KWhere's the camera
KWe pegasus'd your phone
Kbut we only turn on the camera in the bathroom.
V
VBazzite is an MS psyop top to bottom
JMany such cases
Pstop giving away the magician's secrets crunch bandicoot
KSoon my KDE menu will serve me ads, RIP
Pthe day MS does anything besides provide server resources and a kyle i am OUTTIE
VBazzite 3.6 preinstalled weeather widget... Mark my words...
JJust gotta get bootc setup for WSL
KWell, if he ports Clippy, I am 100% in.
KOr Bob.
Pfuck clippy ill bash his head in
KBob was cool.
Phis stupid wirey silver head
K
KPeep my resume
LJokes on you all, @Kyle Gospo has us all running windows secretly. We’re just running “linux” via WSL and he just hides all the windows stuff
Pi just stole it and sent it to a bunch of random businesses
Pgonna let chatgpt handle the interviews
P:clueless:
KOk you win. lol
VInterview questions get piped to #bazzite-help
Pewwww
Pif i wanna help people i go work in elderly care
KI'm glad I got out of my career during COVID buyouts.
KI don't have to deal with that crap anymore 
Pgood luck getting another job
Pfuckers keep replying to me with chatgpt and then wondering why i don't follow-up
Klol
Plike um i am looking for a job not a used car salesman either call my number or don't waste my time
KAhh headhunters, I don't miss that either.
K"We have a great opportunity for your skill-set!"
Pi submit 20 job applications a month i get 20 emails from god damn Spawn of Cleverbot
KTWENTY?!
Kgeez man
Pfuck yea
Pfive years running
Ko.O
Ptrying to get a job out here that isn't a revolving door for some fuck off oil company is brutal
Pand right now the job market's so bad all the listings are like
P"overnight late shift hole watcher"
P"drill rig operator"
KDamn. I haven't had to LOOK for a job in about 20 years, but I had no idea it was that nuts.
VOk what the fuck
Pwhat the fuck does this even MEAN? do i have to keep the troll contained?
Ptasmania is quickly turning into elden ring
