Pyeah it doesn't mean it won't happen
AHow to out you can't afford a bmw
KYepppp
KI don't need the ability to video chat while driving, or for my car to auto order pizzas, thanks. I carry a phone if I need that crap
Olike someone left an e-scooter kinda sticking out in the road, and if a good samaritan tries to roll it forward out of the way, it'll play a little siren and try to back up on its own to get back to its original position
Pyeah in this instance we did everything by the book and it still went fuck-you-mode after about ten minutes on the lift
Plove german cars har har har
ABmw owners don't jack up their cars so it's funny
Eantheas
Ewhere is your steam deck
ANot the performance dudes there sure
Ebmw dont know the laws of the road
Pdo you think they just use the same tyres it comes with for the whole lifetime
Psomebody has to change them my guy
AExactly
ASomebody
KMan I have to change my tires twice a year 
AThat's not the lawyer or whatever that bought it
K(All Season/Winter swap)
Owhen the tires need changed they just exchange the lease for a new one
Esounds tiresome
AIt's... Nonexistent?
E:Cry:
KIt's pretty common here. Most garages do it cheap. Winters where I live get to -50, you can't use spring/summer/autumn tires in that crap.
Pno they just take it to a regular tyre service place and murder all the witnesses
Pit's still cheaper to pay the court than a german carmaker
KHey my first car was German, was incredibly solid
Pthey did make good cars back in the war hey
AThe more I grow older the more I realize you just pay to get problems off of your head
AIf you can afford a bmw you can afford the dealer
Pif you can afford the dealer you can afford to pay some other guy to drive you around in a limo
KWell my first car was a 1976 Mercedes 450 SL, so not quite that old
AExactly
Eyou didnt get the pun! :Cry:
KOh I apologize! lol
Ei still havent had a single car
Pyeah it's not too expensive if you stick to one place though
Ecars are too expensive
ABoth bmw and Mercedes make an affordable vehicle series
Pwhen you do end up needing it just find a good shop and they'll take care of it
A"affordable"
AWhich doeSnt count as either
KEh, used ones can be reasonable, especially if they're a bit older and you're willing to learn to do your own basic service and maintenance.
KI don't buy cars new, ever.
Eoh i can buy second hand no problem
AYou want to flex bmw then yeah either 5th hand or you're rich
Kdeprecation is nuts.
Eits the monthly costs that i cant afford
Pand then they had a baby
