looking for weird flat shoes
i'm interested in weird shoes now. my only requirement is that they have to be flat. please post your faves.
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sneakers or leather shoes or boots or all ?
all
yes maam on it maa.m
y-3 Gendos, our legacy ballet sneakers, yume yume loafers



they are FREAKY
oh i just remembered the new balance loafers lol

join me and zeo :discourse:
and i think heckle has them too
I do I do
how freaky we talking in here
no upper limit
it's fun to look at anything
The junya ones too

Lil more freaked
ok these ones are awful but Mihara Yasuhiro is a great source of freaky shoes
yo are those dress sneakers
Are these Thursdays?
so real i need to silver sneak it
they are actually MMY lol
Sometimes creatives need people to keep them in check
Example 1:
the little moons on that second one are so cute :HOLY:
Highsnobiety
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oh marine serre OF COURSE
RIGHT
ive been collecting flat low prof inspo for weeeeeeks now same wave bestie
dawg this could be me

OH!!! how could i forget

y3 kyasu low (white or black), overboot ver https://static.ftshp.digital/img/p/1/2/7/2/3/1/9/1272319-full_product.jpg

SO COOL!!!
All of the dries slippers are very flat
a lot of shit from rombaut https://rombaut.com/cdn/shop/products/ROMBAUTmj23side.jpg?v=1678875064 https://rombaut.com/cdn/shop/files/1_2.jpg?v=1740680289&width=1024 https://rombaut.com/cdn/shop/products/NC__0048s_0010_ENZYMABLACK-01.jpg?v=1667406132 https://mobile.yoox.com/images/items/17/17632627PI_14_f.jpg?impolicy=crop&width=387&height=490

It’s why I hate them but check it out
do not buy adieus
some shoes i love are toga pullas but @awz5082 says i think they are not very comfortable

and the leather sucks
eytys have a bunch of shoes that might fit the bill



the gannis but u have them basically
vivienne has a bunch of freak shoes
shoes for a cool skeleton...

camper lab, yume yume,
george cox for big fuckoff creepers
ohhh yes camper lab ty for reminding me
cdg and noir kei ninomiya have great weird shoes
Comfort was ok! Leather was just meh for the price
marsell has cool exaggerated bulbous derbies
More MMY






those faux sneaker loafers are so much fun
same conecpt as you posted before but done alot better
yeah I actually like a lot of their toe box designs now
mmy good
the airforces are crazy
Urghhhh the acne sneaks so good
ik im obsessed :c
camper or camperlab maybe

marni
rick
ann
kiko
issey has had crazy shoes too
i love all kiko shoes
for ex


and open yy has some weird ass shoes that i love And Respect



marni has a bunch of weird shit

this is relatively tame
the orange version of that kiko shoe is horrid to me but i STILL LIKE IT
i actually really like ann d for footwear
theyre known for surprisingly comfy leather shoes
it’s good but it’s weird!
freaked versions of shoes
pinkkea's shoe size is pretty commonly on sale for the mens and womens section too
yup
usually half a size down if u go that route pinkkea
im probably grabbing the hoka ora primos as an easy summer shoe, i know u have those too kyn

solid shoe in fun colorways
i love these
they don’t breathe for shit tho
they come in a bunch of colors too
maybe my comfiest shoe
not that that’s a high bar
i like the stardust hokas

some of the colors



the baby blue ones my beloved!
unmarked.mx does some fun makeups sometimes
Wtf hokas look like that??
oh yeah hoka bondi L also good maybe too normal for this convo but the sole is a little freaked

yeah they came out of nowhere lmao
Hokas mentioned
the ora primos are so good
i wasnt looking at hoka at all and then those popped up
they like only did them in a couple colors and they sold out instantly for like 2-3 drops
Meanwhile I see the most sauceless out and about
then they were like oh everyone wants these and they made a ton of colors and huge production runs
i was considering these https://www.unmarked.mx/collections/womens/products/otzi, they're surprisingly cute
they all go for cheap except for the triple black :nooooo:
i see every other one on sale all the time
i got my triple black <$100
maybe $70
HEY

forgor
i mean
maybe jcrew wasnt the only reason u lost ur sauce...
Those pants......
you’re proving her point
PSI is cooked
My hiking pants ugly
Many such cases
oh wait lol
simone
obviously
yeah thats fair, my hiking and travel stuff is not sauced up
sandy liang
These babies have >800 miles of trail on em can your pampered city boy hokas say the same
I’ll have you know I hit highlights in these hokas
i got the square toes ann d boots in 2020 and people called them hideous back then but now they pay retail for camions so idk
You're talking to a girl who hasn't gone hiking for ten years until two weeks ago
You will never see these in waywt for a reason
But they’re sooo comfy unfort
I hike in anything whatever
If I can't hike in them then I'm dying on the trail
yeah i hiked in stan smiths and common projects knockoffs
so what if i had 0 traction
Yeah these are mostly for trail running I’ve gone hiking in some fucked up shit
tbf
1/2 of my waywt are in semi ugly salomons
pinkkea should just get guidis for $2-300 and piss off all the bitter darkwear boys
maybe grecian slippers?
is every menswear brand doing these this season
stoffa had them out in the store too
is pinkus like a 40
@pinkkea (toilet consultant) post shoe size
also choppy luigi is just doing whatever


im like a 40/41
(chopova lowena)
9.5-10 womens
The painted Margiela ones so good
And so $1300
CHOPPY LUIGI :HOLY:
:luigi:
Whatever I can paint my own shoes
:torsion:
is prada monolith stuff freaked enough
moon boots lol
Lmfao i have considered moon boots
prada monoliths

misc rick






vibram five fingers the classic freak shoe
babys first geobaskets
Hello 2023 called and said no way Joe dropping out
2023 called and said he missed
rockinghorses


maybe ill get monk straps like my high school heart always wanted

i think i saw some w skull buckles on etsy
quirked up monkstraps are fun
go for it
yeag

also a nice canvas to paint on
cookie monster, grinch shoes


bc of the monkstrap flap
these are GOOOD
don’t really read as a monkstrap to me idk
little lad shoe for sure
they also have, lmfao

a winklepicker
a what
like when you want your winkle pickled or something
oh
thank you that clears things up
np bestie
who up picking THEY winkle
bro they got gritty

@bratbots get these
oh and maybe sal i guess
We really gotta update this to fhink and add is it funny
And oh it was
>:(
i’m not allowed to say the things i want to say
I'm mcfucking losing it

me when
mw wen the
whebebe thrhebebd
:discourse:
Average balenci couture look






unironically the balenciaga reptile
(pic 2)
imo these are the two best balenciaga sneakers


also the xpanders (first image above)
Bankofgrails
Balenciaga AW21 afterworld chevalier boots in silver SZ:42
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oh worddddddd
idk why my brain read that as fucking horse
Space 2.0 goated shoe
Margiela, Lemaire, Loewe, Woodchuck, Le Botte Gardiane, Dries, also Dries, Bally, Manolo, Alaia










Kinda tame compared to some of these but someone turned soccer cleats into tassel loafers which I thought was cool
TikTok
TikTok · Umbro
521 likes, 12 comments. “How to turn 27 year old football boots into shoes 💭 In the workshop with @Sneaker Pharm* 🪡 👞”
Or not tassle loafers but they got the fringed piece of leather going down the tongue, idk what it’s called
kiltie
Mustache
oh
hm
A kiltie is just a shoe stache
oh
hm
The Kiko chalices

John Fluevog


!! forgot about this brand
My podiatrist friend wears them at the hospital.
Anything made by
Adieu Paris - famously uncomfy
Marseil - Personal favorite
Toga Pulla - the Toga Virilus Women's line (tbh its prob vice versa)

My fave, the Nike considered boot

Lotsa fun stuff from the old considered line. From 2005 though so a bit harder to find

beauty beast i think https://media-assets.grailed.com/prd/listing/temp/a1cbe4dc54a24bf59aed2dbbccf667c1?

a lot of the cdg salomons look pretty good but i thought they were kinda not great irl

the platforms at least, the sock shoe could still be cool
boris bidjan sabieri salomons also cool


Trippen Helena

instapumps / margiela instapumps / noir kei ninomiya instapumps


These are tight
wow everything by trippen is nuts
nike -
kukini
air rift
martine rose air monarch
ignore all the prices obviously it’s grailed



Love my kukinis
cherevichkiotvichki
https://commonplace.site/cdn/shop/files/Cherevichkiotvichki01seriessilklace-upsquaretoederbyshoeshandmadeintheUKche-01AW19-2-2020-baiwhite_Italy_01AW19_2_500x@2x.progressive.jpg?v=1719583031
https://commonplace.site/cdn/shop/products/Cherevichkiotvichki03-2020crosselasticsquaretoeshoes.jpg?v=1602654091
https://www.scarletjones.com.au/cdn/shop/products/CHEREVICHKI---Black-Derby-8_800x.jpg?v=1681883301
Elena Dawson

Oooo if you like them, I think this maker would be right up your alley: https://www.instagram.com/share/BAVQOvwZJK
oooooh i rly like those first ones
oohohohohhoh love it
frayed ribbon laces…. ✍️
so many weird shoes in the world NEVER STUB YOUR TOE
I mean technically these

in more seriousness - marni fussbelt sandals, bulo hugs, nike ipsa drifters split, mukluks




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