Silk.NET•3y ago

"the 5 second maintainer"

PPerksey "the 5 second maintainer"

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:28 PM

MMMMMMM i could make a really bad joke here but im not going to for my own sake

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:28 PM

just know

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:28 PM

it would have been bad

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:28 PM

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-brows-eyebrow-raise-smile-smirk-gif-16335782

Tenor

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:28 PM

it would've lasted longer had i not realised the maintainers channel had all of our passwords in it

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:28 PM

lmao

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:29 PM

password manager password shmanager

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:29 PM

(i say, as a person who self hosts bitwarden)

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:29 PM

man

Aqua•4/6/23, 4:29 PM

write your own password manager that stores passwords in plaintext when

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:29 PM

a password manager must be pretty simple to make

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:29 PM

though integrations must be hard

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:29 PM

yeah the storing passwords part is easy

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:30 PM

master password, HKDF it, AES all the passwords, shrimple

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:30 PM

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-simple-its-shrimple-gif-25735431

Tenor

Aqua•4/6/23, 4:30 PM

write it in C#
security

TechPizza•4/6/23, 4:31 PM

meanwhile quantum computers cracking passwords for breakfast: buenos dias

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:31 PM

https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1f77w8yAHY3QdTZyEhFnYivAyqPTrr-zlqZZFfm0OXt4/edit

Google Docs

silk iceberg

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:31 PM

mayhaps

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:31 PM

nah, quantum computers don't really help against block ciphers

TechPizza•4/6/23, 4:32 PM

eh, i would not be surprised if we have enough qbits in like 10 years to munch through secrets

LLyris the Kitori https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1f77w8yAHY3QdTZyEhFnYivAyqPTrr-zlqZZFfm0OXt4/...

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:34 PM

okay i have put a few items in there to start

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:34 PM

with arbitrary deepness

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:34 PM

great

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:34 PM

i cannot edit

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:34 PM

just dm it

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:35 PM

i have pressed a button that says request edit

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:35 PM

oh wait i have you saved already

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:35 PM

cus i have interacted with you over email before

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:35 PM

ah yes

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:35 PM

i shall switch account

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:35 PM

did it to your other one too now

TechPizza•4/6/23, 4:35 PM

would i be bold enough to suggest the

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:36 PM

thats a good one to go on the deepest level

Aqua•4/6/23, 4:36 PM

oh yeah that happened

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:37 PM

i think joke names should go on the top layer, at the tip

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:37 PM

(anyone else who wants access, just request it and ill give)

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:37 PM

basically the pins are at the top lol

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:37 PM

yeye

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:37 PM

slim.net wasn't a joke name actually

PerkseyOP•4/6/23, 4:38 PM

that was the name of the library for a while

Aqua•4/6/23, 4:38 PM

if i think of anything to add then i'll let you know but im still relatively new here

Aqua•4/6/23, 4:38 PM

~~even though i used silk back in 2020~~

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:39 PM

is it 3 or 4 build systems to compile silk

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:39 PM

cargo

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:39 PM

cmake

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:39 PM

zig

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:39 PM

nuke

Lyris the Kitori•4/6/23, 4:39 PM

dotnet

"the 5 second maintainer"

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