satya nadella will personally come to your home and gift you a new Copilot+PC laptop with Microsoft

satya nadella will personally come to your home and gift you a new Copilot+PC laptop with Microsoft Windows™ 11 Pro Enterprise N One 360 X Extended if you buy anything on ms store

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:42 AM

Nothing will make me pay for nitro

Pez•7/8/24, 1:42 AM

you got some kinda em bed fail ure

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:43 AM

It embedded just fine

Hhalva satya nadella will personally come to your home and gift you a new Copilot+PC la...

halvaOP•7/8/24, 1:43 AM

as you'll be the first ever person to do so

VValerie Nothing will make me pay for nitro

Pez•7/8/24, 1:43 AM

your data is held at zero stake by chinese equity and you will like it

Pez•7/8/24, 1:43 AM

i paid $8 for a bootleg pokemon on my PFP so i get customer support

Pez•7/8/24, 1:43 AM

we are not the same

halvaOP•7/8/24, 1:44 AM

god the whole Copilot+PC shtick really just reminds me of Guhnoo slash Linux

Hhalva satya nadella will personally come to your home and gift you a new Copilot+PC la...

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:44 AM

Hhalva god the whole Copilot+PC shtick really just reminds me of Guhnoo slash Linux

Pez•7/8/24, 1:44 AM

ummmmm its actually pronounced CO-PISSY

Pez•7/8/24, 1:44 AM

thanks

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:45 AM

Laptops with Windows 11 keys and no CoPilot keys are like pre-Meta logo quest 2's

VValerie Click to see attachment

halvaOP•7/8/24, 1:45 AM

the fact it's really just F23 means i can bind it to something useful

halvaOP•7/8/24, 1:45 AM

technically an improvement ig

VValerie Laptops with Windows 11 keys and no CoPilot keys are like pre-Meta logo quest 2'...

Pez•7/8/24, 1:46 AM

I HAVE ONE

Pez•7/8/24, 1:46 AM

i am special

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:46 AM

I mean so do I

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:46 AM

That laptop has a win 11 key

Pez•7/8/24, 1:46 AM

i think my keyboard might be a windows 8 key but idk the difference anymore

Pez•7/8/24, 1:46 AM

is win10 the one that got sat on

halvaOP•7/8/24, 1:47 AM

aren't w8/w10 logos identical lol

Hhalva the fact it's really just F23 means i can bind it to something useful

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:47 AM

My Thinkpad™ ships with Microsoft™ Teams™ Call accept and Microsoft™ Teams™ Call decline buttons which I rebind to media controls

Muko Tabi•7/8/24, 1:47 AM

oh I see a vencord

Pez•7/8/24, 1:47 AM

i thought w8 was just some dumb cubes

Pez•7/8/24, 1:47 AM

and then w10 they got sat on

halvaOP•7/8/24, 1:47 AM

huh wuh

MMuko Tabi oh I see a vencord

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:47 AM

No I would never

Pez•7/8/24, 1:47 AM

rorted to discor

Pez•7/8/24, 1:48 AM

LMAO

Pez•7/8/24, 1:48 AM

this is actually a new mapping isn't it

PPez rorted to discor 💀

Valerie•7/8/24, 1:48 AM

There was a real oddball on the Steam Deck server a while ago who reported me for using a discord client, like full on email to em.

They got an email back that basically said "Ask them to stop"