Intermittent 500s (Stale Connections) on Cloudflare Workers + Drizzle + Transaction Pooler

import { drizzle } from "drizzle-orm/postgres-js";
import postgres from "postgres";

const dbUrl = process.env.DATABASE_URL as string;

// I'm initializing this globally to reuse connections,
// and I've explicitly disabled prepare.
export const client = postgres(dbUrl, { prepare: false });
export const db = drizzle(client);

auth.get("/users", async (c) => {
    const allUsers = await db.select().from(users);

    return c.json(allUsers);
});

[wrangler:info] GET /api/users 500 Internal Server Error (5ms) <-- Stale connection?
[wrangler:info] GET /api/users 200 OK (158ms)
[wrangler:info] GET /api/users 500 Internal Server Error (6ms)
[wrangler:info] GET /api/users 200 OK (137ms)
[wrangler:info] GET /api/users 500 Internal Server Error (5ms)