Very Peculiar Request
Hello I need a very soft very tiny pair of shorts.
Ideal characteristics
1. short - talking 5" inseam absolute max, would prefer somewhere around 3"
2. no pockets/button/hardware - this is a non negotiable, these are for yoga and I want them to lay flat
3. terry cloth or light cotton material - thicker than jersey but not quite sweat shorts, something on the lighter end of medium weight
4. vintage - literally made from dish towels would be ideal but I don't want to shop at bode. feedsack or vintage terry would be swag
Please help me. I am not above buying soffe shorts but wanna see what's out there first.
13 Replies
alright soffe actually has exactly the pair i'm looking for lmao just synthetic
Soffe
Original Ranger Panty
Also known as Silkies, the Soffe Ranger Panties have been Military favorite for decades. Made of loose fitting soft tricot which won’t snag or run.
salvi im coming to ur qna to tell u ty for posting these ive been Looking for smth like this for months
i just bit the bullet and got some i'll lyk my review in a few days
@Digs whats the best brand of milsurp silkies
Soffee
hell yeah
Best in the biz for sure. Size one down for maximum bulge
Oh you already know
Thats crazy they use the ranger panty nick name for adverts lol
I got in trouble for wearing these a couple times they are banned inthe marine corps now lol
too much pickle :hawyee:
“Sorry gunny i didnt know i wasnt allowed to freeball in ranger panties at PT my bad”
in case you wanted another option https://www.etsy.com/listing/4327134830/vtg-70s-terry-cloth-shorts-80s-vintage?gpla=1&gao=1&
hell yea ty zeo