Pthem's fighting words
Mbest chromium browser cough vivaldi cough brave cough
Hwindows phone but like for all the wrong reasons
VName one thing you miss about Windows phone other than the launcher
Hthe devices were nice, the ui looked nice
Hand microsoft completely shit the bed with how they treated third party developers
Pdont wait 30 seconds for every app to launch
Pthat was the only issue
Pthey were awesome as actual phones tho
V
Hlike maybe consider not making it a bureaucratic torture test to allow someone to develop for your new platform with literally 0 current third party apps
VWindows to Go the goat
Hyou're not apple you know
Pthey still kinda are lmfaoooo
Mm$ store is weird
Mthey hide their update date and the version
Pi hear they're going to start offering free lollipops any time you get baited into using ms store to install a regular component
Mthey also have winget
Mso not sure what they want to go with
Pyou might wanna get that checked buddy
Hsatya nadella will personally come to your home and gift you a new Copilot+PC laptop with Microsoft Windows™ 11 Pro Enterprise N One 360 X Extended if you buy anything on ms store
VNothing will make me pay for nitro
Pyou got some kinda em bed fail ure
VIt embedded just fine
Has you'll be the first ever person to do so
Pyour data is held at zero stake by chinese equity and you will like it
Pi paid $8 for a bootleg pokemon on my PFP so i get customer support
Pwe are not the same
Hgod the whole Copilot+PC shtick really just reminds me of Guhnoo slash Linux
Pummmmm its actually pronounced CO-PISSY
Pthanks
VLaptops with Windows 11 keys and no CoPilot keys are like pre-Meta logo quest 2's
Hthe fact it's really just F23 means i can bind it to something useful
Htechnically an improvement ig
PI HAVE ONE
Pi am special
VI mean so do I
VThat laptop has a win 11 key
Pi think my keyboard might be a windows 8 key but idk the difference anymore
Pis win10 the one that got sat on
Haren't w8/w10 logos identical lol
VMy Thinkpad™ ships with Microsoft™ Teams™ Call accept and Microsoft™ Teams™ Call decline buttons which I rebind to media controls
Moh I see a vencord
Pi thought w8 was just some dumb cubes
Pand then w10 they got sat on
Hhuh wuh
VNo I would never
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