SIf it doesn't grow, it's a lie, so it grows
SIf it does grow, it, well, grows
Chis nose would become schrodinger's nose
Cit will both grow and not grow
Swhy?
Nit doesnt grow because hes telling the truth! "about to" is just a bit later than you expected
N
SActually, that logic makes sense
SUnless he never lies after it, until he dies
SA lie detector only detects physiological changes, so it won't work
SIf it's magical, however, you've just made it uselsss
NHe’d just explode
Wwhat if he said something that was incredibly subtractive as to whether or not it's true?
NIf Pinocchio says a paradox he spontaneously combusts
SNah it will go back and forth like a trumpet
Ii am a trumpet player and im gonna kill you for this
Ithe trombone is the slider
Ithe trumpet is the still one
I
this is trumpetIwait they dont have a trombone emoji
Iclearly shows that trumpets are superior
Creal!!!!
C(i have never played either of those)
SWhoops wrong instrument
SWhatever too late to fix it anyway