would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? - Topic of the day 10/12/23

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zacheadams
zacheadams13mo ago
definitely the duck, considering it is a large soulslike boss - you need to find its weak points and dodge-roll around its blind spots to exploit them I think it's got low mobility around its unprotected ankles, and if you can get past the teeth beak, you have a good shot at success
rej
rej13mo ago
I'm sure duck sized horses would be very puntable. Do they move at a relative walking speed of a duck? I'm sure I could kite around some large natural barrier long enough to pick them systematically off one by one, a la Nazi Zombies
Thonyfst
Thonyfst13mo ago
I don't know how to dodge roll irl and I've never learned my iframes, so I'm going with the 100 horses
bucciarati
bucciarati13mo ago
You just need more points into agility bruh
Bond
Bond13mo ago
A horse sized duck is a dinosaur
zacheadams
zacheadams13mo ago
and a duck sized horse is a capybara
Weeg
Weeg13mo ago
The horses are kinda in to like westernwear and thats cool but i feel like people have generally seen it. The ducks are kinda doing this like avant garde fisherman-core thing though that you are only really starting to see with sillage and smaller ‘iykyk’ sort of brands. I think if it were reddit mfa i probably would be wanting to face against that more fashion forward stuff cause people wouldnt really get it and id wear something more classic, but in here the demo has definitely shifted, and i’d be much more confident of my fitbattle odds against against the horses and id eek it out by leaning in to my more fashion forward side.
zacheadams
zacheadams13mo ago
oh wait this is a fit battle? that makes it harder
bucciarati
bucciarati13mo ago
Btw the horse-sized duck has a larger hitbox
jfarrell468
jfarrell46813mo ago
This thread would be better if it involved wombats
I'm Lagging
I'm Lagging13mo ago
horses die IRL the moment they break an ankle or something one wide sweep and you get a 25 killstreak xd
Thonyfst
Thonyfst13mo ago
The duck would be unbeatable, as it would have the widest fit I can't respec and I don't know if I'm leveling up any further
zacheadams
zacheadams13mo ago
low center of gravity of being a small target makes that a very different situation
I'm Lagging
I'm Lagging13mo ago
dang
Thonyfst
Thonyfst13mo ago
If you don't put in spotlight topics this is what you get
jibba
jibba13mo ago
Also the square-cube law
sinbad
sinbad13mo ago
1 big ass duck fs
Affluence
Affluence13mo ago
Finally some good content
Bigelow
Bigelow13mo ago
Duck voters are forgetting something...
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Luuk
Luuk13mo ago
Def the little guys
chase_vv
chase_vv13mo ago
Duck size horses seems most manageable. More a test of endurance than fighting a giant duck
mewball
mewball13mo ago
giant duck for sure
SquillyFerrell
SquillyFerrell13mo ago
Giant duck is still a bird with its brittle bird bones, could handily just break it apart piece meal; the horses though are more robust and could swarm you easily
Affluence
Affluence13mo ago
I'd make some good $$ from the duck meat too
chase_vv
chase_vv13mo ago
goal is survival not profit
Affluence
Affluence13mo ago
yeah but capitalism
SquillyFerrell
SquillyFerrell13mo ago
grindset gotta pay for the jawnz somehow
raisinpie
raisinpie13mo ago
that's a legendary weapon
chase_vv
chase_vv13mo ago
idk a goose is basically a larger duck and those can still hurt you. scaled all the way up to horse size I think the duck might be too much for the average person to take down
jawntanamo_bae
jawntanamo_bae13mo ago
I don’t want to fight either of these creatures, they sound too cute to beat up
Thonyfst
Thonyfst13mo ago
Bold to assume you're winning, not just surviving
SquillyFerrell
SquillyFerrell13mo ago
yeah but a hundred horses? i just dont see a way that thats more survivable, especially since theyre basically gonna be more robus t with solid bones and tons of muscle
chase_vv
chase_vv13mo ago
guess depends on the duck but the horses would be pretty small it'd be like just one good kick for each horse to take them out. not sure i'd be able to get all 100 while also outrunning the swarm but i feel it's a better chance to come out on top than the giant duck \
SquillyFerrell
SquillyFerrell13mo ago
See i think the duck is much better odds, you just need to cripple it piecemeal by going for each bit one by one
Thonyfst
Thonyfst13mo ago
Peace might be possible with the swarm, death is inevitable with the duck
SquillyFerrell
SquillyFerrell13mo ago
with how often its going to attack with the head too you have good odds at just being able to destroy the neck
chase_vv
chase_vv13mo ago
still think a duck that huge would just steamroll a person just based on size and weight. if you hit its eye it gets even madder, enters boss phase 2 and its over
jawntanamo_bae
jawntanamo_bae13mo ago
Is everyone assuming these fights are all unarmed? Because I’m coming into this with an AR and some big ass knives
mewball
mewball13mo ago
im going with a samurai sword
jawntanamo_bae
jawntanamo_bae13mo ago
Yeah fuck that duck
Thonyfst
Thonyfst13mo ago
I'm coming with a heart full of peace and legs ready to run
Wonkymythology
Wonkymythology13mo ago
Didn't read any of the above. I don't need to. Obviously it's the horses. Horses legs are weak as shit for their size and at a duck scale their joints would be less stable than the most inbred apple headed chihuahuas, and they don't have the chi's teeth or bravery. Easy
rebound2
rebound213mo ago
big duck because big duck gon waddle and fall over
Luuk
Luuk13mo ago
I feel like big duck you kinda have to go for legs but those wing smacks gonna hurt Small horse you just sorta sweep
narwhal
narwhal13mo ago
The strength of a duck is its bite. The strength of a horse is its kick. I would rather withstand many tiny kicks over one enormous bite.
SquillyFerrell
SquillyFerrell13mo ago
Imagine how good the meat from a horse sized duck would be Honestly it would probably be worse than a normal duck More meat less fat less skin
raisinpie
raisinpie13mo ago
that would be really neat tho I can eat a Peking duck by myself, I could use more
walter
walter13mo ago
My first thought also
illisson
illisson13mo ago
Okay but horses are afraid of like puddles and plastic bags and bunnies. Sneeze too loud and you'll probably win that fight.
Halo
Halo13mo ago
How much hide can you get from the horses if you have to work that small... is it enough for a decent jacket? 🤔
raisinpie
raisinpie13mo ago
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rej
rej13mo ago
ResearchGate
Figure 1. Skin surface area related to body mass of ducks See also ...
Download scientific diagram | Skin surface area related to body mass of ducks See also table 1. from publication: Modelling the energy budget and prey choice of eider ducks | We developed an energy and heat budget model for eider ducks. All relevant processes have been quantified. Food processing, diving costs, prey heating, the costs of crushin...
rej
rej13mo ago
One can extrapolate that a horse with a mass relative to that of any average duck would likely possess a similar surface area (given some margin of error)
raisinpie
raisinpie13mo ago
Lmfao rej
rej
rej13mo ago
The more you know 🌈
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