[Resolved] Z offset is damaging my printer.

My z-offset is so off that it already scratched the grit off my satin sheet, but the bed presses so hard into my nozzle, the z joints can LIFT off.

Also my z goes in the wrong direction when using the movement macros, regardless of me switching dir or not. Very weird problems here. I have attached images, videos, printer cfgs, and am very responsive. This is nuclear lol.