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@γγ³γΆ
LMFAOAO
@γγ³γΆ
Send pic here
k
I HAVE NO PATIENCE
Press windows key + r
Type msinfo32
Show ss

^
k did that
then what
Show screenshot of that page
k
If it doesn't work I'll send u the vid I used
Are you doubting me
:val_Madge:

Back up...
THERE
sorry i got a new keybord smalled than the one i had
Restart your PC and spam F2 key to enter bios
Use your phone to text here
If u asked I would probably leak my ip address π
k
I DID THAY
LMAO
I set the key shit to 0 or something
K
Iβm restarting
You did what :val_HUH:
K Iβm there what I do now
Show pic of bios
K

Donβt ask about the desk
I don't remmbeer it was like key something and I set them all to 0
Press F7
Whatβs up with the desk
K
F7
Yeah I did
SEE I KNOW THIS MUCH
Then Click on boot tab
Scroll down and open CSM
Show pic
That mouse is a bit...
Where csm at
Show pic
Did you open boot tab
Yeah
Show pic

You open secure boot-
Go back to boot
girl who told u to open that
Boot > CSM
Where
Go back
Whereβd the desk go

:val_KEKW:
It's back

Then open CSM
Go one at a time he don't understand
Oh
I pressed that
I pressed boot
Show pic in CSM
now open CSM

Found it

Clicked the first option
YESSS
OPEN CSM
show pic

Does all that look right
Change Launch CSM to disabled
Thatβs what it was already on
I changed it
To enabled
π
Changed it back
Ok go back here boot > secure boot
Woah I didn't do allat
K
I changed keys to 0
IDK WHAHY IM SAYING
what motherboard do you have
well u think I would know
I have some Asus gaming laptop
So I went back
Now change OS Type to Windows UEFI
With 4 broken keys and a 5riyal mouse and keyboard

soo same bios
Yes open secure boot
(Laptop keyboard doesn't work bc my brother dropped tea on it)
K
π«
girl can u use something other than K
He literally spilled the tea πππ»
π
HAHAHA IDK WHY I DDINT SAY SPILL
Donβt mind me Iβm just bored on the train to work

Yes
Yes select Windows UEFI mode
Yes
Ur funny I'm gonna follow u
Then change secure boot mode to Custom
Changed
Wait I gotta ask something
Yes

The thing below os type it was on custom
Ask away
Cat break
Cat break
Itβs above the cat image
What I asked
Cat break
Whatβs the question
^
It should be on custom
Icarus u see that key thing that's what I was saying I swt to 0
K
I see ss above is on standard
Do not set keys to 0 please π
AHHHHHHHH
Ok changed it to custom
I GET WHAT YOU MEAN NOW
So am I good now
FINALLYY
then open key management
Show pic
I was so confused at first π

:val_CAUGHT:
Key management

Yes
Send
Pic
Show pic
Show

Heβs gonna say βKβ
HAHAHA
Looks good
Bro leave me alone
ISDHDH I LOVE U
I'm sorry
Oh lmfao wait thatβs what you meant
So Iβm good to play Val now right
Exit tab
And save changes and exit
0
Yes
Yay
SAVE AND EXIT
Donβt forget to save
Don't exit
Save
YEAH LOL
U see that big
It soells
S
A
V
Thank you guys
E
Okay?
I saved it
And exited
Now exot
Now turn pc on
It said save and exit
And boom u will gain 5000 rr
When you save and exit it auto turns on
Did I ask
:val_Prayge:
Thank you guys so much
ππππ
Thank you
No problem
You guys are the best
I was here for the emotional support :val_Heh:
All thanks to Rivera
Atleast see if val is turning on bro
I hope you guys have a blessed life
From the train
π
Yes I hope u rank up to radiant #1 in the world

Read as terrain
Thanks
Lmfao
Fastest val boot
WOHOOOOO maybe clear out that friend list too
wtf
Mine takes about 500 minutes to turn on
32gb ram i7-14th gen
5950x π
What is this language can u explain to me in fortnite terms
Chug jug vs shield pot
Holy shit
So this entire time I have small shield pot??
1x???
π
leave me lone bro
Okay idk how to pronounce
Ask grok on Twitter
grok is this true??
Cat break
Cat break
Car break
Taking the train be like
Take over the train
WHY AM I GETTING PUNCHED
It's a cat.


Broskie got no activity in the server
Bro picked the gif that didnβt show the cat ears
And expected us to know itβs a cat
HE SENT IT TO ME TOO
Damn Iβm left out
I gotchu with my alts
Ur just not as cool as me
.
.
Is this a dog
.
Thatβs a raccoon
I'm kidding ur really funny I'm gonna do u
dox
*
Well just to be clear, no I won't I am a 14 year old who is idk
Raccoon..
Donβt worry I realised you were 14 a while back π
Itβs past your bed time :val_Heh:
LMFAO
In this server doubting @Icarus is a death sentence
His aura alone can fix issues
Ph
Oh
Oh
Ohhh???
I did not doubt I made a joke (maybe)
Well I have summer vacation :val_KEKW:
Kidsβ¦
I took summer classes :val_CAUGHT:
I love australia (open at your own risk)

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW
wait that's valid
I love taking pictures of insects close up
Esp after electrifying them
I'm taking tuition for bio chem phy math rn

This was actually really tint
I even did winter school to finish my degree :val_CAUGHT:
It's on a tissue
I need to shit but I don't wanna wake my cat up by moving
Guys I'm bored
Riviere can u come back
Sorry bro am at work now :(
It was 3am for me when u said this lool
Wayyy past your bed time
I may or may not still be awake
I'm so bored
Bro is Clove in the buy phase start interaction with Neon ππ
Are u high maam
Erm actually π€ππ» can you elaborate
Did you not get a pfp with the quiz thing
HAHAHA
I did
Should I put it
?
The dude was kinda ugly rho
ππ
The shit im doing to create a wechat acc for a random dude

π
You can verify an account via QR?
I mean your acc needs to be 6 months old
Yea but it wasn't letting me idk how old my acc is actually
I asked a friend and its done now
But no point since val mobile is in beta rn
Also you speak Chinese ?π
Sherlock why do u think its translatef
But your text is in Chinese
oh yeah mb sorry u actually are sherlock
I used translator
"Clove, you were up at 3AM watching cooking videos. How are you awake right now?"
You couldβve typed English and they couldβve auto translated πππ»
And then clove says something about sleeping when theyβre dead which is never
OHHH THAT ONE
Eng to Chinese translation is broken on xhs I have experiecne
Ur actually do funny like seriously
Cap
IT IS
Also can you verify 1 more account? Need it for someone
:val_Prayge:
Iβve been talking to some Chinese back and forth since 3 months works perfectly
This will be embarassing
Okay I'll do it for u
Can you ?
What shady deal is happening here
π
No ur making me mad now go ask those Chinese instead
NOOOO SORRY
:Fade_Disgusted:
:val_Sadge:
Give qr code
Refresh first
I'll ask someone else this time tho heh
Beo the guy didn't even say ty he js said its done
Where's the gratitude
Revoke his access
No im not a meanie
Tf are you two up to

Hacking ur ip
Using Chinese database so the authorities don't find us
Real or fakeh

Scammed by a 14 yr old π
Even if real, you donβt want that
Real
Send your PayPal
Why not

Money is money
Watahellt
Do i look like I have paypal
If its a guy being weird, dont want to encourage the weirdness
Right, youre 14β¦
Bro doesnβt even have a savings acc π
But he didn't say anything he just started the convo
Erm actuallt
The chance is pretty high itβll turn weird
Block
π€£
@Icarus do u want money
Send him to revirias dms
Money is money
Clean or dirty
Then give ur paypal so i give it to him
Can u spell it correctly π
No one ever does π
Explain your status in fortnite terms
He said he can give me robux or nitro
Get nitro
Hell yeah im getting robux move
:val_CAUGHT:
:Clove_Wave:
He asked for my tijtok...
ICARUS AM I GETTING SCAMMED
So u see enemy and u just sprint towards them 360 no scope right next to them
And somehow it works
girl ain't no way im clicking no link

Buddy really thought
Robux? I need robux :val_Hampter:
Gimme the link i will gladly click on it
In sf6, 66 is dash and 623LK is Cammyβs light dp
Tag him here
@Kiyah enaii i need the robux, slide link
That's his compnay
Is it even real
@Kiyah enaii can we get the link pls?
STPP IT
Heβs gonna cook you in dms
IM

Take it i don't want it
This scam feels so familiar
Oh right, thatβs what I used back in the day
Iβm glad itβs an actual scam and not a weirdo
Im blocking π

Im blocking u as wellπ
:val_Sadge:
He sent it to some guy with an alpha fox pfp :SD_Shocked:
Donβt judge me based on my past
Looks legit to me
...
Back when I had the clears throat e-gorl profile couple years back, some guy tried to pull off similar scam, he said if I paid $50 in btc Iβll get $1000 on PayPal. 50 was for verifying and money would auto deposit onto my acc
I refuse
Ngl I got hit by the βtry my game!β scam years ago
But he didn't ask me for money
What if that robux goes to someone else give it to me π
Im too gullible for discord
Cause it came from a friend that actually makes games
Cause he fell for it first
HAHAHA
Whatβs the lore on that tho? Do they send out virus
If mods find out theyβll lock this channel
Scammers take an indie game off steam that isnβt released yet, clones the actual website if it exists or just makes a fake one linking to steam if it doesnβt, demo download is a discord token stealer
Who said that
Experience
Are u an unc
If account is valuable, they sell the account, otherwise they use it to keep the spam going
Iβve been on this shi since 2024
:val_CAUGHT:
Its a tiktok ref
The funniest shit is the scammers were also getting scammed
Thanks for the idea hehe
is this a community help post
why yall have 400+ messages π
Yes
I was getting scammed
Cause the people that make the discord token stealer, if the acc was super valuable, it would go to the OG scammers
nice
They helped me
Shh
did u get scammed
And not the people who bought the stealer
Almost
@hands you are the OP, ask something to help you with
So we donβt get caught
π
π
shove ur hand and grab it
β¦
Ok going way out of hand
my bad gng
That was unfunny im sorry my humor
Sorry guys
Iβm glad I missed whatever it was
@Icarus bro ur all about support and shi
when u finna
play with me
That's not very nice
Icarus won't talk here now
π
π¦
mb
bye bye hands
No mb
Bye bye absolute
Guys genuine question is valorant mobile worth it
@Jidat valo mobile ^:val_HUH:
bombaclat answer my question
China was the last to get their own server on Val pc
But first exclusive access to mobile :val_HUH:
because of tencent
I donβt play much :val_CAUGHT:
blud studied valorant in and out and doesnt play much LOL
Plz
Can we play
As tree
Stackinges
π²
π
trees stacked
Ues
Im downloading valo mobile
If anyone wants link or wechat acc lmk
The guy finally said thank u
how did bluncharo get a chinese id
π
:val_Prayge:
yo like
idk
but if i dm u later can u
I asked someone on xhs
Yeah
alr
add me gngo
girl u ain't accepting friend reqs
shi mb
also @hands do u buy skins on mobile
or is it free like every other chinese port
I haven't even opened the app yet
π
Idk if I have enough storage
It's still diwnloaudng
what phone u using
i just got the 14
ik im late
π
well
we don't talk
About phines
nah i gotta know now
I'll tell u when I get a new one π
nah gng
which one
my dad isn't letting me rn cus i use it too much and for some reason he thinks if its a better phone I'll use it even more ππ
NOW
What if i say no
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i will
:Sage_Ability: e
sagw
huh
Orb
IM SLOW
What phone u using gng
i aint got time for roleplay π
don't embarrass me like this
π₯
nokia ax77
And no that's not a real thing
Wait will val mobile work on ipad
Thats
thats gotta be
like
a joke
or sum
we dropped nokia back in 1987 gng
π
π₯
a34
and btw
im not picking on peoples phones dw
uhh
i know people who still use fossils
to make calls
so dw
π
It says 1.69 gb
lmk if u get free skins
uwu
feel free to ping or dm me
Almost done
π okay
thats like my top concerns
U said it urself now watch:val_Heh: :val_Heh: :val_Heh:
20 eur per skin is just not it
I haven't spent a single cent
On valoran
T
i did
i spent wayy toooooo much
I survive off pistol skins from agents and bp
And collecting radianite which I'll never use
π
lowkey just spent
alot
to get 3000 vp
I think i spent alot on roblox tho
Maybe 500sar or something
But its not that much
Like
whats
a
sa
r
133 usd
Saudi riyal
oh
mb
my brain smooth
:Clove_Rave:
THE DOWNPOAD KEEPS PAUSING
unpause
Temp 41 uv index 11 and absolutely no freaking wind but im being forced to go out
blud ts a community post
js dm atp
π
Im coping while waiting for the downpoad
welcome back
I LOVE THESE VIDA
what the fuck am i watching
U js have no humor man
speaking of humor
tryna watch me play val
Sure
streaming in general
The diwnload is dobe
Uh ill come back after seeing this
MY PING
Dead ass
600
ping
gonna kms
Wtf
Didn't u notice before queueing
its because im streaming
and my isp is hot cheeks
so
@hands did the download
finish

I clicked on install anyway
Lemme open it now
I LOVE CHINESE RATWARE
YEAEYAEYYEAYAEYAYEA

WOAH
bing chilling
Ts gonna take ages
Im gonna go shower
oka
I got diwtracted
Okay im going now
It better be done
bro
some person
is
asking about his car repair
in community help
HAHAHA
Go help
..
U want it?
He does, thatβs who I asked to verify the code for :val_Heh:
why is this thread 600 messages
Idfk
it went wayy off topic
bro tf
LOL
what are these fraudulent activities Im seeing?
Is this thread an indian call centre?
Shhhh we aren't doing anything here
@Absolute it downloaded but uh I don't have access
tf was the point
I'll have to ask someone
π
π₯
:Omen_Cry:
good luck
can u still ping me if u get the skins
cuz like
π

How desperate are u

look at my collection rq
Wanna see mine
its all defaults right
π
Wait are we illegali getting skins?
i mean the default knife is a banger
Im in
nah gng
So how do we do it?
Oh cmon
no bro
i spent 40 eur on my collection
ππ
i buy from riot
And here I was excited and all
im a good boy
... no
LEMME SEE
(Except the pistols its all defualt)
LMAO
LOL
agent collection spree
hey no shame
reynas ghost is a BANGER bro
What is this π
the truth
I don't even have reynas ghost
im working on it
I have astra
Getting cloves rn
gl
btw
whats ur riot id
i wanna play w u
fart
gghuh
fart?
nvm not playing w u gng π
NAOAO
HWY
UR SO MEAN
tf is that username
π
i sent u a req
Im gonna have to physically get up
Okay wait I was gonna get up anyways
u dont have to now
im gonna go outside
and eat or sum shit
π
For what
im starving
U just reminded me I was hungry
and the fridge is filled with gray loot
I have fruits :val_Heh:
i'm such an amazing human being
oh wow i almost forgot this was a community help channel
And alooot of beuno
Uhh
i have
mayo
and ketchup
and
Um
mustard
and
nothing else
Do u live alone..
matter of fact
imma just
go
now
sorta kinda maybe
:val_Prayge:
i hate my life
bye
accept my fr when u can
ingame
byee
owo
bye
Im opening rn
alr
:Sage_Heart:
:Clove_Heart:
sage is better stfu
π
are u gonna do swifts or comp
later
:Iso_Love:
Any
im iron 1
Im gonna play Unrated rn
We can play comp
wts ur rank
Uhh
Bronze
Q
1
Meetup of low elos
Carry me pls :<
im the best iron 1 in the game
βΉοΈ
I'll carry u out of iron
:val_Heh:
Yay
ok bye fr now
Beybye
Whay are u gonna eat

Carry me
Carry me
Out of iron ?
HIII RIVIERE
Nice right :val_Heh:

NO
MY CLOVE
WHO THE HELL INSTALOVKS CLOVE
What server do you play on?
I CANNOT
Level 1 Jett im cooked
Syd
girl π
U on the other side of the world
π
Damn bruh
Instalocked clove and not smoking and on fracture
Im crying
What game mode are you playing
buh
Ok honestly stop, 700 messages letβs all go to general πππ»
@hands i gave up
mb
but
no general scares me
general is too fast bro
π
its full of 15yr olds roleplaying
i cant read or see shit
Gen 2
im too old for that shit
ok lets go to gen 2
How old are you π
hes prob 16
ok mb
25
:Brim_GigaChad:
this is totally u rn
lmfao
Yeah
i gave up
Oh my god
On?
getting food
wanna play
count the battlepass skins π

whats ur riot id blud
im bored
im on syd

not an ace?
Nah idk who killed
Me
I stole your kill
I have the same phantom skin
@Icarus still mad from yday?

β¦
gng
it was
500 vp
and
i was bored
This guy spending money on default skins
Oh its a fellow upside down country citizen
I WAS BORED
how much is 500 vp in usd
hol on
$5
i spent 5 dollars on a default skin that looks like hot garbage
cool
anyway
icarus whats ur riot id
π€
River#strawberry
i wanna make ur day worse so i wanna tell u i bought the phasegaurd spray by itself

without the rest of the bundle

1
lmfao
riot id does not exist
π
Its a joke, he is giving a fake riot id similar to that of @Riviere
damn
fuck u icarus
Inrated
unrated
WHAT THE FUCK
sorry π¦
anyway
i queued us swift
I love my banner too
This one and the skye bird one
was it freeeee
Lemme show
Told u I didn't spend a cent on val

imma tell u sm
and ur gonna get pissed
.
?
started this season
and ran up alot more than i could afford
:>
WHY IS THIS GAME NOT LOADING
Im not playing with u
wtf
IT LOADED
huh
loaded my ass
im in the loading screen

Um
Unrated
:val_Prayge:
@Absolute my friend said I can't get the code :val_Prayge:
Gonna have to wait till release
man
:val_HUH:
@hands can u wait like 5 mins
Yeah ima grab something to eat
alr
HE CARRIED ME
LIKE LITERALLY
π¦
But it was swift oka
(iron 1 btw)
π
:val_HUH:
haii riviere
@Icarus is it normal if the vangaurd icon isnt in the tray from time to time

idk why
Mines never out of tray
idk why mine is
i js restarted from the game we played since my game was lagging
Chat gpt says there's nothing wrong
imma wait for father icarus
ur gonna eat right
I didn't get up yet
I think ima just get a cookie
haii
alr
It's lotus

gib it to me
π€£ π€£ π€£
π³ π΄
im opening valorant now
Hutrtyyy
Absolute
Together we are absolute fart
:val_Heh:
idk why my pcs laggy today bro i have decent specs
it wasnt even bad yday
:HUH:
I hate this game
why tf does this thread have 900 messages?
@hands is your problem solved?
No I ran into another one
We are currently looking for val mobile code on xhs
we turned it into general
for about 800 messages
rest assured the first 100 were about the problem
:val_Prayge:
This is an excuse bte
π£
shh