the game lmfao
real enough
a bit off topic but still p2 related
i love the scene where glados wakes up
the rumbling, groaning noise of metal
just sentient robots in general
weird robots
no need for a humanoid body
massive clumps of metal and computer that are mashed together
real
they slayed with that cutscene
also kinda forgot this was a thread abt jack lmao mb
i mean
anything in sotf can be canon
"we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret" was what sold me on knowing replaying portal 2 after years was a great decision
and portal 2 has multiverses
soooo jack is canon
YEAAH
jack holt in protal !!
willy nilly
new art idea
i enjoy glados's character
she's been a villain to us but you see how she still teams up fairly
then there's allied mastercomputer
and fallout's computer i forgot it's name
mr house?
possible
im not too informed
am has pure misanthropy
glados iimmm not too sure im trying to understand the story
she has moderation
i think i need to study portal lore more lol
if i can study the forest and sons of the forest's correlation
i cand o portal
This is funny lol
jack holt holds love
jack holt holds life
jack holt upon ye
day 2 no Daddy jack
going insane
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
so could YOU
TELL ME HOW YOU'RE SLEEPING EASY?!!?!1
I sleep fine :Mystify:
IH GOD
I should draw a jack in the box
I wish there was a jack model on phamsophobia
I sleep shit :Mystify:
ye moderation repressions are crazy. truly the downest moment of existence
not crazy they're right can't say much against mods and rules
we can continue we just gotta tone down the gays in us
also I believe daddy jack and jack Holt are different people
daddy jack
that's all of safe content for today folks
i wish they had a jack model for gmod too
Kelvin gets to have one why can't jack
maybe i will make one. i will find you using it too.
HUH
Why not everyone?
jianyu model when
I'm scared of what gmod modellers can do to Virginia that's why
nah
we are not getting anything sadly
i wish we had everything ranging from eric and daddy jack to virginia in gmod
is igniting a pigeon valid
very much so
guess I gotta learn code theb
not really
i'm pretty sure i can do it with the power of internet guides but we need 3d models
you can't just recreate daddy jack's greatness from zero
you can use asset ripper to get the models
will use that thanks
if asset ripper is actually so good it could probably get files of golf cart. would be a great addon too
as well as the radio
I want gold carts to have the same physics they do in sotf
which are basically the same in hl2
it should be able to get pm everything in the game
what
you could roll off a mountain and remain untouched
imagine that
do golf carts have special physics
jack can't remain untouched but that's another thing
my daddy is touched every moment of existence
they don't have physics
my favorite method of transport is driving my friends off the cliff
launch yourself off a cliff while riding a knight v >>>
and you don't fall or nothing no
Jack's ass remains clenched to the seat like he's about to do some PowerPoint
I gotta try that
but I ate shit just by tripping on a small rock
sotf map recreation would go hard in gmod. too bad it would be like a few GB
classic knight v experience
only a few!
infront of the muzz ๐ (mutant huzz)
eat shit to a 5 degree slope, sail across an entire lake by timing a jump right
i would prefer to spend those on jack pics
oh my god
had to look up what that is
WHAT
jick pics
I'm printing your message
thank you
you are my sunshine
in this world of everyone not knowing jack
we are the jacklings! feed us!
can you mail me the pic or at least give the docx for recreating
cat food reaction...
huh what whst
oh so you eat cat food
OH MY GOD
no I eat canned beef jelly close enough tho
I like meat jelly
jack is a canonical canned cat food enjoyer
why can he just eat that in one bite
best food in the game
what god had foresaken him
he's jack holt that's why
roasted leg chads
anything is canon in sons of the forest!
why does he just gladly accept human/cannibal meat what's wrong with him
it really is tee hee ๐๐
just built different fr
daddy must survive
daddy must fight the demons
top surgery dropped
new method
get rid of your torso altogether
he shipped his perfect abs and torso to my laboratory for recreational activities
why are his shoulders so
downwards
where did his collarbone go
good luck finding my waist โค๏ธ
jacklings are fed
we should make a food market of jacklings
like chicks are for nuggets
jack nuggets
served with maple syrup
made from jacklings
maple jack
i love how it is canon
JACK DANIELS
we got applejack and we have maplejack
oh now he's an alcoholic too GREAT
WE GOT MAPLE SYRUP BOOZE
very canon very legly
terra gonbsck to killing butterflies
Jonbsck
okay okay hear me just slightly out
jack must've been BOUND to grow his hair out
daddy is hearing you~
counting he must've been 50 days if we consider the achievement
.
let me depict that
I'm printing that too
so he must've had long hair
NO PLEASE
TETRA
TERRABYTE PLEASE
emojack
oh my god where did he got his dreads done at
at me
regular costumer
my favorite otp
i would make them better at my personal computer station
LUMBERJACK
NOW WE GOT A CANON FOR HIS AXE POSSESSION
well now i understand why he can cutdown an entire forest.
jack holds immense powers
such a sigma daddy
honestly I could see him taking part time into lumber jacking
sons of deforestation
what did you just say
part time into jackin
terra no terra
terra โน๏ธ
no terra.
i'm not drawing it
i already did and it's only mine ok
terra...
identical
now draw jack from an angle
jangle
jangle bells
jackle bells
tackle jalls
jacksticles
i'm sobbing i have made myself sobbing
i should redraw jack in the STOP IT flight attendant
daddy jack is here to dry them don't worry
i hope he will lick my eyes dry
or use jacksticles for that i guess
WHAT
jangle
the hair will absorb the tears
fantastic
jacktastic
i bring gifts
i didn't want to draw too much but jack Holt took over my mind to use my 2.4 volts of energy to draw these
and this specifically for terra
did you like my jacklentines art
nackalentine
jackakleint
jackkkkkkkkk
Flying Guitar playing Jack Holt Green Screen
WHY IS HE DOIING THAT
For the funni
I think I know what song it is too
actually how IS he doing that
not why HOW
why is there no music
and why is he jacking the guitar
brainwaves
You gotta add it ;P
let me do something
are you jealous
kinda
By the power of Funni
my very bad montaging skills are doing something
terra...
you will like it
๐
god are his vocals perfect
the tone
the result is ready
WHAT
WHAT
OH NVM
daddy jack playing his favourite music
forgot they animated the intro
I was hearing noises ๐ญ
good thing i'm in my totally professional headphones
probably daddy's presence
this is perfect
daddy jack fighting with the borbs for meat
should i execute kelvin
HE IS WAVING HIS HEAD SIDE TO SIDE
does he know my intents
why is virginia so scared
we should have a scary thread
Idk
why is it a band on a sonic background
Because Sonic is awesome :jackhoff:
god jack is so gorgusegeiseus
this stance while playing the guitar is very adamant
N0
please
NO|!
give him to me
are you going to agressivelly jack kelvin
.... yknow when you have dolls
and you smash them against eachother
im gonna do that with kelvin
and jack hoff
noooo
oh actually ok
jack hoff deserves that
but daddy jack holt doesn't
fine
daddy holt
daddy jack
jack jack jack jack
you're getting daddy holt x Kelvin AND YOURE GONNA LIKE IT.
i'm not kelvining kelvin
do not
ples
daddy jack playing the guitar day 2
very beautiful
'hide from enemies in the bushes' nah the enemies hiding from me bro
if I ever am drunk enough to play with you I am going to bully you
like so hard
too BAD
bully kelvin
YOU ALREADY DONE YOUR MISTAKES
im shooting him
I hope you get deprived of jack's loads
woop hea woop heh hea
what has he done to you โน๏ธ
exist
he is too bad to naviagte at the forest
virginia really brought me aloe vera huh
he's STUPID of course he won't know anything
I want you to be brain damaged, working for someone who's shirtless all the time and forcing you to fish
yes stupid ass homeless man
just dont fall on your head
kelvin just a K on the map tbh]
I got to bring a log on me all day today and get bullied by my friends
BE NICE TO HIM and he'll give you a trinket, a kiss maybe, a treat
he aint giving me no nothing
because youre hitting him
that scaredy woman gave me a aloe and he is just sitting nowhere
WHERE ARE MY LOOTS
YOURE GONNA GIVE GIM STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
sexy
you're getting a singular log on a tiled floo
floor
get yo strength up
hell yes
I'm biting at my phone my ear itches bad and I can't itch it what have you done
HUH
what am I looking at
daddy jack can bite your ear
bkl
bikl
is that Hungarian
no nvm russian
daddy jack woke up at 1 am because of you
Oh my god ๐ญ
why did snow rise so rapidly
it came
lawd
HA
i came
do not come to my town
kelvin stole 1 dried meat
and you say he is ok
good
he's hungry
you feed him sand
i think snow is lore accurate just daddy jack getting too excited
a thief
wtf
might be something around you
good skin pouches
or he's suffering some trauma episode
what was that roar
nah im moving out of here in morning
this little shit ran away
lmaoo
finishing him
they kinda sound like in agony but i mean they attacked me lmaoo
broke boys don't got pouches ๐ข
do i take virginia on my bromobile
accidentally ate a foot
hell yes a golf club
cannibals don't deserve love
Kelvin does shit for you if you ask him to
they just kill you
should i make a goonhouse
yo what
it dropped a knight v i guess?
or i just found it idk
WHAT
i found a knight v
love it
SOBBINT
Neck is not long enough
thanks for the idea
done
looks good enough
for daddy jack
yes
soak your pillow with tears
daddy likes it
LORD
OH MY GOD
is this great
....yyyyes sweetie it's amazing
good.
go to sleep now please
no
i'm sleepless ๐
please
you're getting daddy jack X kelvin if you don't stop
who the heck is this grandpapa
OPA
oh my god
homeless kelvin
i should install photoshop and enhance my editing skills
using paint is lame
please do not
late
wait
i have an idea
kelvin
bald ass kelvin
jack hoffs
you're genuinely scary
yes
i'm the ultimate human content creation amalgamation
too bad you're gonna get transferred in a computer
everything great is scary i'd say
daddy jack is scary to cannibals i can bet
i'm going to transfer daddy jack into your room. locked.
it will be 1453,15 K (Kelvins) of temperature in the room
specifically
EHY IS UT RISING
PICK ONE
STOPP
daddy jack is kinda hot
he is going to make the room boil
as well as you probably
hes gonna collapse upon his own density
ok enough i think
or daddy will collapse the universe
OH MY GOD
it would send you straight into the multiverse if eric was in the room
send me STRAIGHT?
that is homophobic. no way you just did that.
no way.
curvy ๐
it is.
I'm blocking you on PuffCo.org
YEAH
How about THAT
i still have saharamail.com
okay Jianyu whatever you say
wonder how much can it bend
no further context
jianyu x kelvin
... yknow what
hell yeah
my spine
it's going backwards
snapped
if you think about it
by daddy's jack schlong weight
Jack was selected PERSONALLY
by Edward
and obviously they can't send him alone
even if he would be able to
and he was able to
which means Kelvin and Fisheye were still around his level because usually soldier batteries for certain missions get sent with the same level
counting jack was mostly a journalist mercenary
so roles are a bit different than generic army
so team a had jack , fisheye and Kelvin
jack being selectively picked
team b was the other chopper
which means even if jack could've done shit quicker with the help of teams he managed to do to alone
stupid creature
but doesn't change the fact Kelvin was trained at his same level
HE LOOKS DUMB
he can't even cut trees in 50m of his radius
just mere 20
while daddy jack is capable of destroying the entire site
but still takes quite a time to do alone
kelvin would never do it ๐ฏ
dude Kelvin used to bring 1 log at a time
yeah see
yknow how SHIT it was
he's gotten better
kelvin is an underdog
although I wouldn't leave him to wood chopping
unless GATHERING wood before building
I let him fish
this man will escape 100 km from a single demon he sees but can't cut trees in 21m radius
hunting sucks
cat food ain't always everywhere
and I suck at fishing
cat food is great
kelvin is not
that's fair
daddy jack is the greatest
accidentally died after putting follow command on him
and he managed to go from a side of the island to the other which is where I got captured
but gets downed when I'm in a 5 millimeter radius
most of the time after the first days i let him gather me sticks because my eyesight is ass
kelvin is a mommy boy
just crouch or cut smol tre
new head canon dropped
I need to use Kelvin
draw kelvin getting aggressively breastfed by virginia
with her third tit
that doesn't involve USING him
WHAT
canon canon
hope you went drawing that
TERRA
i'm all ears
you're not getting anything
matter of fact you're getting the woke of the forest now
we're making everyone woke
everyone's trans
we're putting chemicals in the waters to turn the frogs gay
SOBBING
woah woah.
stop baby
too late.
they're gonna remain what they are
just loose or gain a few pieces
happens to everyone
yeahh jack gains two scars but who cares right
well too bad you're getting it anyway.
are you making
srog fex
NO
well not woke of the worest
daddy wack is just dominant
woke of the wokest
a bit
too bad you're getting ftm daddy wack
change c to n
STOP IT YOU BRITISH
too late
mafaka
QUIT
muahahahha
you asked for it
i deliver
british terra:
it's raining โ
in london
haha I made you do a portal 2 reference
THERE IS A HAIRY JACK IN PORTAL 2??
NO
god should've played it years prior
British fuck in portal 2
you're getting a WOKE jack
and NOT ONLY.
british fuck ๐ค
You're getting him furrified.
is jack doing the british fuck
I don't care anymore you made me do this
close enough
SOBBING
yess
jack might be stronger but Kelvin has that chest to him
cry your eyes out for daddy
oh my God
kelving ot beer breasts
funny incident while researching
yes kelvin is indeed gross
that's fine I'll gladly take him
yknow what new hc
still doesn't change the fact he was sent with jack therefore WAS on his same level
so apparently
kelvin is canon atomic bomb
and a fat beery man that is tightly squeezed in his tactical suit
nah jack major diff
i strive for any type of men dude
would you like that type of kelvin to crush you with his stenchy cheeks
i would give more detailed desc but i'm afraid that's illegal
any kinda a curse
youre right
all
oh my god
no his pecs are enough
like
imagine him doing that
your skull crushed into meat
hell yeah
and he lets out the most devious, steamy, watery fart
okay nbevermind
yes mind
alwaysmind
QUIT IT
it would have the same effect as acid vapours destroying your skin cells
๐ญ
then he would make you into some fish sticks marinate cook on a campfire and eat
and eat you with hot salsa and tabasco so the shit (you) he makes is unforgettable
the story would continue with him becoming more fat and previously you just travelling along the sewers
and searching for more prey probably
fatass kelvin the woke killer
our saviour
i thank my brain for learning english for THIS
youre going on my note terra
whatever sewer traveller
kelvin intestines traverser
toilet flush victim
deep fried fish sticks with tabasco
are you projecting some trauma you had
why is it so descriptive
i'm projecting your life story ๐
woke wife wtory
the greatest game to ever exist
now i wonder how much kelvin weighs
how much do you weigh
around 59 kilograms
56?? i dont remember
terra
the greatest man to create canons
i wonder if it's legal to research how much calories is a human
i
depends=?_?=
you are about 115.000 calories
let's see how much this man needs
you would be a great food supply for 33.784 days if properly cooked, stored and washed down with more beer
this man consumes 3404 calories a day
wouldn't call that canon but the calculator could be wrong
i wonder how much would you supply daddy jack with meat
according to the calculator daddy jack could feed on meat of a chicken roughly with the same weight as you for 29.98 days (daddy needs proteins)
totally legal
it's over
how does that feel
food supply
jover
weird! to say the least
it must be great when it comes to being protein for daddy jack
you must be tasty if soaked in some energy drink
too salty
i wouldnt taste good
biologically speaking
a perfect, tender human meat would be someone who never smoked
6 months after drinking
and like around 20 to 40 years old in matters of age though id ont think it matters much
also hasnt taken medicine inabout 6 months
and i think winston has made my meat smokey
HA
get it
OPA
good enough for kelvin / protein rich enough for daddy jack
he's gonna get tobacco infections
bullying
daddy jack can heal himself using aloe
kelvin will just eat the infections
fatty
well i guess jack can just burn you for some bone armor
make the nipples erect
for canon
frfr
my bones are frail i have a small deficency
you're getting grinded into cat food and put into cans
you like tight rooms i hope
my meat would still taste bad
good enough for armsy
or just feed him you alive
for armsy indeed
i doubt it has taste buds
yeah
say that again
well if it's that bad you can just taste daddy's jack meat
good alternative for being food source
i wonder if kelvin farts loud but without smell, smelly quiet or just a whistling awful tasting abomination
terra can we chexk your hard drive
no
i have multiple but i doubt that you can check one
1.3 tb of jack pics
the evil is coming ๐
NO
janiel
jhiskey
daniel jack's
dack janiel's
dack
the dack i was talking of
OH MY GOD
i will draw that
low taper jade
I'm here
WHAT
wasn't sotf almost genuinely cancelled or did I have a fever dream
don't worry pookie smooches on forehead it was just a dream
daddy jack is here don't worry
โน๏ธ
if i knew about daddy jack then it would probably be cancelled..
oh my god
I FOUND IT
I FINSLLH FIND KF
I'm a Little late but that's fine
very legly
very trendy
I wished I sent it long time ago but I wasn't in the server at the time
lol jack
...wojack?
no way
yes way
i will make it way
norway
after playing dl i guess
very bad
i will make norway jack
NO
maybe bojack
the horse jack
there is no way
not one
two jacks
have you ever thought of a mutant jack
i have thought of jack cena after making this videk
armsy or virginia jack
or the worm
I mixed him
Coach still got spine damn
do you really want to see jack with a kitty and large hands
l4d2 coach?
what
Id recognise that player model everywhere
player
npc
model
skin model
put it down
it's dying light though
close enough
still coach's model
there are no black men main characters here
probably a mod then I have never played dying light
yes you haven't
:(
i have though
it shows
destroyed zombie face in jump with pookie
veery shows
hell yeah
john cena
jack cena
jack cena
jack in the box..
Get him the fuck out
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
jacknation
go back to your lesbian bioresonance, queer
portal.
fair enough.
Wheatley upon ye
OH GOD
eggletsky
no way
what of instead of
of uh
sons of the forest it was called freaks of the forest
and jack was shirtless and instead of fighting demons he freaked
i would be in the game then
i found jack emoji
๐งโโ๏ธ
SOBBING
you're just freaks
anywhere
terra I got a drawing for you to make
I'm sure jack sucks.
.
okay ho DM me I'll send
joshing I don't have drawings ready
NO ILL SEND DRAWINGS NOT PARTS
NOT PARTS
I'M NOT A CREEP
NOT A WEIRDO
I don't belong here
HAGAHAGA
No yoy do
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I'm a creep I'm a weirdo I don't belong here
OOOOO
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What the hell am I doing here
Me thinking this every day at work
thank you
never dare to offend canada
daddy jack supremacy ๐
jack the aggressive jiggler
WHAT
shack
or jhaq
you're gonna get drawn as a buff furry, terra
or a lanky one
nice
pregnant
WHAT IS
buff pregnant caracal i guess
I full on believed floppa was a lynx oh my god.
lynx don't really look alike
bald lynx
did you just call caracals bald lynx lol
yeah
bald lynx
clean cut
fade even
well i guess they got the boosie fade at least
not like messy lynx
messi lynx
i will have to do that
@Terra any more innuendos like that and you may be out of here. just tone it down, last warning
messi lynx i guess
messy fade
I'm dying by you guys
tried making wojak made ancient greece jack
ancient rome maybe
SOBBING
wojack
yes im happy
wojack
trojan jack
he's so
fucking ugly โค๏ธ
did you just
:jackhoff:
offend jack
no I'm stating a truth
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Had to think of this song ๐คฃ
Would be great to blast through the game HEYO CAPTAIN JACK
Enters cave
Volume 5000
So how are my Jacks doing?
oh my god captain jack unlocked so many memories
the JACKLINGS are healthy
jack sparrow
behold:
jack sparrow
this is how I see the OTP of terra X jack
OH MY GOD
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best OTP ever
Wtf looks like that singer from that one song
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๐คฃ
micheal wave
what
huh
present?
yeah okay Synonyms
is the synonym of present a bad word or is it the user above me nickname
woe
Whitley upon ye
He angy
whatever
go my terra
why do i look like a squirrel
because I cannot draw carcals at all
I was about to draw a lynx again
overgrown caracal
bald lynx
IH
OH
you asked for it
i delivered
hereby i present you
bald lynx
shaved him nicely
it looks exactly like you
not really
that bald spot is from W. W.
no it's Def you
low taper fade low taper fade low taper fade low taper fade
Willy Wonka?
yeah me too
lethal face card
only here tho
he nat
jack of spades
OH MY GOD
THR JADES
he doesn't even have a neck here
truly a chad
hidden from society
ja (jack without the neck)
he still slayin it
daddy
when it's too cold outside
SOBBING
wind on your neck goes awful
ew
wait how do i
way that sentence hold on wait
feeling the wind on your neck is awful
yeah that's why jack evolved to have a neck that can expand and shrink
yknow those like stress toys
that you stretch and they crack and shit
that go skrrrt
those tubes
close enough
that
krrrrrrrk
absolutely
then there's aauuuhhl
euuhlllhh
auuu
euuu
YES
look it's even your own flag
they got your colours
h
cannibals kidnapped me and after i tried to escape they just jumped me
๐ญ๐ญ
you're so bad at this game
yes
why am i getting visitations at night
they all up to see jack obv
immaculate beauty
hey i'm rich at least
why can't i play skibidi toilet on my radio
4 lekarstva
fish
OH MY GOS DINALLY
DUDE I WAS NEVER ABLE TO FINS A PROPER IAMGE OF THE FISH
what
are you
i used to draw fishes with Kelvin
but I didn't know what fish is NO
racism
NO IM NOT
I couldn't tell if it was a salmon
or something ekse
well i guess you can use jack kissing a fish as a reference
sleep buddy
fish giving jack a smooch because it loves him
creations of one's like him
how do I read
that
wair
jish
Jack's haircut is
so geometrical
jackometry dash
fish
that's a big fish man
jish
killing isn't a sin
god made axes sharp for a purpose
can you please draw jack hunting a deer with his huge axe on a knight v
doing that currently
I
can try????
yes. helicopter.
woah
Google maps tweakin ๐ญ๐๐
if i was in The forest i would probably be flying into a tree from a unicycle
you're scary
yes might be flying into you from it
QUIT IT
brooo where am i
google car be wildin
jack got a third hand
there is a possibility jack knew french
congratulate me
i found a flashlight
oui oui
how long
did that take you terra
16 days
well at least i didn't use the wiki!
pure gaming chad
i thought bro was in a cave and he was hangin
fair enough
better than me , I thought the purple marks indicated big camps
i knew those were quests but didn't dare to touch them ๐
also didn't find the modern axe until like day 10
more likely day 13-14
okay yeah that's pretty fair
walking through caves with a torch was scary. especially when a mutant large bean charged at me and hit me hard af
i actually didn't test caves with a flashlight yet but in the forest it was awful
from an early build but still looks kinda like that
I need to strain my eyes every now and then
before I can put the batteries back in and actually not need to wear 2 pairs of glasses because I never realize how it fades
not a spoiler it's just mechanics of a flashlight
woah
yes putting batteries in a flashlight is a bigger spoiler than xiao ling man eating sushi
look man you were the one complaining about me explaining mechanics to a person quit it
QUIT IT NOW
I wonder if he made sushi there and get aggressive diarrhea
after it he became aggressive himself i guess
I'm blocking your hard drive
pls dont sons of the forest is there
you're not gonna be able to save any pictures of jack anymroe
as well as jack
too late perry the platypus
i've catched them all
oh my gos
goose
๐ชฟ
the greatest addon combo
SOBBUBG
peak
drop the Markiplier addon
it's on front recommended addon pages rn
i think it will also just appear if you search for markiplier
my name is welcome
markicam (hud)
hell yeah
markiplier reacting to being killed by markiplier
no way
markiplier reacting to death of citizen markiplier by markiplier
oh that is fucking ugly get it AWAY
welplier
forehead
finally managed to defeat limb eaters and that annoying meat bean
bro
i thought he was buried underwater
crunchy wunchies
you're so smart
well there were underwater caves in the forest
me when the crunchie wunchies box of eternal confusion and brain damage hits my left cheek
as well as a cat food can
fair enough
why can he just gobble down cat food like it's everyday experience
cause he a kitten
meow meow meow
jack be trembling when using the cross
id be too
jack is literally a cave diver
accidentally found the zipline gun
i am actually shocked that i found everything useful that i could
jack
Be nimble
hello my jacklings
Hoi
portal.
yeah
think baout it
jack is canon in portal
since anything can be canon in sotf/tf
given parallel univertses existing
jack in portal means jack in half life too
jack holt in stasis for 20 years
holy shit
i wanted to drfaw like sons of the forest mixed with portal
i justcant figure out who'd glados be
glados would be?
would glados be? idk
maybe jianyu?
switch his appearance with an actual character lol
jordan freeman
about that fi-z i owed ya
hell yeah
wait no huh
robotifiying january would be fairly easy
given holograms
wdym swiutch his appearance
not like his actual appearance like just meant i wish his character was an actual character lol
OH
i wanna learn modelling just for tht
imagine they switch for one minute and jack has to deal with a turret
while chell has to deal with an avarage guy in a silver jacket
kyle crane kinda smells like jack
what on god's name is Kyle crane
OH DYING LIGHT
why would you know either of those smells
that is actually dying light 2 and aiden
now this is crane
hmmm i'm curious if jack ever sniffed his farts in the forest
terra I'm blocking your data
you're not legally allowed on the internet anymore
i still have sotf downloaded
i can watch my daddy in glorius 4k dlss
I'm dismounting your hard drive
i have my second lapto
I'm dismounting the memory card too
๐ค
is jack hot??
yes <- -> yes
yes
this is a result of not getting lore explained jack farts composition
do not read 'kcaj yxes' backwards
no way
me whenever i see jack
(real 100%)
WTF???
s e x ? ?
jack fighting me off (i insist.)
OH MY GODHAHAHA
WHAT EVEN IS THE CONTEXT
obv jack fighting you off nvm
That wasn't me. I refuse to believe I typed thag
i hope real you would type 'daddy jackk'
daddy jack
did daddy jack change his underwear every day or was going in the same smelly ones
Switches them with Kelvinโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆwhat?
So they can share the shart stank?
jack
be nimble
did you know each version of jack Holt is entirely personalised
MATER ROMA ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ (i'm a brazilian muslim of prussian descent)
heh guess what...
I'm Italian...
go my brother
@Terra @cout<<"VALERIO"; Is this canon?
i confirm
jack holt wears different bags frequently to match style and mood
today it's hello kitty tomorrow hot wheels
do you think he'd like
like every video that talks about "This is a real breakfast"
and it's just food on a cutting board
because I feel like he'd enjoy those ciseos
cooking breakfast with an axe
idc about the text I don't relate to it but this carcal looks stupid so it reminds me of terra
why spanish
i hate you
spanish floppa
italian sorry italian
found the original picture for no reason at all looks badass
sighs
ITS ITALIAN!!!! ITS ITALIAN!!!
SOBBING
i have fixed it my espresso amigo
por favore
amico
STOP;!!
ok pizza bro
QUIT IT!!;
do you know julius ceaser by any chance
yes he was my kindergarten mate
old ass
he turned 1 this year
skibidi toilet older than bro
terra are you ugly on purpse
purpose
purplese
why did it do that
Kitty
I don't think he's very nice
meow
I wanna draw jack later hand meover ideas
preferibly not in any provocative ways thats something you gotta dm me personally for, i dont want to risk my dignity here
jack in a bikini
the beach sotf episode
im NOT DRAWING JACK IN A BIKINI
i am
no please thats worse
drop more ideas for furry jack I need more Animals
There @cout<<"valerio";
that's a TIGER THAT IS NOT MY MAPLE SYRUP HOLT
For this ;P
OH
peak
deer jack
oh god welcome back terra
i thought of that
both deer and moose
i've always been here
watching
no imsorry
he oesnt looksohappy
that is his happy face its just hard to tell
new headcanon dropped
im not sure who made this i so happened to have it saved
might be marko's work so possible creds to them???
might find motivation to draw this i like it
why is he giving jianyu that look
if you imagine he knows why jianyu did allat
and the fact he got fired over killing people yet firstly was highly concerned
it's fun to think of a sadder version where he has some thoughtfullness over the antagonist
AHHH LET ME COOK LET ME COOK LET ME COOK LET ME COOK
how tf do u do anatomy
i dont
i used to like
trace over images
now i ve learned to just use references
ahh
like the human body and shit
imstillw orking onit
jack is perfect for practices
becuase he has a square face
and ilike drawiung square jawlines
cylinder for a neck too
the box trick dont work on him ๐ญ
(pi * r^2) * height
carry the 2
to where
lullaby!
FUCK he looks italian
jacque holster
j
G U N
yet in that same moment the cold of the barrel is unmatched to the coldness of the man's heart
daddy is always happy you just don't see his smirk
explode him
LEAVE JIM ALONE
ahh I see
sticky bombs were created for a purpose
WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU
hmm i think he's dumb
yeah that's one thing in common
go on have a playdate
everywhere I go
every media I go I'm met with
im watching you
GET
yeah i have that swep in gmod
fuck is the get swep
what does it do
OH MYGOD
i think mine'sbetter
what the hell
i can't comprehend this
skibidi arthur, terra
exactly, terra
storch appearance
OH GOD
whatever
could you do that same jump with pyro i forgot
havent played in years
with the detonator
and it's quite debuffed and uncomfortable for me
ik you can do it with soldier and demo
youch
whered u get the signalis characters pretty please
omw!
tyty
wrong one
ignore that
the ultimate admin gun ๐ญ
ig otta go in game give me a few mins
my friend wants it ๐ญ
we use like
SW Tractor
the same addons
to avoid testure problems
TEXTURE
god something to say?
FUCK
got
god bless you
not god
also are u a signlais playa
weapons
not me, my friend
itd take an estimated 5000 babies to pull two cyber trucks
the one that tweaked out in the video
WHATDOYO UWANT FROME
tell ur friend id like to give them a firm handshake and or bro hug
SIGNALIS REVOLVER MY BELOVED
speaking of demo ๐
I cant find the general mod anymore, but Poison0ose and Bug hugs make most of the mods
they mightve deleted the one that held all the skins in 1 pack
SW Tractor
you could cure him like that
LEAVE ME ALONE
:(
with a pan?
not the best plce to send but
jack holt would accept lesbians anyway
i think?
yes
why are you doubting me constantly
he would definetely accept them for breakfast with some bacon
i thought jack holt was a
the ones my friend has
thank you
i love weapons
SIGNALIS RIFLE MY BELOVED
he eats you for breakfast
youre not any straighter
he is
sw tractor is mid
signalis rifle surpasses sotf rifle in every category
LEAVE
IT ALONE
I LOVE SW TRACTOR
sotf rifle is so easily uselses
honestly yeah
do you run over your friend with it or something
its the range for me
i can attach carts behind it
and
weld a chair to them
and drag myfriends around
seatruck ah tractor
she bullies me
childhood toy ๐
how do you attach the trailer
youre jealous you dont have the tractor
you just
popit on physically
drop the shit on the trucj
i wish i had the older gmod screens
before i got the newer computer
cry of fear era was peak
how stupid but i guess it works
why does someone in here have the n word for a clan tag and why does discord allow that
WHAT
amazing job discord rly on top of it
OH
who is that tho
need that
i remember terra, jet and bunni
private jack loungwe
friend's fish
gone
isee
now why the fuck
i need to ask this to everyone
why would he fucking do that
ENOUGH
he was gonna water bucket
RELEASE
me hwen
honestly maybe he was disoriented af from the crash he seemed rly weird in his movements
jack collection
and stupid
mitski sung about this once
hruagh
i bet on losing dogs
can you see ut
close enough
endnight will hit mitski with a copyright strike
jack is undrawable
as if anyone would pay endnight
just draw a square
he makes me tweak out
HE HAS A WEIRD ANATOMY
A SQUARE ISNT ENOGUH
we all paid endnight for their product
HE'S A TRIANGLE WITH 2 OBSTUSE ANGLES
fair
fair enough
no wait no i didnt
thats one less
(i had it gifted)
(money was spent anyway)
2 million people paid endnight on launch day
and crashed steam
SOBBING
he put a hand on the window, pressed all his weight onto it probably
he's the cause of the helicopter falling even more
remember
i always thought it was jianyu shooting at them and was like
"fuck kinda revolver he got"
he was gonna parry the ground dw
legitimately how the fuck did bro shoot a heli down with a revolver (that or he had a firing squad with rifles)
might
considering the helicopter
IF he was in it
means there's a team because I dont
me and my spare change
v1, doomslayer and jack Holt would have a field triep
I'm still kinda dazed mhow a random journalist manages to keep himself so well
get my boy gordon in there too ๐
oh god the freeman
freeman 3 soon
OH MY GOD
i forgot the jerry
my god
who is jack holt
puffton didn't have any friends
imagine how much jianyu was fuming
considering (in lore...) they never met, never saw eachother
jack didntever work for puffton
"who the hell is this guy??"
because
there could be SO many other people
and youget
half life 3 this year? more like the world will die this year
hruagh
you can't crush my hopes and dreams i need this :(
what should i do with kelvin
1. kill him
2. epicly kill him
3. kill a group of kelvins
4. kill evil kelvin
5. epicly kill a group of kelvins
6
ts doesn't assemble
SW Tractor
well its infront of the tractor
get it BEHIND the tractor
like j
it rolled away
I CANT
JIU CANT SYAIT
get it back
lack of versatility, points have been docked on the review
or get them close
so stupid
and then press e
i dont remember
i havent played in months ๐ญ
i have an idea for option 6 ๐
what โน๏ธ
no
uhh it didn't work out well
sw tractor flew away too
:(
why do i have father grigori randomly standing
is that the cart still on the loose
yes
i tried welding kelvin corpses to the sw tractor and it didn't work i will try to rope them
his head got stuck in the wheel slot
i had a clever insult i forgot
rule 1
thank god
be nice
scratches at the rug
rule 2
this is the first addon of a working vehicle (except beds) i met thank you thank you for showing me sw tractors.
no disfiguring community property without contractual obligation
rule 1 we don't talk about the club
see
and you we
FIG
FIGHTCLUB
FIGHTLรฒCUB
OHMYGOD
i lost my ##### #### book
LET ME LIVE
yknow hat im gonna scratch even harder at the rug
you're getting executed
out of rebellion
youll never find why square root of 13
death by forest crash guy
that's rule 5
how does (x-3)^2 make the square root of 13
i genuienly dont understand
fuck NO
yep rope worked
(x-3)ยฒ = โ13 not xยฒ-6x+9 = โ13?
i had to regroup the ssquare of bin
bi
binomio
xยฒ-6x+9 idk how its called
in some like minor operation
and i was told to find it by using the normal like
second grade equation method
and so i did
and the square root of 13 came out no matter what
until i used the normal regroupment method
oh my lordรน
this is why nobody should play with you terra
you are the one who shew me the sw trators and introduced me the idea
SHEW
โ1.212574
is close
hang on
thankyou
let me cook
is it 1.104
this lowkey looks like a sotf structure
OH MY GOD
no officially fuck that number it doesn't exist
add sw tractors to sotf
we do have the horse carriage things
sw tractors are something else they are pure art
im still a SW Tractor hater myself
wait until you play it for the first time while roping kelvin to it
or run over him i guess
ok kelvins have marinated for enough time now let's continue driving
you judged me for having the sw tractor
and bought the very think you JUDGED ME FOR!!
you never even tried it
no i thank you for sw tractors
look at terra
theyre having a field triep
tr
TREIPO
TRIP
โ1.212577743 is even closer
i went off the sound and taste
this is making want to scratch the community rug
sw tractor does not run over npcs for some reason
where is the signalis rifle
signalis
no like on swep tab
i found jarate much faster than that
ohhhh
no idea dude
โ1.21257774276835
that's your answer
WHAT DO YOUQW
otherwise known as 1.1011710778840
you
are welcome
maht
2 of my kelvins just shared the queerest look i've ever seen
i have another idea with kelvins
typical kelvin
look whos speaking
so its not the square root of 13?
that equals the square root of 13
why would you root the rooted answer of 13
the only root i know is from linux
pwK
let me have this
Peak
u dotn know what i went thru
i don't want to know the context of this
and i have a 150 gb folder of gaming clips
Thank youterra
cutie
i start getting why they didn't add a jack addon
i created that
for work
last night
hl2 vehicles do a much better job
why are you dragging them like this
oh i can't weld alive kelvins too bad
i dont think they will for as long as youre existing
"we never saw any signs"
my gpu enjoys that
the gpu can have a little bit of kelvin as a treat
sotf lore
yes im enjoying that too
it eould be fun to have occasional events of jianyu trying to mess us up
jianyu stealing clothes event
when does he stop
jianyu kamikazes your day 100 base
bro doesn't want the cube anymore
whatever
imagine a kelvin clone event where a second kelvin impostor appears and you have to remove him and you can accidentally remove the real kelvin or keep them both as your slaves
calcium
having 8 sw tractor colors is elite this addon is truly unreplacable
OH MY GOD
i want him
rubs my hands together
the girst part is my idea of a mimic monster
was
bless you
achoo
i wish there was rocket jumping in sotf
wait til u hear about the SW Pickup Truck
thank you
with enough skill and health
bless
i gotta check my own mods
unhand him
cant remember if they said kiss or killyour enemy
brother
god i need an aspirm
my friend with addon share won't like downloading that but will surely enjoy the result
รนOH MY GOD
OH MYGOD
i didn't think they were real lol
you definetely do
terra can you super react that
no my nitro was for a single day
no you CANGT
NOT THE ASPIRIN SPIDY
OH MYG DO
think faster next time chucklenuts
SOBBINMG
i tried my best
you did good spidy
his first super reaction :3
i dont remember half of tjhese
portal cores my beloved
im the red flavour
i call orange
seat weaponiser II made 931 errors because of the signalis gun
is that mod even up to date
which one
the signalis one porbably not
signalis rifle
noooo it looked badass
aspirin
listen here
no pls
do you have any rifle / gun addons
that work
maybe
take whatever jack takes to heal and cure literally everything
i have a desert eagle
how does he not have an addictrion
addiction?
god he's too similar to david leatherhoff im tweaking
both canadian both addicted to painkillers
ah yes the half life sweps working effortlessly ๐ญ ๐ญ
david leatherhoff
:jackhoff:
jack hoff
jack hoff
oh my god
if yous ay so
no what
give me a minute
peak
dang
error
i thought it was a dumbass high teenager with a pistol game max
u havent cried of fear
well it works.. kinda
i love cry of fear's rep
resent
ation
i have shut my pants on the first screamer in the beginning with the camera shit
i had to take a break for it once or twice ๐ญ
tweaking me out
real
i like the qte to not commit
i also like when people portray his fear for
committing
and not just edgy 19yo emo
and later on i just started paying attention and it was just a low quality screamer yet it made be terrified (terrafied get it) for the first time in years
and all the hallucinations, the diary
the shithole he lives in
it was peak for 2013 man
i should give it another shot
shit
i left off at or like just after that uhh statue puzzle thing
in the park
we are the errorings feed us!
I HATE THAT
I HATE THAT FUCKING PARK
i finished all endings + secret
with a few days of break from the 4th one i think???
so took mne about
lawrd dam
two weeks
did u do a hardest difficulty playthru
they were not fucking around with the warnings
no obv not
im too much of a shitty shooter to do so
the instant workshop hotloader is a blessing
knife only
im going to now trust you both with something heavy
what flavor of wings do i order from pizza hut
why is axe an admin weapon ๐ญ
id ont have pizzahut
it used to be an op in cof
(still is
in aom it's normal
i pulled out the famas and bro said french
he does that in the secret closet!
he's fun
i shot like 4 buckshots and father grigori is still standing
i lkve father grigori
its like punching a mountain
he's in animals category
WHAT DO YTOUWANT FROIMME
father grigoati
eh he WAS isolated for much time
so
morphine syringe omg great i can
why is there a rat and lego walter white
he does
why does he casually accept random morphine syringes
spidy
img onna tear up the community rug
mmmm tasty syringe
polease dont
this is ominous what does this mean
i know he is writing it and not actually living the thing (cof spoiler) but
2 remaining
what does it mean
2 remaining.
does anyone know of the secret place in construct
yes
under the wheelchair rampo
i dont im not too much of a gmodder
my friend once lived there for like a few hours idk what he was doing
i like decorating it
i love decorating in gmod
i loe decorr
it's also quite different from what i remember was there an update recently
really??
looks the same to me
Garry's Mod - March 2025 Update is live - Steam News
The March 2025 update is now released!
OH GOD
awwww
his first error
i love the stupid axe sound
no matter what you hit it's always metal
baby steps
i dont want to
wait what
yeah that's the spirit
sw tractor ๐ฅ
rtruck
aouhgo uahgh
stun stick my beloved
OHHHH DAMN
THEY UPDATED THE COF NPC ADDON
OH MY GOD IM OVERJOYED
this one is great too
but fireworks and nuke induces suicide
i got a literal chicken jockey swep how can i be unhappy
are you ever sad terra
yes
wheres my above 1080p source support mod
i hated the hangers incof
rigyht there
which ones were those
godlike
NOO OO
signalis fans are dead i guess
in the forest chapter
blessyou
oh didnt make it that far
it's such a pain iN TH ASS
i also have the lightning take care man swep for some reason
becuause youre stupoid terra
don't get out
:)
ngl swep and entity collections are goated wdym i can play poker here
i think you can tell who that was
we teached our arts professor how to play black jack once you just reminded me that
jack
black jack
BLESS YOU
uriah my beloved <3
whe re are my signalis wepaon ry
poorly made black jack
well free will
unfree your will
would humanity create sw tractors with no free will
i also have a beer addon for some reason
bess you
bess you
well considering you're from the east given the cyrilic
beer is a common ancestour of ours
jack black
NO
GO AAY
due
i... am jack.
hank
i'm pretty sure you like rocketjumping
what
OH GIOD
get this addon and rocket jump now
im addicted to it
perhaps
no
:(
you should be happy
this addon is great
joyful!
jump (jack ump)
i had to disable fall damage because i was dying constantly and it was annoying
i see frm all the other spots you've done it quite a lot
that's... grenade spots and kelvins
and some of them are this too yeah
close ENOUGH
what the heck is this
explosive
Robert
yes!
this is in the gmod screenshots for some reason
i believe my friend drew this
how do you draw in gmod
parkour
heaven
mightve saved it accidwntally
we g on the arry till it mod
i see you are a gun enjoyer too
jyhmes
but this... scares me.
i remmeber having a roleplay where myt friend was falke with her wife and i had a gay mlm flag hidden under my bed and we pretended being gay was abolished and everyone was a lesbin
ive overcome my fear of the dark place
hu h
yeah
gmod roleplaying is mad
It was a joke rp we dont genuienly
i usually prefer brutally killing my friend
TNHEY EVEN GOT THE CUT BURST PISTOL OA KOG L :
i assumed lol
AGH
sometimes we run from nextbots and maybe make cool contraptions
she3 kills me on purpose to mess me up
when im decorating
we mostly play at night when neither of us has lessons the next day
so being loud is not somthing we want
guess what
also this ๐
so hearing "ัะดะธ ัะฟะฐัะธ, ะฟัะทะดะตั" while im being stared from the doorframe is the most of my concerns
STOOOP
LET ME OUT
why are the rear sights attached ot the hammer
that is not how this works
precision
sounds weird
can you recommend cool badass gun addons
@cout<<"valerio"; sho ld i get chicken alfredo, cheesy alfredo, meat pasta or veggie pasta
hi
pl ease
chicken
alfed
chicken alfredo
thanks terra
ok
im getting the veggie
why woudlyou7 dob tyhat
no proteins :(
i love the jan
and yhe zhang
him ,
queer ๐
legs crossed ew
LEAVE
one of the "rps" we had was
that david and simon made cooking lessons
and we'd kill eachother and spawn a bunch ofb ota
and you're telling me nobody should play with me
that's a useless gun
wh o is david
enjoy
bless you
leathehroff
the guy from afraid of monsters
NOBODY
are you sure
yes
.. :(
h ango n they just released a trailer for hte gumball revival
you8 have yor friends
play with your playdates terra go on
what
Hulu
YouTube
The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball | Teaser | Hulu
Welcome back to Elmore, where the laws of reality are a joke, and family life is anything but ordinary. Whether heโs battling an evil fast food empire, facing off against a sentient AI in love with his mom, or trying to stop Banana Joe from wearing pantsโ Gumball drags Darwin, Anais, and the rest of Elmore along for the ride. With even wilde...
no
thank you i appreciate this with my eyes
yay
dont be shy
i mostly play gmod alone
the symptoms of isolations show dw
stop :(
pick up the can
and i need to kill 500 more civilians for an achievement
bless you
i cant wait for the half life 3 sotf collab
i hope it will have a scene with jack
i will have a scene with him
jack and gordon collaborate to take down the combine
1.1011710778840
are you sure
im sorry
dont be just solve your math
xยฒ-6x+9 would be โ13 because of 1.1011710778840 kaoomb
yay!
help my boss is emailing and texting me for the model how could i possibly send this to her
worn g chat
STO9PIT
edward would hire you
endnight should hire me
as an enviromental artist and game designer
anything other than modeling a human again
graphic design is my passioon
mad swep
OH GOD
what is this supposed to mean
high
Cant you read
BLESSYOU
ok
351 Messages?! What the hell has been happening?
neccessary discussion
woof
meow
bark
purr
spider noise
Hop
The Movie
growl
do you guuys know slimerancher+รนรน
if so whatrsyour favrutope
favoirirt
ik no w slime rancher
idk +รนรน
I like the water one
hunter slime , , ,,
yea hunter slime is my fav
puddle is real tho too fu c
and the rock slime
didnt play ts
sentenced to eat this
did you take this image
The fuck is that?
:( yes
ew
plated misery
and it has signs that it was in process of eat
i hadnt even taken a bite yet ๐ญ
YET
it was beef stew
it was gross
do not replace b with qu
Donโt
that was from days ago
Go back in time and not eat it
i wish
sentenced to eat the misery stew twice
Do you live in a prison?
yes
im glad i won't have to experience the sterw
im glad too
you did
nom nom nom
i know :(
more like a bite with hot sauce dumped on the spoon every 3 minutes
damn my ass stuck to the chair
3 minutes? you had to endure that for more than 3 minutes
my dophamine receptors are in joy
why can't i feed the chicks to the slimes
only some slimes eat chickens
hi
resident evil ass food
I love slime rancher
I wish there was multiplayer
STPP
I might need a paracetamol
my throat is burning and it isn't because of jianyu
what
what
what
seriously though what do I take because my throat is like all itchy
hot even my throat
the back of my mouth
drink lemon tea
idk if paracetamol is the right thing
or raspberry tea
ight
any tea u like rly
or soup
I usually drink milk and honey but all the honey I have heavily crystallized
I miss honey
i have a bottle of honey in my room
i always stay loaded
WHY
emergencies
oh my gos
chat do I use sausage water for my tea
why would you do that
reusing
you need a pharmacy atp dumbass
whats the deal with largos
I mean I'd it boils the sausage goes away
fat
I might have a bacterial infection
do the jack holt
drink some water
clears right up
jack hoff will fix you up
damn 40 slimes in one cage
hell
theyre gonna break out
ok bro
i need to do capitalism
i have 875 coin
wdym water will calm down slimes do they have social anxiety
do jack Holt?
yell yeah!
yes
that is not what i said
that is NOT what i said
:(
the hell do i do with chickadoos
feed rhem
make a coop
nvm i got a chicken loot box
dr house no
wow sorry guys i dont have so much inventory
make more
muffled noises.
mmmm wild plorts
who let a carcal out in the ranch
i just want to play another capitalism based game
why did i buy the damn jetpack
necessary for platforming
i need coin
use jetpack to go higher to get more stuf for more coin
ez profit
there are places where you NEED the jetpack
haha get watered
oh no
mmmm fruits
I usually get watered with
wow they drop loot
oh my go d guys
what the fuck is that dide
I can't even
how convenietnt
aubrey
first words!
like the hotline miami 2 psycho that killed peopel
hotline miatmi...
mi m
jianyu zim
I might've spilled hotdog water on my shirt
how why
hypothetically
do I drink it
no
moved my hand too fast
spilled
did u have a cup of hot dog water with you
is one rooster good for 7 hen hens i need food
there was some on the plate in eating out of
n
no
yes
i think u only need one rooster for the hens
but 2 is better
cout<"valerio";,,,
(i assuming its just valerio but be tter safe than sorry )
HUH
why wouldn't you assume it's Valerio
OH
no yeah that's my name I picked it myself thank you
the humble hot dog water cup
great
chickens shall be pleased
ok cool cout<<"";
STPP
should i get the rooster or a golden slim
I love when tea is boiling
both
golden slime
he ran :(
get a fire to throw the slimes in
burp
if you drop a chick in the fire you get an achievement
great
small chick
nooooo slimes eat chicken
hopping on rn
i dont have a rooster now
I'm gonna shower if I don't reply I've drowned in 2 inches of water
SOBBING DID TOU PLACE THEM I
EITH THE SLIMES
jack holt during beach crash
if I have streptococcus again I'm going toGGH
GGHG
G
no
okay good you're a little bit smart
i wish i could just sell slimes
p arry it
drink water
well i guess i will have to drown them
if anyone else revolts the regime shall go to the sea
WHAT
will you?
idk if the chickens are asexual
hell yeah
I'm everywhere
why do you do this
i need eggs
apparently i can trade slimes so i shouldn'tve thrown them away
everywhere...everywhere system..
MAJIMA EVEYRWHERE SYSTEM
ah i have to throw them away
how unfortunate
terra are you real
well it's for you to determine that
are you even real
no ofc not
I'm a figment of insomniac hallucination
no fucking way i will collect that in 5 minutes to trade
tell em terra
these stupid capitalists
well at least there are free plort in the wild
yeah mate
blame puffcorp
and by association blame jack holt
he supports it
no
blame canada
jack holt has killed the ceo of puffcorps how dare you say that
jack probably got payed 3 dollars and held at gunpoint
that's my hc
have u forgotten abotu the book
considering the way Puffton treats his workers
So many bodies
uhhh lightgassing
STOP
FIGHTING!!!
do it in a club
yes yes yes high fences
finally these dumbasses are enclosed
nuh uh
make us
no im sucking you back in
they're definetely plotting to eat the chickens
they are
cant trust htem
throw them into the sea so they cant eat your chickens
arent roosters basically chicken jockeys
no dude
kitty kitty kitty
whwt
woof
i feel bad for chickens
these damn slimes are DEVOURING THEM VIOLENTLY
no you dont
you can torture Kelvin just fine
OHMY GOS
kelvin deserves that shit
at least they don't touch children
WHAT
im going to projectile vomit
they are chirping too cutely
i would eat some fried chicken rn though
you know im a cat im a carnivore a natureborn hunter
terra you're a psychopath
that's all there is
yeah im going to continue tormenting you tomorrow
what
๐๏ธ ๐
oh shit goodnight
goodnight terror
yes you should take some aspartame
OPA
originally
potential
attacker
killing kelvin is so much easier in gmod you just take out a gun. in sotf you're thinking if you will kill your slave and use up ammo
and i introduce a new concept: Kelvin Killing Klub
preferably avoid thi s kind of humor
please and thank u
i was trying to be compassionate and didn't mean that but ok
go to sleep terra
what
i felt bad for the chicken children
their parents got eaten by slimes
parentless
okay grandpa โค๏ธ take your meds now
never
i like the voices
Let the bedbugs bite
ugly
i remember chopping them
and then a realised that there were dozens of them and just ran through the cave
I hope they bite
i wanna play slime rancher now
do ot
do it now
cant :(
NOW
i need to guilt osmeone into playing signalis
you
NO
youll get to see jianyu if u do full playthru of signalis
NO LET MMEOUo do I get to see him entirely
rubs my hands
oh my god
wait what is gumbal reocnyinued
H EPL
OH MY G
you can continue playing gmod i will play singalis tomorrow
i dont even know what the shit is that
lesbians
that's the summary
nice do i get to kill them
I wish I was joking
no terra
kinda
great
terra stop mistreating your own kind
well i am a caracal
signalis explained in 1 second without all the shit that makes it emotionally devastating nad confusing
you're GAY
:Cat:
yeah exactly
i have been declarrd
quite a long time ago terra don't worry
:timmycoins:
OH GOD
im actually you know a smart caracal using discord
you can't really prove it so enjoy
terra
show us your hard drive
im so cooked chat
OHHHHH NAH
good i m hungry
get aw ay
i love my steaks medium rare
attack, terra
do not spidy
no
i have a bodyguar
meow
ATTACK
you are broke your biggest vodyguard is body pillow
do not
terra..
god I want hotdog water
sorry i currently do not possess access to my hard drive where lies the corresponding image of me doing the [REDACTED]
why do you want hotdog water
is it like good to drink for ye
yes it gives you explosive diraham
this whole channel was made because you kept licking over jack
absolutely not lol
but 8 like the taste
wouldnt everything be blank without it
bottomless pit of missing opportunities
everything's white, terra
ur scaring me...
wow dude you are really provoking me for a racist joke here but im holding my horses back for my dearest homie spidy yes shoutout tk slidy
the fuck
what cou
how would you be able
cuh
I'm white I don't think racism applies to me either way
in like any case
I think
the joke isn't really about you
I mightve fucked up
lets say martin luther king is not
take your dementia pills
wh
t
w hat
hw at
you should see a doctor
j*b is driving you crazy
Censor that word better
almost had a heart attack
ong
@cout<<"valerio"; i am getting signalis cds felt like sharing ๐
HUH
PEAK
they AREE
id get the vinyl if i had a vinyl player
PPEAAKK
the only thing i have to play cds on tho is my xbox lol
maybe when/if i get a car
we got improvements
my throat doesn't hurt as much but my nose is more clogged than Terra's c drive
peak
was it the hotdog water
i hope you will have a good nights sleep and wake up with the sleepy hand
maybe
the itchines was caused by the nose luckily so no signs of any infection
the sleepy hand??
terra cursing you to sleepy hand :(
fucked up
the slept hand
WHAT IS RHAT
like when ur leg is asleep
I love the feeling
what
no you dont
don't say that :(
it's scary
because I get to manually work my blood there and also I get to see the like
muscles more
and study
h u h
what
when it ain't asleep there's always minor contractions
no jianyu for you
I got fixated on human biology for over 2 years and muscles have been on my top recently
NO
all ears
bro is LISTENING to anything but puffton
to be fair he was one of the firsts to worry over the dead bodies
I need him to be mentally ill out of stress it would make sense for the murders endnight pls hire us as lore makers
i think jianyu also fell victim to the visions
ou shit???
thus his fascination with the cube
that's been what i thought anyway
I like theories and ideas
instead of "but in the game...-"
oh well too BAD
because the game LACKS those ideas
:( im gonna cry
was it Jonathan or Hank shrugging off Pufftons visons
Jianyu
is that a bad or good
TERRA GO TO SLEEP
i am quite sad pope francis didnt get to see deltarune chapter 3
tomorrow
OK
good
go
now that im thinking about it pope francis has had explosive diarrhea at least once on his life so basically a holy shit
terra please
you're delirious
ok now i will try to go sugar booger
idk
is that a name or are you going to sugar booger yourself
are you stupid
hj
hi
might be
i mean you can say "sugar it up"
I can't tell if I fevered dream about a Stray addon
stray has an addon?
im not sure
I might've seen it while like
decorating
or imagined ot
ive been like that but with sotf
endnight..
edjight , ,
jianyu after swimming away from the puffton arena
he looks bald
both the fox in the video and him
why did he not react at his goons being killed
"oh well I got plenty more"
pm lol
ts pmo
wait
thank you Jianyu Zhang from the 2023 hit game Sons Of The Forest for giving me the interest for fennec foxes
bald jianyu
PH MY GOD
who the fuck did yo hair ๐ญ
cannibals
why's he looking at me like I did it
I do not remember his lips being that thin we better give him Botox
go king, go โค๏ธ
he had a lemon
oh dear god
tiktok logo in the way it's a fennec being angry
feenenc
I like the idea of a fennec for Jianyu because it's such a tiny animal
and he has the fattest ego
ong
god why are they so ear what do they need to listen to
Pufftons conversations
true but they're all printed anyway
listen for jack's footsteps
hruagh
who wouldn't hear his two ton backpack from across the island
that's too little
between a backpack with keychains on it and his own I wonder who makes the most noise
his absolutely imagine the rocks and axes clanking together lol
is the guitar foldable I don't get it
I understand maybe the shovel is retractable that's cool , the crossbow could be one of those
also folding ones
do you think he was trained professionally to be a mercenary or did he just have an ordinary survival training given by PuffCORP casually and Kelvin+ Fisheye were supposed to do the rest
he carries a whole suit of armor and two entire gun cases
oh my god I forgot about the gun cases
vros backpack is a void ๐
golden armour ๐ญ๐ญ
js in case
he has some of that emergency guide stuff
why does he accept the shit happening around him
bro MOVE
suspiciously jack shaped table
h uh
during the Puffton fight
oh lmao
he's press
opening a plutonium, tungsten covered core is safer than the shit he goes through
honestly wish I could've dipped with Jianyu and grabbed him by the ankles to beat him up
that'd be a better story
what wouldn't be a better story ๐
(i say it half jokingly i wanna chill on my sotf criticisms and so on)
(I don't, fuck endnight)
no honestly, he has everything he needs
since we have to go through the water afterwards anyway
why do YOU STAY
and fight something that could KILL YOU
just for like
what was it, 3 creepy armour?
FOLLOW HIM
SHOOT HIS OXYGEN TANKS!!!
2 per puffton
only 2
4 whole creepy armor is the reward for that fight lol
per Puffton
and the only reason
to do that fight
you already see what happened to your girlfriend's parents
too bad, move on ๐ญ๐ญ
320 hp worth of armor for a boss fight you can skip by diving with jianyu ๐
Ouuu sign me UUUPPP
I can get so much more creepy armour with the fingers that scare Kelvin at night
i wanna remember how much hp a puffton has
2!
I get that maybe fighting underwater could be harder because yknow
water resistance
but you can easily puncture his shit, move on with the cave and have Jianyu make a come back
would make the story have s nice twist
but hey I'm not endnight
what would the jianyu and jack ship be called
how about
janyu
thank you spidy
I'll pin that up
I have falke and Kelvin have golden cube
where did falke come from
signalis and sotf collab
and then me and Adele proceeded to make a long multiship where half the population of signalis, sons of the forest and somehow invincible in it
in gmod I had the Kelvin skin and she had falke
and we decided to mess around with it
elster and jack vs conquest
o lol
well one is in a loop so someone surely wins
tw
no I forgot my original punch line
conquest in a loop too if you think about it
one victorian
one winner
now you got me thinking of ship names I won't rest till I find them im done for
kelvin and cube
i call it
kube
butterwelcome for jack and jianyu ๐ญ I don't know jack has no personality
STOP
meltingpoint
since the cube is golden and Kelvin's a temperature
g
solafite
i don'g know leave me alone
how about
celvin
no fucking way
holds my head in fear
celsius
Celsius is Kelvin's brother you can't do that
fahrenheit
uhh breath of the wild temperature meter however that's measured
HUH
WHAT
I hate fahtenheit
idk i lost track of what was happening
why must I calculate Cยฐ * 3,78 +32
or something I don't even
you tried your best
i had to do that for my mobile app development class
that's all
i have nothing more to add beyond this information
cout<<"Insert Celsius temperature";
cin>>C;
temperature=C*3,78+32;
cout<<"Your Fahrenheit temperature is"<<temperature;
return 0;
as long as structs aren't there I'm good to live
you need to include a variable tracking whether it's fahrenheit or celsius sorry
NO
NO LET KE OUT FUCK LET MW OUT LET ME OUT
NO
jianyu as soon as cube closed
I feel lowkey bad
shit could've been painful
it's just a bit of tumor growth and presumably a severe seizure
is that not painful
he's MELTED
idk i haven't had it happen myself
what does this mean
what does this also mean
what means what
what
what does
schizophrenia
sentencing you to the wrath of god
where
NO
what
huh
hm?
sentencing you to this as well
you are totally stupid ๐
endnight knew if it was only Jianyu and me in the cube it would've ended bad
i'm glad he turned pregnant with mutants
GOD NO LET ME OUT NOT THE RANDOMLY CHUNK SYNCHRONISED SPAWNING
:(
mods he's being mean
take them to the gallows
best we have is an arby's
no look im cute
obey me
terra
go back to sleep terra
sorry i cant launch wordles in threads
super hyped!
for the next sotf update!
I hope Jianyu comes back
not to brag
i have started a cult that is on a 96 day wordle streak now
WHAT
oh my god
respect
that says 47 tho
not anymore muchacho
lord
are u my algebra 2 teacher
i hate math brother there are no numbers
raise yo hand if ur a math lover
๐๏ธ
๐ด
like get it
horses do not have fucking hands
that one adventure time episode
that was a deer, spidy
didnt watch
my leg is pulsing
pulsating
father please stop spending your salary on cheap drugs we need to feed
hello
i hate ]
Ahh shucks
guess you gotta stay outside of the cube
is that what jack holt would do
didn't think so
he's a caring father
I doubt that
he would give his tit
nevermind
I meaaannn if you make them t4t
i see you calm down as soon as you hear that
i looked away for a second
i had a joke but I don't want to overstay my welcome
ok thank you
speak in short
not high
AWWW
I'm not letting you hypnotise me
STOPI
i should go the gym.. maybe
or not
go to the gym
there's plenty of men similar to jack
no
awww gosha
be like jack holt, become strong
hit strength level 50
so 49 is the max
100
that's not even 1% of jack
jack has to hold back so the game could still be considered a survival game
yes it's a horror game
yes you are the horror
terra did you take your meds today
bless your heart
i thought gmod got a patch and it was just my steam cloud not synced
lol stupid
look buckaroo
Nono you're stupid
it's not how we do business here
dumb dumb idiot
this has happened to me numerous times with sotf :(
you're both dummies
nuh uh
look what i have
stole him
JEERRRYYY
NO
YOU GIVE ME MY SON BACK NOW
sorry. he's got a forest to be of the
language
look buddy
you better not play with me
wait you can see my messages to
the godfather..
yes.
yes i can.
I'm trying to find words that fit properly
because usually Fk gets deleted
it's like a puzzle and assuming you have taste and enjoy puzzles ill let u figure it out
I'm gonna use jack as a substitute
actually no.
No nevermind.
i wouldnt recommend that could go wrong quickly
can I have jerry back
please
yeah you know mafioso bosso
ok fine
YAY
I apologise for my behaviour
the grief of son loss got to me
had an eric moment i understand
son? of the forest
jerry is safe and I am once again pleased and happy
you're so smart terra
we won't experience an "eric" moment until we lose our son after downing 10 liquor bottles
should I dip radishes in mayo
is that
good
you know what else is good to dip in mayo
sandwich
a sandwich
nothing.
do you dip your sandwicces
burgers even
sometimes
cucumbers
I dip Cucumber slices in mayo
damn so that's why discord mods are fat
terra I don't think
am not
what's the difference between dipping in mayo and just having mayo on the sandwich
terra I'm trying to save you here
more mayo coverage
nothing idk why people are against sandwich dips
skill issue just dip better
house would never ask if you have hair in your special place
terra have you ever experienced a kilogram of greek yogurt
ong ๐
this is actually a peak reference I'm not even angry
im watching house md i haven't made it to this
im not watching house md buddy
the hell is this
CRYING
the original
thank jerry
jack cherry
NO
don't mutilate my SON with Jack Holt
cherry holt
NO!!!
are you ok
if the cherry didn't dissolve in the stomach it doesn't mean that anything that comes out of your ass is officially declared your son "of the forest"
terra what the fuck am I reading
what the fuck are you talking about
what the jack am i reading
I can't say fck off
with jack's substitute
you need post nut clarity to achieve that level of comprehending.
sigh
give me a few minutes
im leaving
yes that's a niche jack hoff reference
chill for the love of god both of ye ๐
im busy currently
and done
im quitting this server
damn zootopia 2 this year
so exited
dang there is no jack holt ai model
no I still don't understand
what
second round
I gotta chill my horses terra I have morals
are you sure
genuinely p lease chill
peter
the symptoms
oildrum001_explosive
lore accurate kelvin hieght
wait do i smell pie
any ideas for doing something involving kelvin
yes
care for him
cherish his existence
give him a jerry, even
couldnt have said it better myself
love Kelvin for eternity
beam of light
like an artifact
the strongest
holy kelvin glaze
i have so much I got to say to you but I can't
I'm not passing dude
censoring won't help
fuck does that mean
yo what if jianyu made gps pings across the map to trick jack in and everytime you actually went there you got knocked out and wake up missing some notes
peak
well i guess jianyu needs something to wipe it desperatly
I'm afraid that won't be the only thing he'll do
i bet you're thinking about jack hoff
not jack, terra
not jack
yes
Jerry for all
need. teamate.
ok i coul potentially hop on
i think i still have it installed
ok bud im done already
im surprised someone knows drg
rock and stone
what promotion do you have
im a real pro player
i dont remember lol
sorry the poster is too beautiful
a little more playtime than me
i understand
tadbit
silver promotion goodnight
go night
he llo
guess whatr
hi
this is my last day of free nitro im getting the most i can out of it
STOP BULLYING ME
continue bullying him
I'm gonna bully you next
I'll unscrew your hard drive so you ain't got no more terrabyte
!rule1
idk the command
big "BE NICE" text here
holds my face
im gonna scratch at the community rug
Troy Baker as Jack Holt :jackhoff:
stop this
lowkey peak
No :alsoMystify:
it kinda sounds like endnight writing tho
Thatโs why itโs perfect lol
And heโs a better actor than Shawn :Cat:
I wish he had s voice
I'm tired of gathering ideas
He will in Forest 3 as a old man and get shot by the villain
JACK HOLT NO
hruagh
I wish jack had a voice, or voice lines
it keeps the character mysterious and up to interpretation (voice/personality wise) but we get his grunts I need his speedh
Soon in Patch 2.0
jack tv interview
โYeah weโll get a extra cutscene with him, more voice lines, more in game cutscenes, better Timmy Voice Acting, Eric has more lines, Jianyu has more lore, his crew will come by and still ammo or grenades from your base, Jianyu can randomly be seen watching you from a far and not in the helicopter, more small caves, 2 more Tapes, Virginia and Kelvin Hug Animation Added, 2 more small Bunkers, you can 3D print that flower pot, Timmy will be more present after you meet him in the entertainment bunker, added Lizards & Dolphins and we fixed the sensitivity on the Raftsโ
RAFTS
*defensive walls nerfed
Yes
the funniest part is that i can leave my wordle cult alone and they will just continue playing for eternity
the game can't be that good
it is
what is it about
is it like eve online
I miss eve online
im gonna go cry over eve online
I could post this in art or Jianyu but I like jack Holt thread better and I haven't digitilised them yet anyway
i crunckled up the book by accident
I'm not even sure what I was going for
because the lotus is usually a sign of rebirth, particularly in the east
but I ended up turning him into a nervous system and I don't even know
definetely not
it's a 4 player team adventure shooter sandbox pve tower defense game where you have to complete various objectives while helping your fellow dwarves in the glory of drg co., survive and make kromer
not to mention the weapon overclocks grind the prestige grind and the resources grind
thats peak
capitslaism
can i bully my team
i literally played it for 10h in a row today
yes
you can use c4 to explode scouts
yeah we've noticed dont worry, terra โค๏ธ
sold
you can strap grenades to an engineer's face
you can also snipe people with the turret whip projectile
and burn them alive using a badass crystal laser gun
hell yeah
maybe the peak is just the friends we made along the way
oh i didn't mention that you can get blackout drunk and go to a mission drunk
well you can dance gangnam style or twerk to classical music here too
damn that's a lot i have a lot of flashbacks
i have to take my meds
evebn more peak
take them now
if i mention everything i'm going to die and you're going to explode of peak lad
we both benefit
there is a homing gun that you can load like 8 bullets into a single shot and if a teammate comes in front of the bullet trajectory (it's homing) he will be brutally shredded by bullets
what is the context of this image
im gopnna dot aht to everytone
don't even joke lad.
there are achievements for completing 500 missions / 100 solo missions (they will call you impressive for this one)
no way
you can annoy the mission control by pinging gold / bitter stone or mushrooms
and throw barrels into the drop pod shaft to annoy him too
there is an achievement for finding all barrels in the lobby and loading them into the drop pod
what was this game about again
j*b
i forgot
i smell drg
the customization is crazy too. i have remembered that there is a nuke grenade overclock
๐
i have a kobold mod kinda forgot the game is abt dwarves lol
eh not a big mod fan
i had twerkboard mod but it made my game experience severe lag spikes
how
how strong could a TWERKBOARD mod be
idk
im not gonna ask
dw it's just a mod that lets you dance anywhere
everyone can also see that too it's not local
oh and there is a rocket jump overclock i want it so bad but i don't get the luck to get it. gambling, basically
i'm going to lose interest faster than i get the overclock
wrong oneรน
tornado!
my jerries are not appreciated by everyone
unfortunately
i iwll keep sending jerries ((external serrver
bro has been offended
</3 pal
my jerries ๐
i sually sent them during dry chats (every 3 weeks))
maybe thats why
i wanted to say something because that server has less restrictions
buuut ive got subjects to pass and could care less
jerry doesnt need to deal with such losery
๐ justice for jerry
jerry ๐
my only son
goodnight
despair
goodmorning
hope
Good night for me :Mystify:
goodnight
:Jianyu:
no
good morning
ok
morning
k
mor
โ
im going multiplayer
we are soulmates i have done your bio today
what
๐พ
HUH
you must be stupid
i dont properly understand the sentence
wdym youvedone
whos bio
OH
STATUS??
:alsoMystify:
multiple times
i hope he will bully kelvin too
polyester
no no that's called Trinitrotoluene
polyester
we're on a 100 day wordle streak, buddy
the today word is suede
suede!
you can't legally bully me
big farter
btw did you try moving your camera in the entrance cutscene on the helicopter
immersive
i can move my neck t 4mm
his fingers doesn't move when he switches between barb ed and virg
thanks endnight for making me kill him. with that lighting on his dumbass photo..
fisheye is lowkey a dumbass
why did you hold on the door you made it loose and it crushed you
he deserved to die
he downloaded it
he was unconscious immediately
the one falling is thepilot
he's learning
ok no more zoinking around this has to stop seriously. @cout<<"valerio"; @Terra
fair
i just wanna make sure things are safe and don't go too far
and as far as im aware at least one of you are a minor and that's double bad
okayyeah that's
a whole new prospective
handsome jack
thank you
deltarune tomorrow
deltarune tomorrow
it really is
is it??
wasn't it June 5
OH NY GOD DELTARUNE TOMORROW
I'm not that dumb i had to say that
what
watch YOUR language bucko
this is your fault terra
you're infecting everyone with wordle
embrace it
OH LORD
not enough
ITS ENOUGH
finally tobyfox feeds his fanlings
2 chapters that i will complete in a few hours that were developed for years ๐ญ
deltarune is really tomorrow this is insane
i know i must scream to the world
but can't
in honour of pride month
i thanks Markos picture for making me insane
I've decided that Jack is the reincarnation of Henry of Skalitz from kcd2
bad aim
jack is not hungry
where'd you get that from
not that he isn't from kcd as well
jack IS from kcd trust me
he just wasnt born yet
nooo
look jack is half american and half canadian how do you expect him travelling from czechia to another continent even not born
trust me he finds a way
he's from the kingdom in bohemian then travelered via air
yknow when like
blow flowers get blown they fly everywhere
he hopped on an airplane (a very common way of transport in the 12th century) and traveled to Canada
why is he half American and half Canadian
pick a struggle
bro travelled when he was in balls more than i did
whatever go my Czech Jack
check jack
checks jack
looks healthy to me
silksong.. this year
peak
funny reference typo
cout
c++ madness
dleltarune t romeow
no fucking way
ifeel like this channel is the best for this type of post
princess tycoon for whatever reason
a replika? in a princess tycoon roblox game?
ELSTEERRR
GETYO ASS HOME
home area in signalis :(
please try czech homeless simulatotr
i love it
i might've heard of it
my muchacho and i have goat skins ๐ค
i cant find a better recent screenshot enjoy the chaos
EPIC MINI GAMES
There! There! ok
yes epic mini games
take your pills grandpapa
back in my days
tix huh
back in my days 80 robux got you an entire outfit
now you're doomed to be next to me in the role list thing
i have 0 roblox from my date of registering. yes i tried getting free robux from the generator
not really I was on steam when tix was flourishing
I joined Roblox around late 2016 or something I don't remember
so a few months after tix got removed
i wish i was on epic games on old times they used to give away bangers like borderlands 3 i wasn't acknowledging epic back then
ah yes 0 roblox
0 Roblox!
life
is roblox
peak ๐
dj khaled
now i have to play tiny tina wonderlands (borderlands spinoff epic games recently gave away ๐ญ)
I have this one steam game I've never finished because I wasn't mentally there (played it always during the night
About Elise
no idea what it's about
never gone past the 4th puzzle
gave up
SOBBING
it's worse than the pre sequel
is it really
well i can't say it's bad but it went from cool badass guns to medieval guns and stuff
kingdom
im going insane
at least they gave out kingdom come deliverance
henry is reminesent of kelvin sometimes
in specific angles
and whatever this is
OH MYGOD
at least i was there to claim bloons tower defense 6
at least i don't play fortnite
i hope my glorious 16 gb of ram aren't crying after 70% usage
hat
wgrt
i have 10 hours before kingdom come deliverance 2 finished installing
what do i do inthe meanwhile
play deep rock galactic ๐ค
I'M NOT PLAYING DEEP ROCK GALACTIC
i have nuked a cocky driller
it was enjoyable
why
i dont trust anything that you say
this one.... is an exception
it's goated
WHY ARE THERE TWO CZECH HOMELESS SIMULATORS
yeah if only i didnt put my account's to the date the same day i joined
one is probably a ripoff
its peak i bombed my friend with a nuke mortar rounds grenades c4 a minigun and everything i could
"there werent any signs"
i will send a clip
theyre both made by the same group
oh god i got reminded of no more room in hell
oh my god
here you go buddy
OH GOD
THIS GAME DOESNT NEED ALL THAT DRAMA
i also died afterwards trying to save him because nobody did
haista ๐ฃ๏ธ
peak
HEADING FOR ORBIT
yeah bro there were 10 seconds to escape left and i didnt notice
3.. 2... 1๐ฅ
yes i deserve my 3 engineer promotions
i got tired of being bombed as a scout so i had to start my villain arc to become the explosives grandmastesr
reasonable crashout
now that i'm seeing my reaction time to bomb a person is suspiciously low
bro nearly got to the pod
there is literally a rocketjump overclock that adds rocket jumping to your grenade launcher
my dwarven three knights member usually falls to his demise using it
oh shit
what
open up
rocketjumpa
trolldier
there is a primary weapon with a pump action overclock so you can rocketjump and shoot someone with a literal shotgun
oh thats peak
can relate
to rocketjumping??
to sweating i didn't get the rj compound overclock yet
ohh shit
no yeah dudeit went like
from 5Cยฐ to 27Cยฐ it's an insane jump
peak temperature today was 30c for me
and on sunday i'm going to experience the godly sun's rays at positive 35 degrees celsium
cant be me i'll be going to the river
cant
i cant swim so i'll have to rely on the ground to not fall under me
no river mate
cant walk
ah my bad
fortunately for not long
goodbye microsoft teams hello deep rock galactic
๐ญ
i dont have kcd2 and im not playing a game where you are hungry for 90% of the gameplay
it's the biggest game i have ๐
(not in terms of size it's 3gb)
i starved arthur through ALL of rdr2 ๐ญ
20% hunger? you're alive and can walk that's good talk to me when you're losing health buddy
i cannot physically read that give me 4 minutes
not to brag but i got the haz 5 no death no resupply achievement
umm that method clarity won't help lad
i got it
thats great grandpa
why the hell this chat turned into a nursing home
grandpa of the forest
dementia update ๐ฅ
id love a hallucination update
keep you on your toes
we need a villain in grandpa of the forest that will put a single cyanide pill into your container of dementia pills
thats oddly specific
do you have experience
"i knew this woman was vile"
WHAT
wrong one
we should teach elderly people to gamble
mate thats basic europe
this happened in europe too
i meant that im proud eurpoean
SOBBING???
this is insane
you are not even certain lad
i only understood poland
thats enough for me
๐ต๐ฑ
i understand all
slavic power
i can only understand 3 slav languages and a half ๐
and for some reason one of them is basically only the dialect
im following an engineer with a grenade in my hands
peak
is it live
no
i can start a twitch for you
hmm dicord is a valid streaming option too
he was hungry i guess
onboard mainframe booting- ๐ฅ
im here
THE GRANADE
NOT THE STREAM, TERRA
cant believe spidy played only 20h of this peak
sons of the furrest
im going back into my hole now after saying this
A much better game it would be :Kelvin_nerd:
make kelvin krill call him krelvin
@cout<<"valerio"; i entrust you
wht
whatdii do
buddy im the last person to be affiliated with this
after terra
krill
krelvin
WHAT
OH
OH
god i need my glasses
what arer we doing again
my glasses literally broke a couple minutes ago ๐
krelvin kelvin krill
why is he krilling
furrest
Oh my god i understood the mission
let me get my gaomon
i didnt understand the mission did i
idk ๐
am i supposed to furrify kelvin as a krill
my door dash driver having a mid life crisis i have to go side quest for some food
i trust u
TO DO WHAT
W
i believe in u valhalla oreo
WHAT DID IDO
they're finally delivering my pizza hut you can rest easy
๐thank u
holds my face in agony and fear
it's ok have a breadstick
Oh hell yeah
ceo of being lazy
here you go some calories for you
breadsticks
carbs
damn it
freakass wheel
ew
where is the
right there
it's not there i can't see it
right there
that's your schizophrenia
She kept shooting me and i had to keep removing decals
i take decorating very seriously
i would shoot you too
with the get out gun
i wish i had my old pc's memory i had so manyscreens
pc issue
bold to assume we'd ever cross paths in gmod
i dont doubt youd shoot me
you SEVERELY scare me
๐
sw tractor
even if we did
i'm more for throwing shit at you, sw tractor, decoration and png chase
๐คจ
WHAT DOYOUWANT FROM ME
i spend atleast 30 minutes decorating a random room i found out can be accessed and is empty
based
im loved
in honor of pride month
whatever gren was goind through
banned a man in 3.08s proud of myself
HUH
he called me the forbidden word and exploded when i tried to save my homie
ahhh alright!
i doubt that he called exactly me the word but he lowkey pissed me
ehhh fair enough
dang dinally
dinally ๐ญ
dinally!
im calling my 4 kids that
wait what
kids
IM JOKING I DONT HAVE KIDS
never planning
im still out here trying to make hyperboles mate
im going to make an army of terralings for you to be scared every second of your puny little life
NO
STOP IT
go to sleepterra
its past your bed time
DELTARUNE TODAY
NO WAY
DELTARUNE !!!
TODAY
yes now take your pills
me?
us?
WE are completely fine
totes
i bet a hundred bucks that there will be ralsei in the game
you should bet 1
I don't have 100
life is
well done terra
i hope they discuss unemployment and its benefits in at least one chapter
are you the inspiration
it's around 10/11 in the morning probably and you're ALREADY on deep rock galactic
overclocks won't wait
its joever
you are not buying deltarune on day 1 i see
I never played deltarune I watched gameplays
there are no microtransactions
missing out on peak
i remember when i thought mp4 was some mp3 2.0 shit or something
that's actually very real i can't bully you for that
the peak in question
god I fucking love that
yes
nui!
i hope there will be the same typa music in ch3-4
it's Toby fox we're talking about of course there's gonna be
they know how to do updates
unlike SOME company
ehh fair enough honestly
im afraid there will be no peak left after deltarune full release i have to take everything in my hands
jack in deltarune when
speaking of jacks
i really encountered him i think im being spied on
HUH
tick tock
WHAT IS WRONG EITH HIM
WHY IS HE BLUE
OH
i have never played borderlands
how do i know lad
idk you look like the person to play borderlands
with all the free time in your hands
deltarune 2 tomorrow
Yay!
my gallery doesn't feel so good
important announcement
SOBBING I JUST SAW THAT
this is no longer relevant ๐
no yes it is
it's jack Holt
verse
deltarune today!
don't worry
deltarune.. TOday.
you type like you're about to have a seizure
are you with us
3
2
1
WOE
jacklings upon ye
you were searching for this for 3 minutes
I had it on my TT account
I coudlnt find it in my gallery
I'm cleaning up useless videos
deltarune tomorrow
it's today grandpa
i have a random tf2 video that is 20k views ๐ญ
SOBBING?
I think my highest video is 1k views and 231 likes
1/5 of likes for views is good concentraion
direct proportion!
my recent stupid af video is 1k views rn homie
and it's 96 likes ๐ญ
WHAT 8S THAT
i didnt think it would go past like 500
SOVBBING
i published it during night don't judge me
and the deltarune tomorrow slideshow got 14 views ๐
i guess my location doesn't correspond to deltarune lovers
i will have to make a separate account for that
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
my most "successful" video is 28.4k views and 2.2k likes but it was literally the napoleon trend
oh lord
napo
and my most video that i made myself 27k views and 4k likes
ok im not a failure
now put that energy
into getting 27k views on a job review
im not getting a job
get some water and soap at least
never
actually I can't speak Im a pyro main
OH GOS EPIC REWIND.OH MYGOD
OH LORD
yes it is the reason its like 1-2k views idk
OH LAWD
i thought it was stupid as hell and didn't want to publish it
i'm glad i got over my delusions
good job bald lynx
??
exactly.
AW
it's quite sad most of my videos are directed to eastern europe
i can't really make a video that will go to america and the west about deltarune ๐ญ
make
east deltarune
the capitalists are going to crush me like a bug
fair enough...
rdiohed
whatever
exactly dude that's what I'm saying
sans
GO OUTSIDE NOW
no
deltarune in 2 hours 22 minutes
oh lord
i hope the internet will explode
gary will do
i would lose my determination if i saw a living skeleton
delntarue
yes grandpa
i hope i dont get nuked when it releases
sure
revenge on the nextbot ๐
OH LORD
s.l.a.m. allows rocketjumping wow
having to fight for my life
behind you
13!
๐ก
13
wait youre so wrong pal
that's 13*12...*1
IT'S 13
IT'S WRITTEN IN PURE SPRAY!!1
i made my first door!!
OH THAT'S PEAK
what is v1 doing there
building house
oh that's
peak decoration
i think he got it wrong but ok
and he just blocked it
oh so smart
you're not going to believe this
deltarune in 56 minutes and 46 seconds!
also whatever
OH PEAK
DECORATIONS
justice
what if deltarune release time is the world end countdown
probably!
DELTARUNE IN 15 MINUTES
OH LOORDD
deltarune in 5 minutes
omg
it's out
hold your horses toby
oh LORSD
deltaruhne today
no bro
deltarune 5 minutes ago
deltarune yesterday
deltarune tomorrow.. oh wait
what if it's before
25% of peak installed
65% of peak installed
peak downloaded straight into brain's bloodstream ๐ง
poggers
of course you're here bitch
I'm not giving you 100 bucks
plese
find ORK
WORK
brother
chapter 3 is great
i haven't seen anything like this before
i have 6k dollars in this game at least ๐ค
๐ญ๐ญ
you're scary
i just fought a literal water cooler wdym
i forgot to save
i chose the correct option
are you on chapter 3
yes
omg i have so much to say
what stage are you on and what is the choice i dont get it
im about to do the final(?) round and i flirted with the water cooler
does flirting even do anything
i just did the act coolX stuff and spared or you mean the pacifist route
flirting is basically solo action to give spare %
it still added mercy just slower
yeah that's the point
like did you do the S rank after stage stuff
after round 2 yea
and im scared i got locked out but surely not
toby fox would never
i forgot to save after round 1 and immideatly started the game
and i will be keeping my eyes peeled
oh my god
so i s ranked because i actually did better at cooking, not like the first time..
i love the random moments where you can make ralsei blush
the graphics are like rave graphics, high tripping level
ong
i was really shocked when i saw tenna for the first time and i thought that was mike
please for the love of god don't tell me i fucked myself out of the secret boss i will replay this whole chapter if i really have to
i don't know but i think you have to do these activities? at least once after a chapter im not sure, i've heard there's also something about T ranks
the map is different on each stage and there are secret locations in the "original game" so probably you have to S rank all?? not certain still
i saw some stuff and got scared of being spoiled
im just going to have faith ill be ok
yeah otherwise good luck on your new save lol
i suck at dodging
photography is crazy
i wonder why kris gotta uncover scary shit by himself mostly
i wonder why roulx and lancer don't petrify
wait this is a lightners live, but ralsei said he's a darkner. is he a lightner or is tenna just ignorant?
did you enter the room to the right on the green room?
did u
yes
cool same lol
it's related to the creepy for you game
huh? now im confused
there is a code you need to enter another room and you needed a sword from the game to reveal it
wow it goes real deep
i can understand why you consider it creepy now tbh
i wishnt to be spoilered so imma dip for now ๐
i wont
dw
sup
very probably the sdcon
second
OHH MY GODDDD
i will refrain from statement
too much black and white tv ๐
ralsei a bit too feminine
not being able to rock as a guy ๐ญ
hes inspiring
yes
i want to perfect the rhythm game but
too good i have to go slepe
im so sad i will never make deltarune. it makes me feel like a failure and miserrable, but hopes and dreams of creating something great as this are still present
i got kc:d2 is it gay
okay mate
idk
i dont play queer game
says the deltarunner
i beat chapter 3 and it does seem you can indeed get locked out of the secret boss which is pretty fucked up
and after starting chapter 4 i feel guilted into rerunning 3 and trying to get it unlocked this time
kingdom come deliverance?
yeis
I got it recommended but I ain't got the first kc:d
"it's like rdr2 but medieval"
neat
im loving it
im getting scolded by hans right now
no idea if its a spoiler or not
not really
i'm loving that too
wait can i say that does it sound weird
its certainly a choice
oh fuck
well no fucking shit ๐ญ
they had to put that there for IGN
bleeding injuries beed
my power went out btw can u fix it
how am i supposed to deltarune like this
rslaei
ralsie
realsi
ralsie :33
i dont have my certificate yet i cannot mess with wires
my goat
legally
it's just a little bit of messing with power lines
just
ralsi somewhat cuter than arseil
switch the power off and on
if the inside power panel doesnt work
go to the outside one
did u start chapter 4
easy!
or beat chapter 3
grandpapa go sleep please
or
grandmama im not sure yet
im doing the secret route so i have to do all that annoying stuff and i got tired
deltatune tomorrow
the what route
wait don't spoil
never
deltatune ๐ญ
there is always a secret route.
deltatune should be the name of that musical minigame
yes yes yes
are u talking smthn like snowgrave
im not entirely sure about that but im talkin jester and spamton neo
or just the secret boss stuff
o ok
that's why i need to replay it
fucked up toby, having people be able to get locked out based on their gameplay performance :(
i did it before the release, zero regrets. Except i spent like a ton of items on that
challenge i guess
i mainly catch bullets with my body but i still manage to s rank ๐ญ
gotta make me replay the whole dam chapter tho for it??? :(
its not that long tbh
prob not for a second run
but i do wanna make sure i get everything again
anyways goodnight im too pogged about raesil rythm game ๐
that can be a lil tiring lowkey
understandable and relatable, goodnight
i honestly think there is another level of stuff NOBODY will get until an official reveal from toby or it will just be left to dust
sounds abt right
correction, everything i can
for example i don't have starwalker and im pissed at myself for that ๐
i might as well replay the whole game again honestly
THEYRE SPEKAING CZECH WHATDOIDO
oh that mesage came very late my wifi's ass
delatrune.....tomorrowmmm..
learn czech duh
go to sleep pops
my bad i'll be reborn in bohemia give me a few years
๐
IM SOBBING IVE SEEN THIS 10 TIMNES I LOVE IT EVERYTIME
fentanyle
i cant sleep because wtff?? Dleatrune today??
what the fuck did i just watch ๐ญ
idk
i need ralsie to hug me rn
the best thing ever
replay tutorial fight of chapter 1
my ancestors are proud of me wanting a hug from a fictional pixelated goated during night
no like really. fluffyyy.
peak evolution
maybe they also waited for deltarune
raleis waited for deltarune release to see my beauty through my webcam to say nothing.
im too stunning
waited the same amount of time
yeah you stun people into comas
oh wait ancestors waiting for d3ltaruen
can't wait for chapter 5 and 6 next decade ๐
flatline though
alongside the sotf update
maybe theyll come out after a sotf update
yooo julius they done released chapter 3 and 4
go my magnus
mangus
what we gettin first sotf update for next deltarune chapter(s) place your bets
Carlo Magno whatever his name is spelt like in english
rafts:2
OH
mango
i didnt read that properly
Rafts:2
i fucking hate rafts
in sotf
my bad, i should've used my commas better
i didnt pass college english to wind up like this
def deltarune
holt on
what's wrong with the snail paced limited utility mouse sensitivity breaking rafts valerio
stop bein a hater :(
when the snail gets you and deltarune is no longer tomorrow:
THEYRE RAFTS
USELESS
WE COULDVE GOTTEN THE MOUNTAIN CLIMBER
beer
the climbing pick will never exist :(
it was in our minds
BUT NO LET'S ADD A Pteridium aquilinum FROM THE FIRST GAME
don't look at the inventory screenshot in the sotf steam page
Im gonna aggressively sleep now
how does that work mate
it plays the sotf night raid sound when they wake up
uhmm so i take my plushie imagine its ralsie (its not) and hug it aggressively and then go zzzzz
ok rock and roll peepl
don't forget
im going to remind you of this in 3 days
what is kromer translated to in czech
i havent been REBORN YET
I'MSTILL ITALIAN
power came back on :)
grind more trials for the rebirth tokens vro
u only need 20 to run the rebirth trial
my mistake original gangster
oh wait it's closed rn u have to wait for season 4
mb
i want hans's voice for jack
henry's too brit sounding
ralsei bath water
alright pops
yes thats my finale
i think
Go to bed
jobs are waiting for you tomorrow
why must ye act like you're not on the verge of being banned ๐
i swear i smelled it for a second im sorry im going to sleep now i need sleep
i only have a single life
to do shit
terra you wont rebirth as a bohemian mercenary like me
do it somewhere else please i beg you
goodnight im filled with determnkation now thank you
:(
no
spidy, woe a bad night to them
ask for the bedbugs in person to bite them
im gonna spoil what happens to ralsei in chapter 4
WOE spoiler upon ye
No
rhymes with ceased
nothing int his game is straight
what are we delivering?? pride flags??
kingdom come deliverance or deltarune
or sons of the forest
all 3 of them
(kingdom come deliverance)
this average ass shit got 1k views ๐ญ
i didn't event put any effort in it
detarune today yay!!
wow i just noticed a line "kris, you have to get fun from games, not accepting them like a job" it is probably related to somehow grinding the secret game
25$ and ralsei singing is all yours
@Terra i am in a state of misery
perpetual agony, if you will
doing the secret stuff, ive lost all grasp on the world
IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO KILL THEM THAT FAR
if ur on the fight that im on :(
they're literally
i also wonder if the forbidden path began with ice magic is related to snowgrave
oh so i HAD to get to the crossroad
damn im dumb
also if you got to the secret 8bit game, do you think the ice mage is Dess? i think so because it says she was used up and was mentioned recently by tenna
possibly, they have been rly weird about her
did you get the shelter key
im past that
ok imma smash that save button rn
i made a separate save to play rock game without any shit happening
im at what i am PRAYING to be the boss
is it the cooler spidy ๐
but atp i wouldnt be surprised if my soul gets crushed and the real fight is right after this pos
no
i also wonder why is ralsei depicted here or somethnig
thats toriel lol
parental lock on the tv
no buddy i won't unspoiler that
interact with the door and all will be known
im talking about gifting susie ice cream from the name of ralsei and him blushing rn pal
ralsei is somewhat strange like why don't you petrify in ANY world and why did lancer and roulx stop that
what the fuck why is the key running away
i cant remember if that was touched on or not in an earlier chapter because i thought it kinda was
stage fright
nvm me
yes it was lancer said "oh dont be afraid i still have time before petrifying" but he still doesn't.it's either a hole or somehow a genius detail
wtf
toriel kidmapping
well i did everything so ok another board
wait is this just a loop where i have to choose the other action
that took a shady twist
spamton??
mike isn't existent / not listening to tenna
i too am in the cooler flirt moment again
half of deltarune feels like a shitpost
i just fought rouxls that was AMAZING ๐ญ๐ญ
๐ญ
morning
oh lord the gay game talking
wait this gotta be major
you just didnt play deltarune
deltarune tomorrow
will that ungay me
since negative times negative is positive
idk
btw spidy did you manage to defeat the knight tho
not yet
that is my current objective
i have, it's hell
i don't even know if it's worth it because do i need these damn eggs or snowgrave for some cool secret in future ๐
god bless you
im on my nth attempt
need a tip?
anyways the ending is strange and confusing still, i dont get why we meet the final boss so early ๐ญ i hope ch 4 will have something to gobble on
bold assumption
nah i think i have the strat down i just need to get good at dodging lol
my prayers champ my prayers
furthest ive made it is to that 3rd spear attack where it's insanely fast
coordination is my weakness ๐
like the sans bones like thing
where you have to stay in between them
no that one im pre good with
like the projectiles that spawn all over the place and shoot in a straight line at your location
ah
where he slashes the box you're in and then there's a small crevice you have to dodge in
no the other one
that one im also good with lol
the second version?
no like
a bunch of small blades will spawn and track you until they eventually fire at you
ah i got it
the first one is bearable but later it gets too fast and you're having a lot of them circling you
awful one i almost failed ๐ tbf i won by sheer luck
nah. confess your skill
embrace it
i personally think i suck because i usually got a ranks for battles (s rank for tp, a rank for amount of turns and b for getting hit)
but maybe im wrong idk
a rank don't suck ๐
i wish i had more revivemints
wait i might be the dumbest person alive
ok bro you were right
a rank isnt bad
a ranking a song sucks more
but the music is fire
borderlands 2 is free on steam
with a catch :(
wdym
new terms of service have been pushed out to all 2k/take-two games
basically companies being pieces of shit moment, now u have less freedom with ur copy of the game and data collection stuff
i hope they change that after review bombing
surley
i finally won
because i finally learned YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY FUCKING FIGHT IVE BEEN JUST TRYING OUTLAST AND BE A PRETTY NICE PACIFIST ๐ญ
hahaha and you told me you have a strategy of talking to a shadow being that instead of communicating is screeching ๐
i personally did that for a while until i realised the mercy bar is not existent so i had to do damaging
ralsei is dying instantly on that battle
there's a jack in deltarune
no fucking way
jack :)
i was just being nice :(
my sunshine
i like to hold jack like that one picture of Jesus holding a lamb
IF ONLY
RHERW WAS A CLIMBING DEVOCE
TO HELP JACK HELP FRAINDS CLAIMB
wait did you watch the gameplay
you scroundel
No I'm being angry at endnight
referencing
no way bro jack black joined me
i will name my son jack so he will be the son of the forest
no way
this must be chatted in jack holt thread
few years ago i was OBSESSED with a pm
couldnt remember it until i was drawing a character i made
fuckjass disgusted cat pm
you're taking too long
no
never late for jack
you're taking too too
haha nice reference there bucko
having borderlands 2 for free and not being able to play it feels like this
deltarune tomorrow
terribly sorry
OHMYGOD
well thats the model i'd use for a mimic ig
if i remember correctly chapter 2 was released during covid so it was double poggers
that long??
we got a techno chapter while using crap ton of tech
i dont remember much
i don't even remember when covid ended dude
after transferring to online school time got fucked up
ah i was so young and green back then
too bad womp womp
young and green???
deltarune chapter 2 released almost 4 years ago
dumbass
why are you green
stop that
thank you
yup
OH MY GOD
green flashbang
MY ENTIRE ROOM FLASHED GREEN
you might have not noticed but i have almost entirely remove red and blue colors only leaving green behind
that's not the peak green i've achieved, i've slightly debuffed it. imagine the full version.
๐ญ
also how come have i flashed you
i switched from my game
and i still have my lights off till it's actually so dark it hurts
ah shite
and i tabbed to discord and that damned image managed to flash enough of my living space
am silly
what the fuck
and green
Rare Game Over Screen
i tried
ENOUGH
i will send you this picture at exactly 23:18 pm and your balls will explode
tick tock tick tock
what possible timezone
NO WAIT IDK WHEN TOPREPAERE
cooked
you're truly cooked only when spidy actually says you're cooked
NO
i will forgive if you move here for life
IM NOT GOING TO ISOLE ELISSE
if orgot their name
sorry i dont understand pizza
no wait thats tuscany's territory yeah i can go there
i was about t scream at youfor even suggesting for me to live in rome
it's a random arrow
isole eolie
not elisse
border collie isladn
oh wow i haven't played the monkey microtransaction game in 4 months wow
i think i just agreed to sell my own data but i don't really care
what
he has a quest
theyre after you now
im scared of quincy
or the dart monkey
i need to make money on whatever this is
oh neat
16 whatever this is
henry โค๏ธ
no
i won't play this shit
it has swords in it
anything else
men
look at him
no
lost european brother
im a big europe fan
you have horses
but not gay
im in
are we
are we sure
becayse i can go to the start of this thread
eh you wont get it
-+
whoops
im not a big battery fan
we're in like
the sacred STOP thesacred roman empire
so we're slavs
you are not
balkan bozo
no but i am slavic
actually i won't say anything i will hear you out
how come
mother's side is ukrainian and ive lived a few years
youre not slavic if your parents didnt beat you
lost the ability to speak and write (barely can read)
but i understand most slav languages
well my father's italian he couldnt beat me ๐ญ
womp womp
ofc slav parents beat you thats written lore
for some reason
i gained the ability to socialize with more people though
thats cool
eh
the only languages i can barely understand are usually the southern balkans
wow choosing ninja and magic monkey was very clever that was a very prescripted choice
why is that
you see if you upgrade wizard monkey to 0-3-2 you can destroy most hard bloons like camo lead and ninja is just good at shooting a lot of shuriken as extra fire power. quincy is just an archer.
peak
what the hell happened here ๐
wait also if you didn't communicate with the local homeless you aren't a true slav
you aren't sneaky boy
what
we lived amisdt the camps we had tons unfortunately
specially pre-covid
culture sharing
jack holt's favorite according to thread
"unfortunately"
jack holt is a slav
all i have to share is elon and trump are having a rough break up
eh economy manipulation
i've heard the stocks are very unlegly is that right
doomed yaoi or something
joe
between elon and trump or ukraine
im gonna cry ๐ญ
our stocks are indestructible shut up
uh tesla stonks are crashing rn lol
well we have sort of material loss going on its a BIT hard to sell
a SLIGHT bit
idk let me play my gay kingdom game
kingdom come ๐
what level are u guys at on divineko
what the hell is that
:(
cooked
i feel like ive heard of it
aint it like that one
it's similar to cats are liquid style
huh
it's silly drawing cat game
sorry i dont play mobile games
the gameplay style's similar
time to get hip vro
i would rather prefer to main dart monkeys than play that
well i can say that i enjoyed robbing people in kingdon come deliverace
i need 2,63$ to buy free 200 monkey cents in the beginning of game permanently
life goals
kingdom c
i forgot to place benjamin
bro is brighter than the flashlight
i need his skincare routine
his skin glows
bro
is
he's just a silly guy
ignore his knowledge on how to craft an ied
another medal
he can drink liquor like water
we need a the forest game where you have to search for fentanyl in order for your heart to keep pumping and uncover secrets
ok im almost there
my capabilities of learning to do random shit are scary
i'm not even using 1% of my power
what are u working on
0 misses or a t rank
need to make ralsei proud so he doesn't commit jump out of the window in his room in chapter 5 (YOU scared me for a second)
๐ญ
yes
my bad gang
cry about it
godspeed
idk why i suck at timing sometimes in deltarune lol
imagine if t rank actually need ALL gold notes
death
im not doing that bud
but 0 misses sounds possible
mike door will unlock trust
i never actually played rhythm door before
its already unlocked i completed the fight
oh so you didnt
im still in dark world in chapter 4
umm i guess you should check on castle town after beating it
bangin' sermon my man
sorry i cant comprehend your 12 am speech
i love deltarune its now a favorite game
goddamn horse ๐ญ
Horsey
what do i wearfor a medieval wedding
it is forcing me to get a bohemian hat
YES
YES
masterpiece
i need a weekly deltarune dose
thats the part of 12 pm speech i can totally agree with
deltarune tomorrow
i used to think ralsei's combo is unbeatable
im very close
i've noticed that rhythm is somewhat wrong in certain parts
i've read reddit of borderlands and it's said that 2k eula situation was a hoax that spiraled out of control and there's nothing too bad going on
i want to believe
what
oh lord
it's rumored that borderlands is a spyware after a new eula update
WHAT
(i scream, not having it at all)
where did the rumor even start
some guy released a video analysing the eula and said that now it's officially spyware it collects your photos credit card numbers etc etc (jack pics too)
THE JACK PICTURES NO
who believed all that ๐
internet
basically this
too bad eulas are mostly nerd lawyer talk that cant just be less serious
"thy shalt not use theth gameth for advantageth of yourth own"
it mostly looks like they just made a singular universal eula for the games and people treat it strange
eh
free is free
i think handsome jack is in borderlands 2 and it is currently free so... ๐
Bless you
one part of the song makes me fail
god hard mode is awful
i would rather play kcd that ts
its so great its not loading
im afraid im gonna rip space fabrics one day
hey just so you know
green
you don't have to send me your dumbass italian agents
they're after me
we're everywhere
what can i say
the greatest experience i've had lately, meeting another jack is refreshing
i thank steam, gaben, gearbox and 2k for gifting me borerlan 2 for free and it is so cool that this is the part where we have jack
there is also pre sequel but im not mad
tried another song it's good too but not the last one
yeah i would like seeing toby beating that on s rank ๐ญ
OH LAWD
shut up
ok but actually when is the ralsei and noelle duo up
never because i've always been with ralsei
and honestly i cant see susie as noelle because she cant learn at school and kris either
ralsei would just be doomed to have aids forever
what
did you watch the videk
noelle went to the university to make cure for aids for ralsei and i think that nobody that has ever been in a party with ralsei is capable of studying so hard as noelle
i have to sleep and im discussing this shit ๐
i was talking about an actual noelle and ralsei duo up in game ๐
๐ ๐ฌ
no ralsei aids
you see they don't meet much
as they split up so kris can get the noelle lore
well i guess its a smartass gng duo up
brother ralsei literally went from dark mysterious prince to being a cute little white fluff boy that says uwu
i just had a terrifying moment where i couldn't tell which of my legs were which
i never want to experience that again
anyways what were we talking about
what
your right leg is right spidy dw
see what i did there
yall too imagine you are hugging a plushie in your imagination because society doesn't accept that..? anyone?
no i have to go sleep really
i was sitting kris cross applesauce
punishmemt drink 1 oz applesauce
1 oz apple shampoo
is it the human sized one
yeah
sans x toriel canon ๐ญ
and susie is a lesbian
toby fox making things look normal but they are not
that shit caught me off guard ๐
i discovered that today because of the "how to draw dragons"
how did you just now realize this
we got grounded 2 before a sotf update </3
SOBBINGGG
berdly said in the librarbry that the dragon on it looked rather suggestive and kris didn't return it for years (?), and susie is basocally a lizard. i thought she was blushing and wanted to "see it again" because it's cool/badass ๐ญ
oh lawd where were you in the fandom of early deltarune release
if you're gonna plรฒay kcd2 this IS a spoiler, from chapter Necesary Evil
always have been there
no im not
then you can watch
never
then DONT
EVER!!!!!!!!!
what do you think is icnoic
and would represent the entire real life
the 7 totally not suspicious floppas
wordle shenanigans
oh god
that was a bit too much burgers
achoo
im not blessing you
ac
assasin creed
my first time meeting a homophobic kcd2 fan
aSSDIN CRED
whom exactly
ehh i suppose it was a joke so dont come at me
had only subtle tones of homophobia
some guy in the kcd server
they call 'im beebeem
most was jokes
Some had some outlines that made some other people concerned
so i wouldnt call him homophobic but there mustve been something to him
i wouldnt join a kcd server
though i got banned from the deltarune server
I had to
I needed help for a thing
WHAT
HOW
actually no Im not too surprised
i prefer not to say that
but i think i shouldn'tve been banned because i was directed to a channel that said "this is not a punishment, you will just discuss why you're here (possibly warning system?)" and got banned after i went to drink water
im not that mad anyways its just a bunch of weebs screaming for spoilers and against them
oh bless you
๐ญ
going for water was the crime
told you jack was here somewhere
fucking around artstyles
oh right
deltarune players are afraid of coolers and dodge water droplets grazing them for tp
why dog body say life love
thats the shirt
i ghought it was a normal dog smoking
we dont do animal cruelty here
and not a furry
are you sure
they putting make up on a dog oh hell nah ๐
hopefully
whatever
people are lacking sleep while i am here neglecting my sleep rights
i feel empty and guilty
what could that mean
OKAY
apparently the giant ass tv guy doing the default dance doesnt weird you out but a dawg does
thats toby fox
toby is toby
i cant expect anything from hiom
go my lifelover band
m/s salmonella is NOTthat jiggy
not one reason why he should be doing allat
ok
goodnight
yes im not gonna sleep
go sleep
s e x
ok buddy go sleep now
baby's first words
ok
it's not even midnight yet
for me it is, past 50 minutes
sorry im not a big pizza guy
i got 10 minutes
you futuristic carcal
and i wont be running away from a tower
OH
PIZZA TOWER
elite ball knowledge i'm not even mad
yeah the one you tax evade at
pay up
no stop it i dont wanna
capitalism gang ๐
uwu
what the fuck
bless you
i wonder if kralsei is considered say gex
okay i really have to go sleep now
cut my cables
pull the plug
goodnight
half life source was ahead of its time
what have i done
i found an oldscrfeenshot
WHAT THE HELL ๐ญ
check!
OH
thank you for your feedback
why is your physgun white and salute 36
wjhat
i like MY PHYSGUN WHITE
i wqs randomly fire at parkour and clipped it
I was just messing around with hl source weapons
though hl2 slams are the same but i dont care
this got 1000 views overnight.
O WAY
that is peak
wow i made a most random clip at least a bit entertaining
brainrot
whatever
holy shit
OH GOD
yeah i have 27 hours in the new jack game now
there's also gambling as i discovered
he found a wild slot machine and started cranking it right away ๐
hey where is the [HeartShapedObject].
no heart
heartless
evening
thought he was dead
goodbye
i wish
he won't ever
so i tried using tools i didn't use and the destructible props addon roasted me
OH LORD
i think you can tell what i did here
oh that's peak
and strangely smart
do you have a fever today
yes
me neither henry
me neither
ok champ
Henry has a max carry of 800 items
or usually at the starting of the events you can carry 200 items
so you could carry 200 herbs and be overweighted by them
or 200 broad swords and then be overweighted
yeah good balance
jack doesn't have this problem
yeah until you have 5 skulls and an entire empty inventory and he says "nah i cant carry this skull"
๐ญ๐ญ
lmaooo
just noticed this
damn 40 celsium
are you baked yet
i was deep fried
cooked
what on god'sgreen earth
it's a hotel
he really wants that burger ๐
inside of the 01 skyscraper
why are you even asking
WHAT HAPPENED
rendering
whatever this is
notice how susie doesn't care
ralsei, susie, tenna, roulxs kaard and coach in the same room is crazy
i cant make elevators
use thrusters that can be commanded with up and down buttons
you have a top base and a lower base
that's where it'll move
to not make the elevator go left or right just
don't give it key binds to move left or right
same should work for anyone in that elevator
nevermind I forgot
ugh shut up
nerd
i will use the wire mod
oh yeah forgot that existed
I'm gonna tell spidy you bullied me brutally
i honestly hate keybinds
i have a sans light AND a camera both binded to num0
there's always buttons
not in vanilla garry ๐
the num0 camera is so real
wdym
I might've been using wm accidentally then
oh god there are cpus
ye
you should also check out GPaint
what's that about
guess what
spray Paint? picture Paint? Wall Paint?
screen paint
like camera screens creation but canvases
apparently
there are levers in vanilla that work
ohhh peak
i have some prop floating in the sky that's glitching and can't be removed and seemingly decreases fps ๐
AOBBING???
whatever this is
he has a PLAN
what the hell is that lmfao
i don't even know
smoke particle of doom??
"what is that black spot on my monitor?"
the humble dead pixels:
essence of digital destruction joined ur server
i can't imagine my friend spawning thousands of these
Iโm playing that rn lol
OH PEAKKK
The First one to be specific
I love rdr2
it can be targeted with the physgun but can't be moved ๐จ
EVEN MORE PEAK
Got them both at GameStop for a good price
i'm afraid a dark fountain hath been opened, it can't even be moved by DETERMINATION
OH LORDS
i hope i wont have to delete my world
the first time i do something not destructive and the knight literally says no
there's literally an indestructible camera too ๐ญ
SPBBIHAGAHAHBA
carbonised camera
close up of whatever this is
WHY OS IT MOVING
..is it?
ITS ALIVE
too bad. roulxs kaard gun
im tenna (btw)
whos that guy on the building
in the background
that little yellow goober?
no
kinda tall
do you mean this absolute gentleman unit dancing behind me?
wait
literally me
it's growing
WHY
idk
tv time music from deltarun was embedded so hard into my brain that its playing for the whole day
whatever
SOBBING
goddamn it
THAT DAMN PICTURE
Why is this still active wtf
we love jack jolt
FUCK
jack holt
it became more of a way to communicate without having to do it directly
we love hack jolt โค๏ธ
not really it's just appreciation of jack holt by showing activity
XD
Fair
well
ill leave yall to enjoy ur Jack cult
your loss
Im personally an Earl kind of guy
GO
you're not appreciative enough of jack hplt
I bet jack holt doesnt have an official server
Yea
thats what i thought
not yet.
Earl does
Give me like 2 years
Ok
Members of Earlcord will fight the Holtcord
In exactly 2 years today
:Cat:
I read that in the worst way possible I don't think I'll call it holtcord
hotcord
not that EITHER
Jackincord
Anyways
you have 2 years to prepare
17th of June 2027
WHAT
OH
what
๐ญ
it cant do 2 years
rip
im writing down that in my calendar lad
Ok
i hope i wont be on a funeral then
it will be jack holts funeral
i see
a certified jack hater
swarm them like bees swarm hornets
Nah, just an earl supporter
june 16 2025
omg jack tomorrow
what could that possibly mean
Is ur pfp a puffy?
I happened to move too fast while having a filter on
LMFAO
there's so many.
and so much worse
they just show my face better which is why I had to choose
this pfp the closest thing anyone can get to seeing me
Wonderful
Motorolas don't handle Snapchat very well
wait
its supposed to be the date but 2027
yes
except the bot is ass
oh god
OH
oh for the love of god
hes making skibidi toilet
with tenna dancing in the background
that's very skibidi
what in the world
is this peak
ipad kid
totally
do you think they will find the exit?
where the fuck is it
no red circle where do I look
right here shawty
(it's a literal cinema)
oh god it's embarassing how stimulating it is
this IS peak
this is how i want my vpn banned friends to watch videos w me
wait it's genius no?
your friends are not valuing you
not all of them have gmod
one of my homies is going to watch videos with me and the other helped me building it
that is absolutely peak
not having gmod ๐ณ๐ง๐ง
i'm going to rewatch tankman 1 and 2 on there
i can give the addon link
but you need the x86-64 beta gmod fork for it to work for some reason
oh lord
actually it's loading and working a bit faster for me i think
opa
copium
this is peak
gg
what could ded possibly mean
i can tell why people play gmod for so long
grandpapa
OH
it's a long story tied with history and one of my brochachos
...and it's like the only acceptable letter combo available in vanilla hl letter props
thats very fair
don't worry we all are basically living in a big nursery house called the world
together we are aging
SOBBING??
having to save every new room and build in the world feels like responsibility
dont pay!
is that a call to dismantle capitalism??
he finally hopped on gmod ๐
nah but dont pay
ok grandpapa
we're literally spamming fortnite emotes after getting the actmod
so i can hit the griddy after killing them or peacefully dance together
it's been only 3 days
fair enough!
this swep is making me mad
ok i see the giant gman toilet you build no need to point at it with the laser pointer lad
the laser pointer NEVER worked for me for some reason
Jackโฆโฆโฆ.Marston
where
WHERE
Here
JAACKKK my son you didnt deserve anything that happened to you ๐
god he looks even more like javier when he's all grown
fortunately abigail going around is a canon theory so eh
-# whatever please change the reaction im going to sad
anyways enjoy this peak statue of us
man i can NEVER
SHARE ANYTHING WITH
god his face is bloated
he gets a mog return in kcd2
well not really
glazer
the two games are lore-wise set 2 hours apart
how the fuck did he do that
all for hans
HENRY
FUCK
WHY MUST THEY BOTH START WITH H
hehehaw
im so sorry
i tried making fish lens effect enjoy this
OHHH LORD
still ugly
"Ah yes let's add a shovel to lock progression and dig bunkers how cinema"
LEAVE HIM ALONE
he's just a bohemian boy
hell no
wdym no
im not leaving him alone
he's just a poor czech blacksmiths boy what do you want from him
a little bit queer but he's good anyway
now yuo see
๐ญ
peak ball ref
dude hold on i'm still fighting toriel
hardest boss oat
wait are you from agartha
i just found his little dialogue face cutie patootie
overly
yeah
where did that
come from possibly
what is agartha
is this some reference i do nt get
oh ok you are not
isnt it that one legendary / imaginary world map
sure sure
did you see the thank you usa for kentucky burger yet
what
kfc - thank you usa feat. kosovo
oh lord
no context
i have to learn to do shit like this to ascend to a different level of these
i pray you make your way into making these because they're peak ๐
oh no i might've remembered death by glamour
oh god oh gosh
so uhh i drank water and life graphics went from 360p to like 4k i think i should start drinking it
good job terra
baby's first water
wait why are you treating me like a baby
same intelligence
OH GOD
gotta learn that move
i have a crazy video idea but i can't draw i can't animate and i have exams in 3 days what the fuck is this life ๐
"my height is average" ๐
what do I reply to this
you don't
what do i do if my friend carries a grenade and destroys everything i build
you kill them and keep targeting them
everything they do
target
an eye of an eye
damn
i ended up having a war in the garage thing i guess
i really want to squeeze everything from undertale but i dont want genocide
kris deltarune
-# the snowgrave route.
Finished RDR 1!
Still a great game!
Now itโs time for 2! :alsoMystify:
PEAAAAAK
yeah i had to fight him
but damn he is kinda sexy
i wonder if it's a generational tradition to make hop on gifs so zesty
dude
interesting beat
deltarune
it sucks ๐ฅ
-# because it's like the first one
ehhh there's a good vision
ok thamk you
delivering 100 kg of your own and other players boxes is peak
im so greedy people leave behind like 7 kg of load because they're lazy and i pick it up and latch onto it like it's treasure for me
package stealing gang ๐
is this peak
this is peak
not to mention you "use" an unborn baby to scan surroundings
i started using epic games again only because of kojima ๐
WHAT ๐ญ
fucking
battleship
ship to 2;5
what
what
i totally didn't lose crates in the river today
fuck you pointing at
i just noticed that i placed my mail box at hostile territory
the mail box
it's going to be a long walk to the eastern coast ๐
running away from the opps with 120 kg load is peak
im gonna kill them
later
im starting to wonder if im greedy by delivering everything by myself or just responsible
yeah im taking it all
both
so basically im roleplaying a delivery truck
well i'll donate a single construction for allat thanks peeps
i wonder how big is the underwear for it to weigh 15 kg
just so you know single handedly delivering 124 of cargo to a single city is a side quest here
124 what? apples? bananas?
kilograms im already thinking in delivery terms
im not doing shit like that again i have to focus on main quests
im on like main order 7 but my rank is already master porter
oh lord
im starting to think multiplayer in here is a bit disbalancing
whyis that
i dont think im supposed to have this much rating so early
i dont get people that throw off such fine cargo and don't deliver while being so close to the capital
also there are foot paths and different structures for getting across terrain all around i think it breaks the idea of making your OWN path a bit
yeah i'll probably make a separate save to enjoy it on my own (probably in a long time)
yay violence!!
well at least i robbed these bitches and someone used my mail box in the enemy territoryโข ๐ญ
oh LORD
nah escaping with 100 kg of their goods is "oh lord"
im so dumb at navigation that i made a few loops at their territory
๐ญ๐ญ
surely at the 4th loop you'll find your way out
yeah i would send it if it wasn't 5 minutes of me running away from them and beating them up
i managed to deliver cargo in 6 minutes while they set a 45 minute requirement
apparently a lot of people left behind cargo on my mail box (proud) but left 0 reviews or likes i feel ignored
sleeptime at 8.30
ya went to bed at 8.31
gang ๐
OH MY GOD
trying to repair my mouse is not going to peak summer 2025 experiences
well i guess i'm officially in the mouse repair community now
jianyu after emerging from the cave water after the puffton arena
do you think he can swim
he can doggy paddle at most
one more thing in common
wait i have a quesiton now a
i hope he didnt he just sunk and crawled the bottom so thats why we didnt see him
i have to deliver more tomorrow so im sleeping
oh lord mystical appearance
everywhere i go
oh nah forestal Miami ain't no fucking way
first picture of jack ever taken
ok dude
little cuties sleeping
are you sure
yeah
he gave me the last thing he had because of his kind heart ๐
ah yes delivering a companion cube
delivering?
like a deliverance?
kingdom come deliverance?
cube??
like the golden cube??
๐
my prayers for you
i literally delivered a pizza to a remote place so i can get the cube there
peak stranding
maybe just maybe i would enjoy kingdom come deliverance but i cant stand that i have to control almost every movement
i swear it's like a kindergarten
mushroom
mushroom
important announcement
thank you i enjoyed the outro tiktok sound
anytime
i swear kojima made use toilet standing just to reference death stranding he likes these strands and things
ppl complain about restoring roads but here i am willing to contribute a lot but others build it too fast
yeah like rebuilding roads is goated because i got 1.8k likes just from being afk and someone driving on it
i have no commentaries except a woman occupied MY shower
what could that mean
my property has been illegally seized by a ceo of a delivery company
ah okay sorry my bad
imcookinbg
what the hell
you burnt my eyes
jianyu's coming for you give him 2 business minutes
oh no the business
ok
i will try to do something with messi
this is strange but i think this deserves to be used
what is that
no he sounds ugly
like the sound
oh god
i accidentally made his theme
apparently i adopted roblox tag somehow
hell no
how do i disadopt it
i'm going to retire from discord at this rate
oh god mushnroom
now try thinking that tennas antennas are eyes
oh god please no
goddamn snail
i need a stock picture folder
there isn't one situation where he needs to be doing allat
peopl are happy with me
oh yes tenna NEEDS to do allat
Everyone liked that
OH GOD
isn't his center of mass fucked up though
I'm surprised he didn't fall during that kick
no don't worry his ass is a counterweight
oh my god ๐ญ
OH I JUST REALISED HIS SHIRT IS PROLONGED AT THE BACK
i have to deliver 1000 kg ๐ญ at once in 6 minutes
duality of man
yes
that's why everyone absolutely loved tenna
didn't Toby fox said he didn't expect so many people to like tenna
he expected he will be hated
because of similarities with spamton because they were partners back in the day
oh shit yeah the nose
and.. everything else ig...
they all talk about dials and not trusting suspicious persons with big noses
obliterate them at once
they also were more than partners
probably
no yeah I've seen the art
happy pride
toby making a lgbt magnet atp
it's a spawn point not a magnet
all because of one dream he had
nooo gay generator
infinite gay glitch (not patched)
oh wow apparently i can run over people and they die here cool
OH OKAY
only place where ppl happy to see me
yeah i should've played it safe
OH LOOORDD
yes my baby had to be recharged after this
i rushed because my bike was at 30% durability and ended up almost dying, that's mindset
stole a bandit car
drunk father of one ๐ฅ
you might want to watch out pepperoni boy
I SAW RHAT TODAY
unfortunately it already happened
damn i hope you wont move to france i would uninstall discord
oh hell no
not one person who went to french who I know had a good experience
you responded so fast im thinking you're an italian patriot homelander hero that shoots spaghetti
I'm very bored
went to french
oh no id be the first to light fire here ๐ญ
oh also death stranding 2 has italian martial art combat style
i think
I literally cannot wait to get some studybag that lets me study elsewhere
HOW EOULD THAT WORK
you learn it from a pizza man and you can pizza anyone
i do not use pizza as fly blades
you know how those pricks taunt you by spinning dough..
you can spin enemies
yeah no id do that
i wish you did
that's a thing Italians do
peak stranding 2
everyday
yeah i have to go there one day and learn the thing
no please don't come here
oh i wish lorenzo wont let me he put me on a watchlist in vernazza since the incident
sorry gng
im so sick of not pizza
oh wow my stomach blushes when i blush how cool
OH GOD
fuck does that mean
blood pressure makes your stomach blush too if you blush on face because adrenaline
also apparently there is a poop cardiac arrest
you're never safe
I could've gone my entire life without ever thinking of this
we dont always get what we want
OH MY FUXKING GOD HE'S UGLY
ariana grande is linked to destroying italy this poor mage is trying to dave you from a disaster
I want him
I love this account ๐ญ๐ญ
elevator
there was sum about Antarctic
a
I wanted more Jianyu lore
another wakey wakey tape for you
just dont push too hard champ yes a spoiler umm i have nothing more stigma
FUCK
why are you telling me what to DO
pregnant jianyu is eniugh
the fact this is unfortunately canon
you might be the first victim of the poop monster
WHAT
oh rigjt
mpreg
fortunately it shows how deep his story is
what was in the cube, jack. what did you see in the cube jack
1 page google doc worth of depth
pregnant
gregnant
lol
children soup
I wish we could've had a personal fight with Jianyu in the cube
as a valentine's day update
im not scared of a weird man im scared of a weird pregnant man
VERY personal fight or just a personal fight
speaking of
letthem give us both options
this is how jianyu knew jack and timmy were heading for the cube
there should be a secret ending where jack marries jianyu after they sort things out
that's my true ending
wait what happens when we don't have Virginia with us in the cube
well jianyu is capable of birth so there will be jacklings
is there a different ending I never
okay.
jack creator machine
just plays as normal but without virginia
well whatever I made them woke anyway I guess
everything but without virginia
oh peak they thought of that
i mean, both companions literally just dont exist in the cutscene if they arent alive/befriended
kevin
so without both of them we just have Timmy and the game is done?
oh wait
not a really a spoiler but ehh
that's not real horses can't do that
we're in the jack holt thread so its kinda ok here i think
jack halt..
we just have timmy sounds very unsettling
I both like him as a faceless, mute character and just "that guy"
the only chance timmy has to be not a virgin i guess
I made him mute anyway let him befriend Gordon fucking freedom they're canon in some universe anyway
they're canon in portal according to cave Johnson
don't think we should risk fucking up the little layer of ice we have from staying here and being shot down ๐ญ
jack is not mute he is resisting the urge to say racial slurs
canon
if my drawings of jack feet and him with a pot are canon i'm kinda a canonmaker
I lied nothing in portal is canon
i bet jack says that historians will skip this generation
I wanted more story to him tbu
tbh
like yeah he's a casual journalist but did he have a life?? friends?? criminal record that could've been cleared with this job??
no he played riblox
I just made him at one moment in his Puffton career work with Jianyu
that would've made the rivalty more fun
What'd his favourite game be
doomspire
bro carried a disabled person in a battle royale and "befriended" a mutant later
i have to play more roblox to tell more accurately but i can tell he joined grow a garden once just to leave because it is overhyped and lacks action
absolutely real
i want to draw tomorrow
if sotf cast had to be DELTARUNE characters who would they be
I don't care about why's I just need ideas
he definetely ran over people in death stranding and called it peak
I wonder who he took that from
my drawing career might continue from this
papa flops
honestly considering him running cannibals in sotf, it's pretty fsir
yeah youre not supposed to kill people in death stranding but he enjoys that
he definetely gobbled all resources from the share locker and pissed from a scenic view
i think youre projecting just a little bit
okay
I see
now that i'm thinking how do you struggle to eat
depends i suppose
i would definetely eat my fridge rn
if you're having eating disorders I suppose eating can be sort of a struggle
especially if you're trying to avoid it
the food.. is among us
oh my god
go
death stranding is literally peak they did collabs with half life (there is a half life truck) and cyberpunk
half life truck??
the best part about the half life truck is that it's not in half life
you mean the jeep??
thought so
fox
yes indeed
yesss
OH MY FUCKING GOD
IM SOBBING
I want that printed
ok my lord
give me a few days I'll ask my friend
ha that's a kcd reference
no
yes
i just like the truck. i almost lost it. I drovr into bad territory with cargo and it disappeared when i came back it was thrre i was soo happy. my half life truck.
i completed a separate secret mailing quest line for ts
its probably not even the end of collab
heartwarming story
i need to run over people with it on a separate save
a game where you can drink beer in front of your infant and there is a half life truck
oh hell yeah
its not even his he stole it
honestly considering they both survive relying on each other and would probably die thats valid
i played peak stranding before exam no prepare exam very nervous exam good me happy more deliveries
no deliverance no no no czech
FUCK
oh wrong one
i played the entirety of half life with the whatsapp gordon addon after workshop suppirt
oh my god
please send thst again i insist
oh god you made me remember of afraid of monsters Sven co-op servers
how cool a half life truck with an xl cargo in front of it peak stranding
Im obsessed
play pops take ya pills
half life truck cult
my battery is on 1% i will be dead soon
you know like left for dead
die quicker
and after that death stranding comes
absolute cinema
make your phone go down quicker
I got 5% because I'm smart and I'm charging it
with my 2 meters of charging cord
not a half life truck
its battery died in like a few minutes
the chad lambda truck holds for hours
best decision of my life
goodbye
is it over am I free
nah
it all started with jack holt
jolt
no stop it
actually with jack holt smoking pot
already beat you to it
oh that was maple syrup
made him both high on plant and cola
we just decided it was the right thing to do to get everyone high
yes i will draw
why does he do that
tell him to stop
divorce
I like tenna
oh rigjt
whatever I'll wait in line
I also like lancer he's so round snndhe reminds me of wehately from portal2
yes tenna king
OH GOD
tenna dance
stock dance
oh actually you see
terra
|
tenna
mixamo cabbage patch actually
oh my god
no way im a suicidal tv 60%
close enough
mike tear down my ass
oh actually they stayed rebuild my ass
ugly neglected boy
this is off topic I is wanted to show Henry's outfit off
yeah close enougj
whta
hideous
enraging
nightmare
rookie
yes
Stop BULLYING HIM
YOURE SUCH A BULLY
how tall is jack
I just remembered that question
we are height level with Virginia basically
why is kelvin a court jester now
STOPP
my sweet summer child
too much fighting in my dress up game
hi yes found more pictures for references
I'm thinking of changing jack into a coyote
for the fact they hunt foxes
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
half life truck but it's actually mine
jack deltarune
AH
AH
fuck you pointing at
hal life truck
OH GOD
half life truck
apparently you can spend like 16 crystals and get full amount of likes for a road contribution
but i think i will still build them fully because nobody does
oh shit
Peak combat
i would say pvp can be peak here but not if a 1000h player throws an xl cargo at me
they are so stupid they salvaged a truck
me when i realised im carrying a nuclear bomb (delivery)
one time a monthcooking
YOU'RE WHAT
deliveryman shenanigans
i was just given an unidentified container ๐
it happens to the best of us
yes now play death stranding
the main character is a middle (almost) aged sexy man so probably the same as sotf
:Jianyu:
i will not play it for that reason
but i have been considering it
grounded 2 is around the corner tho so im unsure of it yet
consider it
i am
it's peak
A Hideo Kojima Game
he cooked
even feet scans are probably just attention to details
i need this common denominator in my life to STOP
delivery delivery delivery
all i can say is that it kinda became a part of my life, a phase, just as sotf once started to be with jack
uhh there is a guy that will just order pizza with extreme delivery conditions and won't answer you but will accept it too
yakuza reference
It's literally like real life you can deliver on bikes trucks and just mainly by walking
there are ziplines too and they are too crazy good
and you can taker a shower to get grenades that kill monsters
wait wasnt yakuza made by kojima too
no lol
that was quick
falling down from a mountain and staying alive simulator
sotf and yakuza reference
i think there might be a connection
well canada is relatively close to japan
do i really have to say more than there is a half life truck
I LOOK AAY ONE SECOIN
half life truck
there is literally cyberpunk stuff that i dont get in there and the energy drinks are monster here
unless you have the directors cut where there is no ad
directors cut
ha
thats a refeercne
that's an edition that makes the game severely easier
like tf you mean i get a cargo bike
and ability to use carriers on the zipline
im sold
generational choice
oh you can also deliver people
either deliver or burn them
omg half life truck
god why do they need this
there's something fat in my shower
take it OUT
im scared of this fat man
i dont wanna die
he wants to take away my marinated baby
first a woman occupied my shower now this fatass
excessive weight ๐ญ
HUH
he's fat
certified weightist
he's like 90% of the weight here
yeet
chill out booger
oh lord
yes he is your lord
lethal
why is he always there what did he do wrong
queen parked in front of an incinerator ๐
crematorium
people burn there
i thought that was a truck with a missing texture print i was about to tweak
too fat
yet he somehow was raised in the air by a hurricane
what could the lore possibly be
tf he doing here ๐ญ
it's very deep im trying not to spoiler allat
deep space
play death stranding
now that i have an answer it's jack teleporting through the universe along with hannibal encasing the fatman in a j*b prison where he has to run away from applications
mars mikkelsen tries to steal my marinated baby footage
ahh i see
yeah thats a spoiler
but not that you will understand it until getting there
I ain't planning on getting the game don't worry
I'll probably watch some GamePlay if I come acrossit
it's peak that you have to experience yourself actually but your loss broccoli
theres a sexy man licking faces
in death stranding just so you know
oh god hes here oh god
im in
yay!!!!
sorry got silenced pookie
what context is that from
no wait
which text
the sexy man??
yeah
he got that zest
yay!
its fine ill accept it
he also secretly orders pizza from the most inconvenient places for you to deliver anonymously but im not too sure about this one but i fw it
HUH
fair enough
he has a marinated baby too
why does everyone have a marinated baby I DONT GET IT
oh you will see
tasty
i also crashed quite a few times from a skateboard (basically) and made it cry
peak
speaking of jack
i actually do not ant to nevermind
HUH
too bad
OH
im messi
i think we played different sotfs
wet egg
sons of the football
referencing
couldnt miss the opportunity to reference jackestein
i would say its good if you played it
that's so skibidi!
the cult expands
im afraid to use ts
i was about to say she looks like Alyx Vance
minus 1 jack holt for you :(
NO
STOP
she doesnt fucking look like alyx
she reminded me of this actor
the eyebrow n all ๐ญ๐ญ
yes i had to include this specific pic
leave me alone
F E E T
yay feet!
everywhere i go i have her picture in my wallet
who done yo hairline
higgs
fair enough
are we deadass
oh alright I see how it is
that was a very random one why did i remember about ti
i don't even know who that is
who were you again
idk
terra
i dont even know who i am
oh well
one fisshuh
tuoou fissshuuh
well that's a way
thats probably the fucking only dance move i know and can totally hit
dont ever hit it
too late
STOOP
i cant stop
reasonable
oh yeah whatever they're saying I agree
all i can agree with is the kris dance
and killing sans
i should probably regret getting this they are just lifelessly staring me from the library
hatg is his problem
WHAT
two point hospital
what if it was one point
dead
FUCK
oh damn it
didnt want to pay for spotify so i used a powershell thing to get the marketplace that has the adblocker
and alongside it i found this cat that vibes to my same music
oh wow
that's a big problem i guess
good riddance
why would it be look at him
it
yes my kitty
it pauses when i pause
an uneducated child astonished by a bunch of colored squares moving
that's what i imagine
i love it when my pixels collectively move to potray an image of a cat that was made to be imagined as if it's listening to my same music
rgb pixels ๐
goddamn it i want a cat that dances with me leave me BE
oh actually nvm i spewed shit
They're primary colors not rgb
the cat slows down based on the bpm of the song
skibidi sigma
oh well civ vi can be beaten in 24 hours cool
oh god hit it hit it
i imagined the wrong thing being hit
what coiuld thois be avbout
that could mean so many things
oh good lord
it's unbeatable
it's infinitely replayable and there is online mode
im wondering if i should install the platinum edition epic games or regular steam one
it can be beat in 24 hours dude
it says it right there
ok
hold onto this for me realquick
and this
JESUS
nvm there's a second one
got 9.6 hours left
my steam playtime on it is 99 mins
that was steamy
why is there hill climb racing gameplay on fish finder
because
people really exchange their lives for it i think that's not peak
not peak!
though i would probably play it a few times and with friends (there are a total of 50 nations to conquer the world as)
im actually scared of all possible hours spent considering i have it, gmod, kerbal space program and a lot of other shit
oh wait right there is grass outside my window i'm good ๐
are you sure
uhh i like deltarune but it's not a 1000h game i've also reassured yes it's green
please don't
okay mate
is that crow huge or is kris that small
lowkey both
can we get one but for these guys
igot thiss app i can do anything
why are there so many fingers anyway
what is that
teach me that sorcery witch
im old!
does the bot show
rightclick image,s elect apps
select "select image" obv with the bot's (esmBot9 pfp)
and then just
do i dm bot
im shy
-/caption text:(text)-
i think it's sthis
am i allowed to speak about the bot
idk i was just trying to plate my weapons dawg
hello
๐ฑ You may rely on it
i may rely on it
not to brag
impressive
i hope discord is happy someone is using it
we don't talk about day 153
i forgot how to crop on pc capcut
someone is not using the onyx discord theme
too bright
open the window, terra
now you see
i had to stretch the image to hide personal stuff and also bcthe dm pings annoyed me and forgot how to crop :(
personal stuff ๐
personal stuff..
gary
drink ice coffee panic attack
does anyone know what this is??
fuck that sentence reminds me of somethin gidk whaty
oh yeah dude its a โฬดฬอโฬดออโฬทฬพฬโฬถฬฬโฬทฬอ
because it is
Nevermind I remembered and I don't want you see you anywhere in the world again
ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
sad
shawty
im having so much fun
oh well it is possible to survive more than 6 days i guess
oh lord don't starve together
i didn't starve
a pot killed me
context
kebab wolf
kebab wol
f
why
theres no better joy than building cars
that doesn't look like a car
i wish homie was online
wdym
4 wheels 1 sit and it drives
dig bick
at least in that positioning
:(
ok
even through the fog of war
is this safe
yeah i believe so
i wonder if this is any use
thats actually so sick
how do you even find apps that's so niche
/alert
did you just call an app that created an embed that was blocked by automod?
i used dank memer
and it was displayed privately i think
got an auto mod report and was confused for a hot minute what i am looking at
should test this a bit when i have time
ok
that was funny
tf2 ranking system makes me want to play solo games only
oh kerbal space program is just 4 gb
oh shit
ts racism
IT'S NOT RACISM YOU'RE OTHERWORDILY SCARY
thats literally
NO
quit IT
in your wet dreams
yeah this feels scarier than regular levels
go
no
go
no
skibidi
gracefully!
no
brother
go
what is this
i want this as my bakcground
dead crow hanging on a rope near the skyscraper on the hill
why
berdly
fair enough
understandable
thank you
i do not like my icon set up wait
gracefully!
im still using win11 default wallpaper
telented i am but not for my wallpaper yet
gracefully!
fair
i actually had multiple ideas of shading i wanted to make it a trippy rainbow first and then just black outline but ended up with this masterpiece
absolute cinema
gracefully brilliant
i have to organise my desktop
everyday its a struggle of finding the right corner
torn between wanting to make it color wise or program.use wise
free half life 2 giveaway period was peak
the phone wallpaper was the one i used
mmpeak
organised
not really i enjoy my shortcuts crispy
oh my god
honestyly i dont use half of the shortcuts i have on my desktop i just keep them because if theyre gone theyre gonna fuck up the scheme
cant believe it all started with a big the forest discount
what started
that's how i got the forest
oh shiit
that really is a convenience
passing through
ballin
i love grace
what is this graceful trend
cool game
congratulations!
i was really sad that i cant get unique roblox giveaway items because they are limited but my drip is so good and old im probably never gonna change it
AGHHH I KEEP
UHSING THAT WORDN THAT BLOCKS ME OUT
i have this one fish i love
no
no idea where tis from
This thread is such a mess and i regret ever sending a message here
oh eyah ttell me aboutit
wqit idont havemyglasses on
this is giving me a stroke
welcome to the club
jack holt thread
you are officially accepted terra certified
:b_pause:
in the club we all holt
he has to be tortured rn
Mushroom!
you should definetely play Door on roblox
Mushroom!
Mushroom!
one singular door?
what happened to the rest
there is only one door
one and only
ahhh alright
ONE door
yeah this is crazy
i probably wish it was more unhinged and horror it would add some spice
OH A SINGULAR DOOR
that looks peak
screenshot taken
no
THE door
i didint notice
i had to ss me raving because i would never do that
had to cut a lot
looks peak
until you get to door 37 โ ๏ธ
oh god
im afraid to be NOT alone in ts
noits just one door dw
this is me flexing my grace score
gracefully!
go talk tohim
he is silent
and he is me
is it literally just called door
oh my god
i hope i didnt ruin any progress by leaving
fine ill gocheck it out
i am praying you loose all of it
i did
there was a cutscene and it just went normal
it's like being trapped in a mental asylum, so cool!
and it duplicates maps i've been on i hope it will go away after a while
oh lord
do i need to get my glasses is there anything thats gona give me a migraine
idk
i hope you shit your pants
i fell through the first door
im so smart
i didnt think i had to follow the path
oh my god no it changes everytime youre right
yes thats why i didnt abandon it
im not acoustic
i smell good places a mile away
i need to find the engieneer of this house
im favouriting this
yeah my bad for not going fullscreen
this is such a niche ref im mad
ive seen it everywhere and no idea where it first originated i keep forgetting
there are a lot of references
i remember thinking a steam workshop was a literal workshop
like the roblox avatar room
๐ญ
are you legally real
yes
are you sure
im thinking that this is a simulation of coma and trying to "escape" it
and it just replays roblox places
honestly thats
a peak idea
am i real
are we real
isure hope this is real
i feel as i gotta check behind my back every few seconds
this is peak
honestly slavic streets are literally this experiences
very true
the dark ones are nighttime and light ones are daytime
mostly morning ones though
exactly
i dont like this anymore
yes we have a castle, a scary basement and an infinite hole in our city
ehh well
the holes in the streets are enough
infinitevely deep aswell
and now theyre green
wait until white
it tpd back as soon as i entered the whbite room im so mad
white fans
nahh
oh my god?? ๐ญ
oh wow
you must feel like heaven
why ois that
ifeel intimidated
OH I DID NOT SEE THE SKY
my fave so far
and this all is related to jack holt somehow
bunker
Mushroom!
the one where they grow stuff at
Mushroom!
and meat cubes
Mushroom
you forgot THE EXCLAMATION MARK
execution
am i justified
NO??
i will try finding a clip where i Mushroom! for you
gordon??
tomorrow
he must be free... what a man.
wait... say that again..
is this a reference
also why is there a chat button i can't scream slurs
probably
you have a chat byutton in this channel i dont seeyou scream slurs eitherway
i hope they add gamepasses with flashlights guns and all that and add gift, friend invite button
shh they will hear you
that's literally the glass bridge
well im stuckin the gordon room so
reload
like weapon reload
OH WE CAN DO THAT
LMAO
that felt like an act of self pulverization
yeah i now depict you watching gordon just moving from place to place
they always cut off with the black screen at the most interesting moments 3:
oh well that's certainly interesting i surely see an obby in the streets every day
i fell on the first tile
too hard
good job dude
I DONT LIKE THIS
i wish there was a random moment where it would turn into an actual game
no context and just without saying anything
very real
i will make new jacklings dw
what
huh
i failed the second obby too
among us imposter
i never found the last 2 jacklings
where did the two go
the first ones
gone
the forest
gm_flatgrass obviously
construct basement prison โ ๏ธ
i bet man in red is holding them captive
i keep getting the dark ones
THE GAME IS SCREAMING ATR ME
not scary enough
this is how every winter walk feels like
eve online, obviously
oh the money simulator
the what
these nuts
someone smithe him
why is my right speaker silently tooting
consequences of your actions
what is he doing here
bruh
this is starting to be crazy
my theory is that im watching it all happen as the avatar and im not playing as the avatar just like kris deltarune!!
รน
oh i fell down im done fo
go to sleep please
not after this
oh MY GOD
meow
i dont remember him
OG THATS
WAIT
OH GOD THATS A REF INSIDE A REF
BOTH SCP AND PRESSURE
how convinient
convenient
is this you
i hope not
i played pressure because of the hunt
i like it
lost interst though
i didnt play it after lol
i like how im just randomly watching somewhere, appearing randomly or just painted on a wall
oh the R thing is restricted in some places
this must be a ref to it lurks
the tree has a heart the tree has a heart the tree has a heart
can i just reset
this game made me realise i have a dead pixel line
this is actually
im turning around and they're approaching me
please no
i dotn want
you gotta
this might just be in my sons roon... he also is of special blood... might just be the forest's effect...
why is there a random level where i can grab boxse
this feels like backrooms coma
little terralings
it feels like they're plotting against me
im croissing my fingers that they are
prove yourself to yourselves
croissant
put them in neurotoxin chambers
I will send a printout of this threat to any new moderator we get to show them why its a bad idea to leave a random threat unattended for too long
threat or thread
OH
gracefully
This is all jack holt
all of this
you justdont see him
the presence is omnipotent
i have literally 0 idea where we went wrong
we didn't ๐ฏ
dude can you stop wearing shackles
it's not graceful
gracefully!
that was not graceful totally
deltarune is just a bunch of freaks ๐
that have to save the world yes that was an interactive message. you enjoyed it.
you're not FUNNY
really
really
you're not graceful
Valve
You're not valveful
im getting bus simulator 21 next stop
the dark side of deep rock
bigass fish
i love webfishing
web fishing?
let GO of me
STOP IT OH MY GOD
WHAT MOD IS THAT WHAT COULDVE YOU POSSIBLY DONE
yknow a fun thing i thought about
since it's confirmed that jianyu didnt have a clue who the hell jack holt was
he didnt even have past-hatred
he was driven purely by anger and rage
dude
idk i just joined a random server and it wasn't even labeled as modded ๐
oh yeah no people usually do that
jianyu actually hates journalists
makes a server more visible
oh shit??
i mean yeah after what he did im not surprised
im jus sayin shit idk why jianyu is jianyu โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
I wnated more villain depth ๐
i like the idea he has unbridled hatred towards journalism
maybe its cuz he's a lawyer
thats interesting
i wished to have like
them work together to cover up edward's mishaps
since jack both covered journal and media, given he's press
and since jack stayed in puffcorp and jianyu left (due to ACTUAL EXISTING LORE???) that added overall rivalry
but that wouldnt explain why he spared him at the start
i might hop on sotf spoilers and see what theories people ahve for jianyu
violent pistol whip mercy
๐
I THOUGHT I PRESSED THE WRONG ONE
I WAS ABOUT TO THROW UP MY HEART FROM MY VERY CHEST
what wrong one ๐ญ
it's hans capon themed ๐ญ
showing my love to hans capon through captioned gif
what the fuck is a forse
I JUST REALISED VIA SONS OF THE FOREST I HAVE SYTRANDED DEEP
WE'RE SO ON
hmm
sure
it's called roblox
oh my god
actually summer without shower or pools sucks
any season without showers suck, terra
well not neccessarily
i have a more modern counter
ouywa
oh so that's why im sweating so hard
RIGHT!!!!
left 4 dead TWO
left 2 dead
it's left 4 dead because there are 4 characters and 4 zombie fingers
i bet left 2 dead is just nick and ellis
hmmm
do you want to play grow a pepeno dabuleno
you would be humbled
oh my GODHAHHA
damn kids in roblox are just like as i used to be
must've triggered a deep think tissue
nvm theyre dumb ๐ฏ๐ฅ
oh shit
oh shit ๐
im having a field trip
Me to The Press
comically large strip
i had to rewatch the ending to remember what he said
just to find out he EMERGED from the ground, didnt just squeeze his way through like twins do
exploded even
He Said "Juicy"
god hes ugly
dejuicy!
OH HE SAID IT TWICE
oh well
You know what's uglier than that? Timmy's Animation in the corner there
poor guy i wouldve told him
fuck was he gonna do, swim his way back to sahara?
LEAVE HIM alone....
ohhh youch his knees cant be good after that
rip jianyu, you would've loved the insult "i'm employed, what does this mean"
If only Jianyu had more importance to the story besides him not liking The Pufftons, killing the cult members and him looking for his favorite shape
I AM GRIEVING
OIVER THATY
EVERY DAY
EVERYTIME I DRAW HIM I NEED TO COME TO THE TERMS HE'S ONE DIMENSIONAL
wait till he finds out spheres go in the square hole too
circles
circular planes?
OH GOD
wdym he's very 3 dimensional
he's even got 6 sides and sharp edges
I sure hope not??
perfect 90 degree angles
you forgot the diagonals
we need the diagonals
diagonal this
that's not a square
That's a Squid
I want A SQUARE
you a squid
what am I looking at
No I'm not
what did you see
couldn't we technically just drown Jianyu
or can he swim
uhh well
oeange
orange
something orange
THAT'S A 3 DIMENSIONAL RECTANGLE!!!
what about his pants
are they not square
no they're still rectangular
what if he's french and said dejiuceรฉ
i surely hope pregnant jianyu cant he would be an ocean mutant duplicator machine
god
eric leblanc
awful screenshot i must be drunk
oh my god ๐ญ
no I don't think that spells eric
atelsk
OHHH ITS TV TIME
no its not
it so is
I wonder if it's copyrighted
because they changed NOTHING of the OST
youre so silly
of course its not
toby fox basically collects every piece of media from the internet he seen and heard and just remixed it into his own style and made music based on it and then music based on that music
so he made it free to use (i still get tiktok strikes for using musics because of goddamn capitalists pigs)
is it not TV time
i just realised
it's chuck who questioned jianyu
not jianyu questioning chuck
i'm actually about to pulverise
norris
one day i will return to the forest
what game should i lowk play
kingdom come deliverance
jell no
im robbing children
you can do that in kingdom come deliverance
sure?
yeah
trust
do they have chimpanzini bananini
totally?
or gracefully at least
ok fine i will give it another try dont cry
steal a brainrot is like the first game where i got a present from a female and got brutally hit by her with a bat
bless you all
worse
GRACEFULLY!!!
oh yeah no bless you
oh so that's grace i've accidentally played it only because it sounded gracefully
i wouldnt remember if i didnt see the forse
am i ok if i will rob my parents of apples and cheese
i love grace
what game requests you to do this
kingdo. come. deliver.
like that cheese reminded me of skyrim so i had to take it ๐๐
OUU KINGDOM
yeah rob them
well well well
oh lord
my adorable czechian
i got killed by guards for stealing 50 charcoal
WHAT DID YOUDOAHHA
kcd1 is a bugfest , amazing, but a bug fest
can handle a 28 day siege (spoiler-ish?? since it isnt in the first game) but not 1 day of readibg
GOD i fucking love it when slav devs make slav-culture based games
i get to curse with the characters
czechia is not slavic
nevermind they are a bit slavic
western slavic posers
czechia is close by language to slavs
but has a lot of balkan culture
which confuses me at some point
its like slovenia's situation
central europe with slav based language and germanic/western presence?? idk how to call it
that's ๐ฎ
or transition if you wish
i like your words magic man
ok bud
nothing bad ever happens to the kennedy's
ok
2 minutes of jianyu
geeked vs locked IN
why is he inclined
do i know
y=mx+q where as M is negative